
There will be a day I stop blogging about the teen celeb scene and young Hollywood in general. But today is not that day.
The world of Young Hollywood is just more interesting these days. It seems like no one cares if Gwyneth’s cheating on Chris Martin. Or if Madonna’s doing god-knows-what with A-Rod. They care about Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift’s war of words. They care about Miley Cyrus and her 20-year-old boyfriend. And they definitely care about High School Musical and Twilght.
Okay. So there’s like a straight up battle going on for the title of Mr. Teen Heartthrob. The two contenders: High School Musical’s Zachary David Efron and Twilight’s Robert Thomas Pattinson.
Efron’s the reigning Heartthrob Champion, if you will, and his opponent – Pattinson – is the new kid on the block, armed with lots of hype, messy hair and a sexy accent.
It’s no secret where my allegiance lies. I have seen all three High School Musical movies numerous times after all. But my boyfriend Zac better watch his back. Accents are lethal. And the attention span of tween girls is short. Very short. The screams reserved for High School Musical 3 have been replaced with the deafening shrieks that accompany the Twilight cast wherever they go.
The movie isn’t even out yet and everyone knows Pattinson’s name. His face is everywhere. A seven year-old fangirl even asked him to bite her neck. Granted, Pattinson’s got luck working in his favour. The Twilight books already had a massive following and his character, Edward the vampire, was already the object of many teens’ fantasies. He barely had to work for it.
This – according to the gossip pundits – has got Zac feeling a little threatened and a tad bit jealous. Zac’s been touring around the world promoting his Disney franchise while Robert’s been here, right in the thick of things, stealing the hearts and screams of Efron’s beloved fan base.
Pattinson’s got the buzz on his side at the moment. He’s been named one of the ten breakout stars of the year by Entertainment Weekly and, well, it’s safe to say Twilght’s opening this weekend will see big box-office numbers. Kids are probably already lined up outside theatres. In the snow. Clutching their tattered, over-read copies of the Twilight series. Dreaming of Edward and Bella. That is how crazy Twilight fans are. Zachary should be worried.
But not too worried. Because, and I may be biased, but I contest that Zac Efron is still Mr. Teen Heartthrob, that his future will be brighter and his career more substantial.
Yes, vampires are a lot edgier and sexier than singing basketball players but Zac already knows how to work the machine. He’s got two movies in the can to be released early next year. The first one, “Seventeen Again”, co-starring Matthew Perry, will have the tweens eating out of his hands again. The second, a drama called “Me and Orsen Welles” with Claire Danes, will showcase his range and talent as an actor- not just a pretty face.
Zac is already using the high-power celebrity couple angle to his benefit. The teens are obsessed with his relationship with girlfriend and co-star Vanessa Hudgens. Though Pattinson has alluded to a real-life crush on Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, there is nothing substantial there. Paparazzi shots of Zanessa frolicking on a Hawaiian beach send the kids into a frenzy. Awkward sexual tension between Pattinson and Stewart during interviews will not suffice.
Efron was just named one of People’s Sexiest Men Alive. He was honoured at GQ’s Men of the Year Party and he’s got some major movies in the works- like a remake of Footloose (which I predict will either make or break his career). Pattinson has just barely made it onto the pages of J-14.
The head start will work in Zac’s favour. And so will his hair. The messy rocker look will only get you so far Robert. The tweens love man-bangs. Efron’s got that down.
And so, in conclusion: Zac Efron totally trumps Robert Pattinson.