Australia’s shittiest DJ, otherwise known as Drongo, provided us with a wealth of douchey one-liners that you should never ever repeat in public.
Here are some of the douchiest things he said:
The parody, by Australian YouTube star shooterwilliamson, is already trending online since uploading it this morning. Previously, he showed us how NOT to do a drug deal and told us why Aussies are the wildest of the bunch.
I hate to say it, but he kind of reminds of that self promoter who got nominated for a Grammy, Al Walser.
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Here’s one reason to not complain about the frigidly cold temperatures outside: Finnish people. They have to put up with icy weather but they still manage to make up one of the happiest nations in the world. Take it from these bold Finnish guys who glare at the snow with their “come at me hypothermia,” disrobe and bury their bodies under the powder for kicks. Finland, you’re doing it better than everyone else.
Andrew Hales latest prank involved approaching random students and professors at his university, asking them questions about directions or the time and then disagreeing with their answers, despite their assurance that they were 100 percent correct.
The prank turned out to be a new favourite of his, though next week he’s heading somewhere other than Utah’s Brigham Young University because too many people are recognizing him. In the past, Hales has pranked people by by pretending to steal their cell phones and telling corny jokes to complete strangers.
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I know this is really cheesy, but I love watching end of the year movie mashups because they remind us of the endless possibilities of life. While a lot of people rag on modern movies for being uncreative trite, Nick Kinder thinks differently. He mashed together the best movies of 2012 into a six minute clip and it’s pretty epic.
“2012 was arguably one of the greatest years in modern film. At least in my opinion,” he wrote on his YouTube page. “And editing this video made me realize it. There were so many great films this year. And no matter which one was your favorite, hopefully it made it into this.”
Kinder spent two months editing the video and it took 65 gigabytes on his laptop and over 50 hours of editing. The compilation will tear you to pieces during Damien Rice’s “One” timeframe and build you back up when it jumps into the comedies.
What was your favourite movie of 2012?
Toronto’s Batman and Spider-Man still can’t seem to get along. They were recently seen fighting all around Toronto AGAIN. This time things got serious when Spider-Man pantsed Batman and taunted him by claiming he was Peter Pan under the suit (around 4:03). He ultimately paid the price when Batman pushed him to the ground and literally pulled his leg.
Of course, they’re both ultimately fighting for the good of humanity so they hugged it out like typical bros at the end of the night.
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This toddler named Ali was clearly trying to climb up the ledge to her family’s flatscreen television so she could portal through the screen and meet her favourite animated characters. When the harsh reality of her television’s tangibility set in and she started to climb back down the ledge, she realized her legs were just a little too short to make the journey.
Her father tried to talk her through the predicament, assuring her she could make the couple inches. Unfortunately, the same thing happened again a couple hours later. ADORBZ.
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You’ve heard him sing some of your favourite holiday classics on his album Christmas, but now you can hear Canadian crooner Michael Buble like you’ve never heard him before. His new album There’s No Place Like Hum For The Holidays features the singer HUMMING all the Christmas classics, including “Let It Snow,” “Silent Night” and “Jingle Bells.”
The album also features Dave Matthews with Buble humming along to “The Little Drummer Boy.” If the album doesn’t get you in the holiday spirit, the ad certainly will. Buble skis, walks through a winter wonderland and sips hot cocoa in front of a high tech green screen.
You can purchase the album for the low cost of $25, except not really because it was all a spoof for Jimmy Fallon’s Late Night talk show. One thing is for sure. Buble has a wicked sense of humour.
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I don’t know if we’re all failing more in life or if we’re just filming menial activities more often on the off chance your friend falls and you strike YouTube GOLD, but every time I go online there’s a new fail compilation. failarmy took the best fails of the week and mashed them together in a nearly four minute clip. While 10 percent of the them are legit sports injuries the other 90 percent consists of daredevils trying to do something dumb.
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These days, a small, good deed can really mean a lot to people. Even watching a good deed can take you by surprise and comfort you with the fact that the whole world isn’t completely screwed. This entire CompilarizTV supercut is devoted to chivalrous drivers who stopped to help older women cross the street. You might wonder why such random footage was caught on camera. Dash cameras are quite common in places like Russia, for safety purposes.
Task of the day: Help someone in need, even if it’s as simple as opening a door for someone.
No holiday is complete without someone wearing an ugly Christmas sweater, whether your aunt is legitimately wearing it because she thinks it’s funky or because your hipster friend Wheatgrass thinks it’s ironic. And when you really shop around, there’s an ugly holiday sweater for everyone!
Ellen premiered some of her favourite ugly Christmas sweaters on her talk show this morning and they were positively horrendous, but in the best way possible. The best thing is, they’re all REAL sweaters that you can purchase… we promise. Here are her favourites.
For the mom that means business:
For the holiday Ho Ho Ho
For the Jewish fashion diva
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I’m bracing myself for all the parodies that are starting to come from the Metro safety song “Dumb Ways to Die,” but hopeful that it won’t get to “Call Me Maybe” or “Gangnam Style” levels. The PSA by Tangerine Kitty recently got an adorable Mars Rover edition and a real life edition. Now someone made a video game version.
The song relates some of the worst ways to die in video games, whether it’s triggering an alien attack or your teammate being an ass. The parody, by Megasteakman, replaces the animation in the original video with dancing video game characters.
What do you think is the dumbest way to die in a video game?
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You know that feeling you have when you try something OVER AND OVER and you just keep failing? Well, all those kids books and inspirational quotes that remind you to try and try again are totally right.
This gymnast was attempting a challenging lineup of backflips but it wasn’t working out for him. After a ton of attempts and a few wipeouts, he finally landed the routine he was going for. It’s a good lesson in dedication for all those discouraged by a project they’re passionate about.
An artist named Kim Beom’s peculiar instructional video displays a unique way of painting. The actor in the video literally lets the emotion seep out of him by picking up his paintbrush, putting his mouth close to the bristles and screaming while he paints.
Not just any old scream too; “A long scream that sounds like when you’re hurt, as if someone yanked your arm behind you or pulled you by the hair,” he says in the instructional video. It’s getting quite a reaction on YouTube from people who don’t realize the instructional video is actually part of the art project:
Beom isn’t a troll but the project fits with his sense of humour. The painting “Yellow Scream” was acquired by the Walker Art Center and the 31-minute instructional video is shown on their site.
On a different note, if Beom actually painted like the actor in this video I can imagine two fierce lines drawn in the artistic world: Those who call it art and those who say it’s too sensational.Where would you stand in the conversation?
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Have you ever wondered if you’re bothering your social media circle? Do you constantly refresh your page hoping to get a new notification? If you’re anything like our staff, you’re probably friends with the type of people we’re talking about. This week ANDPOP weighs in on the most annoying social media platform of all. We all have grievances with Facebook but what about the people on it?
Feel free to post this to your own Facebook page if you want to send a passive aggressive message to that special someone in your news feed. Happy creeping!
Oh! And what are the most annoying things your friends do on Facebook?
Some One Direction fans dealt with their conflicting emotions over Taylor Swift dating Harry Styles by writing song lyrics and singing about it. While many fans are prematurely supporting the blossoming romance (which might be nothing more than a friendship), others are already shipping “Haylor.”
It’s ironic that fans would deal with their grief through song, considering that’s how Taylor sorts through her emotions too. One of those heartbroken Directioners, named ashcollete, uploaded a hilarious parody of “Trouble” called “The Haylor Song.”
Of course, the whole thing is just for fun but I imagine some girls are feeling this troubled about the whole affair.
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I don’t see why this bird needs a segway since everyone knows flying is a much more efficient mode of transportation, but it’s all about attitude and style these days. This bird certainly has both. The blue segway is so impressive I’m venturing to say it should be sold at PetSmart. Wouldn’t it be such a helpful device for birds that can’t fly?
There are couples that take the high route in breakups:
And couples that take the low route:
Then there are those special couples that like to take what I call the “Taylor Swift” route, by writing a song about it. Jonathan and Ivory were dating for five whole years and decided their relationship wasn’t working. They announced their breakup to their friends and their YouTube fans through a song called “We’ve Got To Break Up.” Jonathan writes a song a day for his YouTube channel and this is #1435 (seriously).
He wrote on his YouTube page: “Yes, it’s true folks. Ivory and I are splitting up. It’s really sad. I’m really sad. I think you may have been able to tell in some recent songs. It’s going to be a hard road ahead for me, but I know that this is the right decision and that eventually we’ll both be happier in the end.”
Jonathan wants to have kids but Ivory isn’t on the same page. It’s kind of depressing but catchy at the same time. It also shows you don’t have to HATE your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend after you breakup. What’s the sanest breakup you’ve ever been through?
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Imagine having an innocent conversation with your friends on campus — when suddenly, a wild “gator” emerges. Not a real gator, but some dude who has perfected the art of something called the Stare of the Gator. Aka the creepiest act of stalker-like behaviour I’ve seen. If I saw this guy creeping on my friends and I on campus, I’d react a little something like this:
However, in the video uploaded by Pearce Murphy, the victims of the gator stare seem to be rather calm. And rather disturbed by the random act of creepy levels. Rather hilariously, the video is set to the romantic moods of One Republic’s “Stop and Stare.” Cue the irony alert.
It’s clear that the young man in the video is innocently trying to troll his fellow classmates. But I fear for the day when someone tries to fight his stalking-ways.
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Jay-Z decided to ride the subway to a concert at Brooklyn’s Barclays Center causing MASS PANDEMONIUM I TELL YOU among us mere plebs. He ended up chatting with a 67-year-old artist named Ellen Grossman, and the adorable encounter was conveniently caught on camera for his documentary Where I’m From, but more importantly, for the Internet to obsess over.
Grossman didn’t recognize who he was and upon noticing all the fandemonium asked if he was famous.
“Yes. Not very famous, you don’t know me,” he replied. “But I’ll get there.” Then he introduced himself as “Jay” and shook her hand. When he tacked on the “Z” she realized who he was. ”Oh you’re Jay-Z! I know about Jay-Z.”
Of not recognizing him right away, she told The Washington Post: “I was aware Jay-Z was famous and existed, but I didn’t know how famous.” She added: “I’ve become much more aware of what he’s done and who he is… And as I checked him out, I realized, how embarrassing that I didn’t know who he was!”
Grossman shouldn’t be embarrassed as I’m guessing it was actually pretty humbling for the rapper to have a normal conversation, without the person having any preconceived ideas about him. How often does he get to introduce himself to someone like that?
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In a new episode of BoredShortsTV‘s Kid Snippets, producers asked child writers to create a story about a girl teaching her friend to drive a car. What they came up with is a tale about a frustrated and slightly misinformed teacher putting up with an overly inquisitive driver. And it’s hilarious!
The story, called “Drivers Ed,” was reinterpreted by two male actors, who really bring out the intensity of the lines.
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