When the parental advisory warning came up for The Wanted’s new music video “I Found You” I thought to myself, come on really? How explicit could it be? Well m’am, there’s violence (lots of it) and definitely some type of criminal activity.
The dapper gents are on their way to find and rescue a blonde looker (or so we think) who was kidnapped by a creepy looking dude. The guys kick and punch their way up to her makeshift prison cell to release her, but not before Baby Nathan steals a steamy kiss. He’s growing up so fast!!
While I originally thought the “you” they were talking about in “‘I Found You” was the kidnapped beauty, I was wrong. All I can say, is there are just enough tough, sexy men in suits being aggressive with their adversaries to draw me in.
Here are the best comments on YouTube:
“*Parental Advisory explicit content* More like: *Warning. This video contains sexy men in suits. We are not responsible fo any ovaries that may explode whilst watching this*” — peridotemma
“bad boys rawwwrrrr : )……… no matter ….ilove U <3 the wanted” — iveth marcela salazar
“Justin biber” — metin330
“Stop comparing TW and 1D. There is a huge difference between the two bands. One Direction: 5 cute little boys The Wanted: 5 sexy men You’re welcome! : )” — africanbeautyqueen89
“omg I died I died. They are so hot omg omg and Jay’s hair and Nathans’s voice and Siva at all and Tom at the end omg omg omg I died.” — SwagOnMeBiebs
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The Illusion gives himself a bowl cut in Malibu California, somewhere on spaceship earth. Here are his top tips to maintaining a perfect bowl cut.
My own personal advice: PLEASE PEOPLE. Don’t try this at home, it’s only for professionals.
1. Talk in third person and call yourself by a nickname. The only people who can achieve a perfect bowl, treat themselves with respect.
2. Don’t f*cking sweat about it being straight, man. It is what it is and it’s about being crooked.
3. Don’t use a bowl, cut it yourself because “you can’t be bought.” There is no hair salon that knows how to give a perfect bowl cut.
4. “Perfection is the secret to perfection.” [Nods head.]
5. After you’ve destroyed your hair, give it two or three days to settle and grow out.
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One of the most annoying things homeowners have to deal with is rowdy neighbours who make incessant noise in the most inopportune moments. Back when I was in college, my housemates did tons of shite at 3 am, whenever I had a huge exam. Activities included but were not limited to singing “Hey Baby” with all their engineering frat brothers, playing indoor dodgeball and playing a very loud game of Quarters.
Whenever that happened my reaction was much alike to this grey cat who’s totally pissed at his neighbours who are doing construction. My recommendation? If you can’t beat em, join em.
Instead of long BORING debates, future presidential candidates should just have intense rap battles to help people decide who to vote for. Plus, it’s the only way you’ll see Barack Obama refer to his crotch as a stimulus package.
Alphacat takes on Obama and EpicLLOYD throws on a wig for the part of Romney in this showdown. The two guys spew out accusations about each other’s shortcomings before Abraham Lincoln (played by Nice Peter) puts everything in perspective.
ERB has previously done epic rap battles between Steve Jobs versus Bill Gates, Cleopatra versus Marilyn Monroe and Hitler versus Vader. Seriously though, there are definitely nuggets of truth in this battle, which is why we love it so much!
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Pranker extraordinaire Andrew Hales pulled one over on university students by politely asking to use their cell phones and then slyly walking away with their devices to see how they’d react. While most people looked confused (probably because anyone who’s really stealing a cell phone would be running away rather than walking) a couple guys dash after him angrily while Hales goofily grins at the hidden camera.
While the Brigham Young University crowd was pretty cool about the whole thing, I think if he tried this prank on the big scary city streets he’d get a much more violent reaction.
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Worst father of the year award goes to this dad who decided to put his young child in the goalie net and kick the soccer ball as hard as he could at the kid’s face. Of course, it was all unintentional but the injury was definitely bleeder-status. If the kid was really smart he could brush it off and coolly ask: “Did you see that awesome save? I didn’t even need to block it with my hands, I’m sooo good.”
Duct seems to be the tool of choice for fictional kidnappers and home invaders who want to silence their victims in movies. They tape over the person’s mouth with the silver sticky lining to prevent them from talking, screaming or drawing attention to themselves.
The whole concept just didn’t sit right with Kevin Nugent, who wondered if duct tape would actually be strong enough to hold a person’s lips together. He tested out the theory by applying it on himself. The result? EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT MOVIES IS A LIE.
However, commenters on YouTube were quick to offer suggestions like wrapping the duct tape around the person’s head several times and gagging them. While our minds are blown that movies aren’t actually 100 percent accurate, we’re also surprised and concerned that YouTubers are basically kidnapping experts.
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When I was younger I used to be terrified of going to the coastline down east and feeling threatened by the many crabs walking around. I was sure they were going to clamp their pinchers on my hand and I’d inevitably lose a finger. If they ALL looked like this happy crab I don’t think I would have had a problem. Rendogpico uploaded this video on YouTube of his usually shy crab coming out to socialize. Usually he hides behind the rocks but apparently he likes to come out from time to time… and wave pom poms. I’m pretty positive he’s smiling too.
One way to make these adorable Internet kitties’ sneezes EVEN CUTER is to synch them with dubstep beats like Franco Spahie’s “Critical Hit Damage.” It’s like that old saying, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Actually, I’m not really sure if that saying applies to the video but you really can’t argue against dubsneezing being applied to every animal on the Internet. It’s dayam adorable. And it proves that you can make music out of anything.
I can’t stand watching TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo but I promise, it’s actually bearable when Christopher Walken reads it. In one of his best performances in recent history, he and fellow Seven Psychopaths actor Sam Rockwell interpret one of the scenes where Honey Boo Boo and her mom serve spaghetti and ketchup for dinner — otherwise known as sketti. Yum.
Colin Farrell looks on as the director, originally skeptical, though you can tell he becomes a true believer by the end. In fact, he’s eventually cast in the next scene and shows off a questionable Southern accent.
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This compilation of videos starring Will Keith, displays the many ways he has destroyed water bottles over the years. While some are inclined to call him a water bottle ninja, mercilessly slashing plastic with his many sharp swords, I think he’s a big old water bottle WASTER. By the end, he’s happily destroyed 81 bottles just so he can feel like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings.
Way to conserve water Mr. Will Keith, you water hoarder. I hope you AT LEAST recycled those poor bottles.
I’ve always been pretty convinced that my grandparents are the most swagged-out people on the planet. My whole life has been a lie.
Today, we found this video by bsmiles86 called “Ghost Ridin’ Grandma.” It really is as amazing as it sounds. After a short debate of what to do with their elderly lives, the grandma and grandpa in the video make the ultimate decision to ghost ride the whip. The duo take a casual stroll next to their yellow Scion, while “Ghost Ride It” by Mistah Fab blares in the background. No biggie.
What we want to know is, where are they going? Are they aimlessly wandering through their epic lives (what’s left of them) or are they riding with a purpose? Naw, we think they just lead lives of total badassery and don’t need an excuse to ghost ride their whips.
While many people are bashing this video, in which a stripper turned Internet star explains why she’s voting for Republican candidate Mitt Romney, Democrats couldn’t be happier. If this is the face of Romney’s campaign, surely it will encourage more people to vote for Barack Obama, right?
Paytas describes herself on Twitter as a mix between Woody Allen and your friendly neighbourhood hooker. In her video “Why I’m Voting For Mitt Romney” she forewarns people that she doesn’t really follow politics (she didn’t watch the debate but knows there was something about Big Bird and Romney won, “yeah!!”). She says she’s voting Romney because he’s HAWT and her kitten is named Mitts, so it’s DEFINITELY a sign. “We haven’t really had a hot president since Kennedy, but we all know how that ended, so yeah.”
If this is an Internet troll then we bow down to her but if she’s serious, I’m shaking my head at her with a look of haughty derision.
Based on her other videos, it looks like Paytas is a “personality” and playing up to a character. Still, it’s a pretty sad portrait of a misinformed, superficial anti-intellectual — why would she want to play this character at all?
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I thought they’d run out of supercut ideas somewhere around “Babies Taste Lemons for the First Time” and “Sleeping Dogs Compilation” but when you’re in the world of viral videos like Compilariz there is no end to possibilities.
Their latest mashup is quite specific too — babies laughing at dogs. And it’s five minutes long. Considering how contagious laughter is and how dayam cute babies and dogs are, it’s pretty much like happy crack. Just don’t put the babies laughter in slow motion because the evil sounding cackles will probably haunt your dreams.
For a lot of people (ahem, me) team sports as a child were super nerve-racking because of the all-consuming fear of being chosen last. Luckily, these two kids have loving family members to prepare them for the big day that they’ll have their first go at organized sports.
Unfortunately, neither child is necessarily adept in their chosen arenas. Let’s assess:
This kid has so much passion for wiffle ball… until he doesn’t. In fact, he has a two-second attention span. That’s a record low!! This was the three-year-old’s second time playing the sport but it looks like he’ll need a lot more practice.
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I find this so-called “Covers Game” enchanting, because if I tried to play it with my cat before bed every night sh*t would go down differently.
See, when this girl puts her covers up and blocks her face the cat named Pigs leaps forward in a playful way. She laughs and smiles and Rod Stewart starts playing and they’re just two peas in a pod. If I tried to play this with my cat Farley, he’d vengefully bound forward and I’d start laughing until I saw his fangs were out and realized he was actually trying to kill me.
Nonetheless, this game is still ADORBZ even if I can never attempt a similar bedtime routine without getting major cut eye and minor injuries.
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You might be surprised to learn there was absolutely no colour correction used to alter this black and white footage. Actually, this dude Eran Amir created the black and white video by painting a whole room (and himself) shades of grey. All the footage was then captured on a colour camera.
Colour me impressed. I love that his surroundings eventually do a Pleasantville 180, as the orange juice, Rubik’s cube and eventually Amir himself return to their raw colours. If you’re in awe like us, you can also see the making of the video after the jump.
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Leo Guarente must feel like he’s done his good deed of the day. The junk dealer was cleaning out the home of a deceased woman and came across an envelope containing twenty one US saving bonds from 1972.
Instead of skimming his eyes across the room to assess who saw him and then stuffing it in his pocket when the coast was clear, he actually returned them to the woman’s family.
The owner of Junk Depot in Saugas surprised the woman’s daughter Maria Veloso, by presenting her with the $114,000 in war bonds. While I think I would have been jumping around a little more than she does, her reaction still must have felt pretty awesome to Gaurente.
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This poor lemon beagle named Maymo is always caught on camera when he’s doing something naughty, so his owner decided is would be hilarz to dog shame him. Here are some of the things Maymo was found guilty of:
1. Rolling around in pickles
2. Hoarding spring water
3. Stealing pretzels from goats
4. Breaking a slinky in an attempt to accessorize
5. Sniffing sneakers
As punishment his owner is making him publicly declare his disobedience on camera so the world will know how bad he is. poor little Maymo, he can never catch a break.
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