Forget the words of wisdom and inspirational quotes. This is how you write your graduation yearbook message.

1. The Double Whammy: Repetition is Key, and The Short and Sweet

2. Our Future World Leader

3. Yes, this is how it works Read more…

And now were present the dad of the year, who created a legally binding contract as retribution, after his young CHILD pooped in the shower. The contract states that the father is permitted to submit said embarrassing details to her high school yearbook team when his daughter is a senior.

Years down the road he’ll be all: “Daughter, my young graduate, remember when you pooped in the shower and I had to clean it up? Imma tell all your friends about it.” And if she doth protest he’ll just pull out the very official contract which has now been verified by the Internet and go “Too bad!! You shouldn’t have signed the contract darling.”

Well done sir.

What’s the most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done?

With school coming back in about two weeks, that means Picture Day is around the corner.  With so many things to worry about such as clothes, hair, make-up and how you’re going to smile, just one picture taken at the worst moment can make or break what goes into your school yearbook.

Since Pleated-Jeans knows  how nerve-racking it is to have your school photo taken, he has come up with  27 things to avoid to increase your likelihood of having a good photo.

How does this happen? How does a high school yearbook accidentally publish pictures of child porn? This is  equally funny as it is amazing!

Gawker reports Big Bear High School in California has recalled its yearbook after pictures of child porn were accidentally published. Students were asked to return the yearbooks immediately, or potentially face charges of possessing child porn. However if they are children possessing child porn, is it still illegal?

We really hope this is a student prank. And if so, quite easily one of the most elaborate/impressive pranks of all time.