Here’s another reason why I can’t sleep night: this photo of a guy got eyes tattooed on his eyelids. At this rate, I’m going to have insomnia within the next month. Yay for job hazards!
Anyways, I have to give it up to the tattoo artist because I can’t look away. Asides from looking like he has some beautiful, long, silky bottom eyelashes, it look me a while to figure out that his eyes are actually closed in this video. Can we get a .gif of him blinking, please? I need to know what that looks like.
Yes, you read that correctly. While in the the Netherlands Friday night, the Biebs took a break from his tour to visit the Anne Frank House. After staying for over an hour, he left this heartfelt message in the guestbook:
“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
The Anne Frank House then posted his message along with some other details about his visit on their Facebook page (as they have done with messages from other celebrities in the past) and it wasn’t long before people began criticizing the 19-year-old’s choice of words.
I do think it’s a little bizarre that the first thing he thought of when pondering the details Anne Frank’s life was whether or not she would be a fan of his music, but after all, he did build his career on the dedication of young fans, so the comment was probably just a way of personalizing his message. Maybe not the most appropriate way to do so, but let’s face it, we’re talking about Justin Bieber. “Appropriate” no longer applies.
And if she were living in the context of our times, I’m sure Anne would have at least loved “Beauty and a Beat.” Who doesn’t?
The website Food Beast recently spotted this beer pong arcade games in Las Vegas. To that, all I have to say is: IS NOTHING SACRED THESE DAYS?!
Considering the game doesn’t provide you with alcohol, what’s the point of playing beer pong if you’re not getting drunk? Half the fun is knowing that your ability to aim gets worse (or better, considering how much more confident you become) with each drink. Then there’s knowing that there’s no one at the other end to heckle at. What about re-racking? Guarding rules?! WHY HAS THE FUN BEEN SUCKED OUT OF BEER PONG?
Basically, this the game for people who’ve seen too many college movies and don’t have any friends to play beer pong with.
If you’re going to follow anyone on Vine these days, make sure its former MADtv star Will Sasso.
Sasso is obviously a funny man and is probably one of the few people who can use Vine to their full advantage. I mean, have you seen Vine Peek? Nine out of ten videos are bored teenagers filming themselves in the cafeteria (we already know what bad cafeteria food looks like so please, get off my internet).
Anyways, Sasso has an ongoing lemon sight gag that only he could make enjoyable. Thankfully, some genius put them all together for our amusement.
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Laid back, So-Cal cool retailer American Eagle has “graciously” taken the next steps in making skinny jeans even skinner with their Spray On Skinny jeans.
Apparently, this is an actual product that they’re selling online. For $49.95 you can get two spray cans, one in the light “wash” and the other in indigo. While they are available for men and women, all 1,000 of the limited edition run are “sold out.”
It’s like AE execs were reading a little too much into Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue (or lack thereof) and though that no, jeggings weren’t enough to burn the retinas of our eyes. They even made a commercial just to show us how disturbing this product really is (watch it below).
“I like skinny jeans,” says one actor. “But sometimes they’re not skinny enough.” Wait, what? Losing feelings in your legs is not skinny enough? Being unable to bend down is not skinny enough? What is wrong with you?
We have a couple of questions for those “people” who bought the stuff:
1. How do you cover your junk?
2. How do you draw on the pockets?
3. What is an appropriate venue to be sporting the “jeans”?
Oh, I hope this is just a really bad April Fool’s joke because I’m really not up for the task of trying to awkwardly sidestep anyone “wearing” a pair of skinny skinny jeans. Bumping into them would get awkward really, really fast.
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We already know that Tumblr is this weird yet magical place. It’s a place that continues to surprise, mystify and teach us. It’s also a place that takes its fandoms seriously and it kind of gets a little weird.
Case in point: this is what you get when you Google “Tumblr” and “Sloths.” Yeah, the Tumblr sloth fandom balls so hard.
1. Astronaut Sloth
To replace astronaut Mike Dexter, the man of your dreams.
2. Dolphin Sloths
3. One Direction Sloths
Redditor xycia says when the cops came to bust the party her friend was throwing, this girl fell through the ceiling.
I usually advise not going into strange places when drunk for the obvious safety reasons. Sticking with the familiar is the best idea you could have when you’re impaired. I never thought this idea would extend to exploring/hiding out in the attic when drunk.
Well then, that’s one way to make a quick and inconspicuous exit.
Do you ever find yourself going crazy because of all the stupid people who are somehow surrounded by? Are you tired of having to face palm every time that idiot in your political science class raises their hand to repeat everything the professor just said but does it with a question mark at the end? Are you sick of all those people who yell “YOLO” as they perform acts of stupidity?
If so, creative production company Sleepthinker has come up with a solution: a fictitious pill to lower your IQ.
Instead of getting rid all those frustrating people, you just become one of them! You’ll lose your sense of fear, dignity and self-awareness but now you will finally be able to write a bad rap song and set your farts on fire. You can’t be annoyed by what you have just become because all we really want in life is to fit in, right? Right, guys? right?….
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Little Riley was on the right track when she went on a little rant on how toys were being marketed to girls and boys back in 2011. ”Why does [sic] all the girls have to buy pink stuffs and all the boys have to buy coloured stuffs?” she asked.
Why indeed. Unfortunately for Riley, this this blatantly sexist marketing scheme doesn’t stop at kids toys. It also extends to how adults are being marketed to, even three years after one little girl’s rant.
Take for example, the ePad Femme, a tablet made especially for women.
Yes, that’s right—a tablet just for us, ladies.
Created by the Middle East-based Eurostar Group, this pink (surprise!) tablet comes with pre-loaded apps because apparently, we’re apparently really stupid when it comes to technology. Included among the pre-loaded apps are a grocery list app, a pregnancy app, recipe app and the Women’s Assistant app that provides you with weight-loss tips at a moment’s notice. The background is also a “pleasant” pink to satisfy every woman’s pink radar.
The blatantly stupid piece of technology has only sold 7,000 as of Mid-February. It’s actually kind of incredibly offensive on how stupid and superficial Eurostar thinks women are. If anyone had the balls to give this to their significant other as a Valentine’s Day gift (as it was previously marketed as), I hope the got a swift kick to their nether regions. According to Mashable, Saudi feminist blogger Eman Al Nafjan says ”this is just another way to give women information targeted at pleasing their husbands,” adding that many women are tech-savvy having spent a lot of time on the internet considering they are not allowed to travel without their husband or a male relative.
Too bad this wasn’t the only stupid product to be marketed towards women. Remember…
1. The Bic Pens for Her
2. F-Cup Cookies
Nathan Bverbeez learned an important lesson when he was test driving his new camera: yelling, “sup, bro?” at a cow is never a good idea. Standing your ground against a cow is also a terrible idea because if you do, the cow will probably run at you. Basically, don’t be a dumbass around farm animals.
This cat is meows like a goat. and it’s like the Internet has come full circle. This pretty much sums up my feelings on this video:
OR, if you really want to get all conspiracy theory-like, the cats of the world held a meeting in secret to discuss how to they should take back the internet as Taylor Swift goat remixes run rampant.
Who knows what happened here but it doesn’t look pretty. It’s like the owners of two destroyed cars tried to solve their problems by combining them:
Person 1: Well, there’s goes the back of my van.
Person 2: Huh, no way. Someone hit my truck this morning and the front is now mangled and pretty much useless.
Person 1: two bad we can’t combine the two and make something awesome out of it.
Person 2: Who says we can’t? It’s be like a super dope Transformers or something!
Person 1: What were you smoking when you had that accident?
Person 2: ….
Well, you get the picture. But seriously, what do you even call this monstrosity? Is it still a a van? Truck? Truck-van?
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, JT lights up the SNL stage, Britney Spears shows us her buns, and could this be the end of Miley and Liam?
HIT: JT rocks the SNL stage
Justin Timberlake hosted SNL for the fifth time last week. Decked out in his suit and tie, JT’s performance racked up some major views. His appearance earned SNL the most ratings they’ve ever had in the last 14 months. With a little dancing, singing and a sh*t load of lol moments, we were all glued to the screen. Here are just some highlights: JT reunites with funny man Andy Samberg for a duet, JT does the vegan shake and he props on a wig and impersonates Sir Elton John. If you missed Justin’s hilarious performance, ENTV has got you covered. Prepare to laugh!
MISS: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split?
Now we can’t confirm nor deny but these love birds could by flying the coup real soon. Miley’s partying ways and Liam’s wandering eyes are the main culprits for this alleged fallout. Speculations started when Liam was spotted leaving a party with vixen January Jones and when Miley was seen without her engagement ring. Well the wedding date hasn’t been cancelled just yet, we’ll keep our fingers crossed. Come on guys where is the love?
HIT: The boys of One Direction are getting waxed! Read more…
North Korea may just be hell on Earth.
Yeah sure, the residents of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea may slowly be getting access to the Internet (which is probably high censored), but it still sucks. It’s a nation who continues to threaten nuclear attacks, consistently violates human rights codes, has been under the dictatorship of one insane family, it’s government is full of sexist pigs and throws their own people in concentration camps across North Korea and Siberia. Yeah, it’s screwed up.
The North Korean government would also like their people to know just how terrible America is. According to this video, people in America:
Really, North Korea? Really? I think you’re the crazy ones.
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Red Cup Living (yes, that really is a brand name) has come out with a set of washable drinkware that mimicks the classic party essential: the red cup.
Not only are Red Cup Living’s glass version sturdier, but they are dishwasher safe. They also cost $4-10 dollars per cup.
I’m sorry…what? Is this a joke?
This is so ridiculous it’s funny. I understand washable red solo cups, but a whole glass set modeled after the cup? Who wants to drink wine out of a class modeled after the Red Solo Cup? Not I.
However, this does seem the dream of a college partier. With the set you can feel like a college student whenever you drink, even if it’s a glass of diet soda.
I understand the appeal I guess, but it’s just not for me.
The only thing more ridiculous thing than Red Solo Cup, is this song:
Just when I thought I was okay with how the world was turning out, comedian Adam Newman just had to tweet this question and make me lose faith in humanity.
Just to let you know, if you’re ever asked what do you hate more: cauliflower or racism, cauliflower is not the answer. Those guys who replied were probably just joking (ha ha ha) but in real life, and I repeat, cauliflower is not the answer.
Get it? Got it? Good.
There’s always two sides of every story, and poor Justin Bieber always seems to be on the wrong end of it all.
We all know growing up is never easy, let alone in the spotlight. The Canadian pop star could probably tell us tons of paparazzi horror stories. If he hadn’t already written his first autobiography, I’m sure he could’ve filled those pages with high speed car chases down California’s Pacific Coast Highway.
In the TMZ video floating around, it appears as Justin Bieber purposefully hit the filming paparazzi as he was making his way to the car. It apparently was the hit that caused the pap to fling insults at the pop star and in turn, caused the Biebs to burst out in his own tirade of curse words. But in this alternative angle, it looks like Bieber was just simply trying to make his way through the scrum of photographers and cameramen waiting outside of his hotel room.
Bieber’s little outburst was probably a culmination of all the things that went wrong during his time in London—from his worst birthday ever to being booed earlier this week.
So, was the pap just over-exaggerating to get Biebs to react? Watch the video below and let us know what you think!
Living away from home teaches you the value of a) a clean home and b) the quality of home appliances.
No, seriously. It’s true. I almost cried when I saw the beautiful Dyson vacuum my first landlord provided my roommates and I with because I knew that it wouldn’t break down on us, (thus making us accountable), it could manoeuvre corners beautifully and it was free.
It’s good to know that all the feels I have for the vacuum manufacturer are being justified as this extreme test shows us the power of the almighty Dyson. Watch as the vacuum gets rid of flames just like that. I wish I knew it could do that before I set my toaster oven on fire trying to make s’mores. Damn.
But just to be clear, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
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Google Glass have got your back, boys! Picture this: you’re on a blind date, you settle in and start to engage in some awkward banter but then you get bored, what to do? Well in a YouTube video uploaded by DartanionLondon, we see what one dude can do to impress his date and keep himself occupied. Does the girl catch on? And check out the surprise ending!
Just for some context, these cool specs haven’t been released yet but according to ZDNet, Google promises to let users browse a map, check mail and record a video right from your headset without moving a finger. This device can also take pics without anyone knowing. Can you say invasion of privacy?
I mean no one wants to have that drunken conversation with their ex uploaded onto YouTube. Let’s keep some things private.
B-girl Terra is only 6-years-old but watch as she completely destroys the D-floor with her skills. Well, I feel inadequate…
