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Hulk Hogan Spoofs Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ba ...

And in today’s edition of “SCARRING IMAGES WE WILL NEVER GET OUT OF OUR HEADS”, here’s Hulk Hogan spoofing Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball.’ In a commercial to promote the 60-year-old professional wrestler’s web hosting company “Hostamania”, the web video features Hogan riding a wrecking ball in a thong. Dear GOD. I wish I can unsee […]

Posted on October 5, 2013 at 11:22 am

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Cactus Dodgeball

From the same guys who brought you “Cactus Body Slam,” Children of Poseidon have yet another prickly plant stunt that will surely make you want to die a little inside. This time the boys nominate one friend to play a little round of Cactus Dodgeball instead of hurling themselves at various cacti. It’s less dodgeball and more […]

Posted on June 24, 2013 at 2:29 pm

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The Scariest Teddy Bear Ever

You know how putting googly eyes on stuff can make anything funny? That’s kind of how I feel about teeth. But instead of making stuff look really goofy and fun, it makes everything creepier and scarier. Take this bear for example. I know there are probably scarier ones, but this teddy bear with teeth makes […]

Posted on June 17, 2013 at 10:16 am

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When Cows Attack

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SwQLjRBRXs] Nathan Bverbeez learned an important lesson when he was test driving his new camera: yelling, “sup, bro?” at a cow is never a good idea. Standing your ground against a cow is also a terrible idea because if you do, the cow will probably run at you. Basically, don’t be a dumbass around farm […]

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 3:48 pm

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Furbies as Celebrities

Dear Furby Living, This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. Furbies on their own were creepy enough as it is with their large eyes watching you and their creepy little voices talking when no one has even said anything. They’re also just one step away from becoming gremlins, just add water. So why […]

Posted on March 14, 2013 at 10:28 am

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