There are a lot of benefits to losing your baby teeth, the best one being free cash from the tooth fairy. So whenever I had a loose tooth growing up, I would simply tie myself to a door knob and open and close the door until my tooth fell out.
But if that method doesn’t work because you’re afraid of hurting yourself, why not get the family dog to do it for you? While I agree that you’ll still be inflicting pain on yourself, this just seems like a quicker and cleaner procedure.
When I get into embarrassing situations, my parents usually do their very best to mask the humiliation. But in the case of this kid who got his head stuck in a stool, well…that’s just too damn bad for him.
While I don’t really know why this child decided to attempt this, I really applaud the father for recording this scenario. May this be a lesson to everyone to never stick their heads in strange places.
If you want to spare your life and NOT burn your house down, here’s how you should NEVER light a bonfire. Using a homemade bazooka to ignite some flames, the effects turned out A LOT bigger than expected.
You’ve know you’ve officially made it as an artist when the cast of Glee start covering your music. And for Korean superstar Psy, that is exactly what’s happening.
In a teaser video released for an upcoming episode of Glee, the clip shows actors Kevin McHale, Darren Criss and Jenna Ushkowitz treating fans with a clip of the cast rehearsing the ‘Gangnam Style’ dance. But as exciting this may seem for gleeks around the world, the cynic in me couldn’t help but wonder how it’s going to work.
While I’m sure the cast will get the dance covered, what about the lyrics?
With Criss and McHale struggling to come up with a suitable nickname for Glee’s cover of ‘Gangnam Style’ (‘Gleengham style?!’), I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried.
I never thought I would hear about a robbery at a Subway Restaurant, yet alone a robber dressed as a ghost. In Braidwood, Ill., a man dressed as a ghost, demanded a female sandwich artist open the register. Her coworker came to the rescue and threw soup on the poltergeist.
He then left Subway without any cash, only his soup-stained pride.
Maybe next time try dressing up like the Terminator or something a little more intimidating, LOL
Children Scarred for Life
Some children were scarred for life Nottingham after families going to see what they thought was Madagascar 3, but accidentally saw Paranormal Activity 4.
Even I haven’t seen that movie, just so scary. Apparently it opens with a really creepy scene where a ghost flies toward the screen. Needless to say, all the children ran out of the theatre, families in tow.
I can’t stop laughing about this. I am a terrible person LOL.
Moose in headlights?
As if seeing a deer on the road isn’t scary enough, how about a moose. An RCMP officer was in his cruiser in British Columbia, when a moose climbed onto the car.
The moose just picked a fight with the cruiser for no reason. It kicked the bumper, windshield and broke a window.
The officer was fine, the report didn’t say he sh*t his pants, but he probably did. I would’ve.
Drugs are bad mmkay?
If Mr. Mackey from South Park, can’t convince you drugs are bad, this story might. A New Jersey man, high on PCP, decided he would try and steal a car, naked. He failed, and was taken to jail. In jail, he bit off his own finger and swallowed it.
I think that needs to be repeated. In jail, he bit off his own finger and swallowed it.
He must’ve been really hungry. Drugs are bad mmkay?
Real life wanna-be-cannibal
There’s a new case developing in NYC where an officer has been accused of compiling a list of women he wanted to kidnap, cook, and eat.
Did I mention he is an officer? Why would you ever wanna do that? Yet alone, make a list?
Apparently he had a lot of women on the lists, some he even followed at their homes and workplaces.
It’s official, I’m never sleeping again.
I’m not sure if this company is trolling us, but I must say that this ad is TERRIBLE. Featuring a creepy Gorilla, bad dancing and REALLY, REALLY fake graphics, I’m not sure if this is the place to buy souvlaki.
Yes, the headline of this article may look deceiving but I assure you that it’s real.
While auditioning for Thailand’s Got Talent, this woman shocks crowds for not singing amazingly as a woman…and also as a man.
That being said, my mind is blown. You should try closing your eyes to listen to this song. It could very well be a duet!!
Ever get pissed off at your your classmates or fellow colleagues? No problem. This guy has you covered.
Woman Sets Vending machine on fire
We’ve all been there, put our money into a pop machine and your pop doesn’t come out. Or in this case, no pop and no money returned either. The worst, right? Well, this woman was so mad when this happened to her, that she decided to set the machine on fire!
I guess simply going into the ‘Piggly Wiggly,’ and asking employee to get her money back wasn’t an option. Yes, you read that right, the store that the machine was at, is called ’Piggly Wiggly,’ it’s a US grocery store chain.
Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.
Dude, Where’s my car?
A man in Germany got wasted one night in December 2010, and forgot where he had parked his car. After searching where he thought he parked it, he called the police and said it was missing. Two years later it was located just a few kilometers away from where he thought it would’ve been.
I can’t imagine being that drunk to forget where I parked my car. I guess I’m assuming he parked it sober and then drank… Must’ve been some strong beer!
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Well, forget about shopping. With an invention that lets you spray your body with a chemical that will end up clothing you, this means you might never have to decide what to wear EVER again.
But as cool as this is, I’m concerned that the shirt will randomly dissolve or disintegrate while you’re out in public. So to avoid a horrifically embarrassing accident, it probably would be best to just spend two seconds of your day putting on some actual clothes.
Now here’s something I never expected.
With Jersey Shore coming to an end after this season, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino already has plans for his next gig: to be an animal rights advocate.
Joining a long list of celebs including Justin Bieber, Kellen Lutz, Audrina Patridge and Simon Cowell to fight animal homelessness with PETA, The Sitch launched his campaign Thursday in front of MTV Studios in Times Square.
“It definitely was overcrowded, and I learned that there’s been a problem, and it’s a growing problem.”
Offering some wisdom about how to prevent the issue he cautions, ”Fix your animals,” noting that pets should always be spayed and neutered.
But even though this movement has good intentions, I can’t help but balk at these ads.
With the sight of a shirtless Sorrentino and the ever-so-classy line of “TOO MUCH PU**Y CAN BE A BAD THING,” everything about this campaign is just a little too much for me to handle.
Imagine how embarrassing it would be to fall flat on your face during your wedding day. Well for these people, that’s exactly what happened for them. Of course the only thing they can do now is laugh about it. But I can’t imagine how mortifying it is to watch footage of themselves caught on home video.
But I guess this happens to the best of us.
Note to self: Don’t carry someone who’s bigger than your body can handle.
Looks like One Direction heading the same direction as E. L James’ Fifty Shades of Grey.
Because according to Sugarscape, the band will be the subject of a fan fiction novel that’s going to be print from Penguin Press!
Realizing that the story would be perfect for the publishing house Penguin Press’ Senior Fiction Editor Lindsay Heaven spotted 16-year-old Emily Baker’s 1D fan fiction called, ’Loving the Band’ on movellas.com.
“Penguin had been looking to commission a writer to pen a romantic Y.A. fictional novel that tapped into the current obsession with boy bands,” said the publishing house in a statement.
“Emily proved to be just the right kind of new talent to write such a novel with powerful emotion and authority and world rights were duly acquired from movellas.com.”
Heaven’s story, which features two members of One Direction falling in love with her, has reached over 30,000 hits. Set to be released in ebook on November 1st, I can only imagine how the band must feel about this story.
Yikes! This poor bird must have picked up something on its journey because it looks like it’s under the influence. Doing donuts and then face planting on to the ground, there’s clearly something wrong .
I really hope it isn’t a new strain of influenza. Let’s just cross our fingers and hope that this pigeon is just drunk.
Imagine sitting in your car and witnessing something totally strange and hilarious once you look out the window.
While it’s very common to look inside the tinted windows of cars (even though that’s kind of an invasion of privacy), this kid didn’t realize that someone was inside video taping his every move.
I’ll be honest here and say that I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here. However, the person who filmed this video missed every opportunity to scare the kid as a joke.
But hey, maybe that would have been too cruel.
Yikes! Looks like babies are on the brain for Kim Kardashian in this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
As her sister Kourtney gets closer to getting into labour, it appears that Kim is already planning ahead and freezing some of her eggs just in case she plans to reproduce one day.
But while it’s Kim’s choice to do whatever she wants with her body, the absurd part about this video is the fact that she has her mother Kris Jenner help her with the hormone injections.
“It’s just such a sh*tshow. Like, I feel like we have no idea what we’re doing,” says Kim after a clip of her mother pricking her finger with a needle. “How can you do this without your glasses on?”
Um…why wasn’t there a professional on hand to do this? Seeing that Kris didn’t even think of wearing glasses the first time, looks to me this little experiment isn’t very promising.
Watch the preview here and prepare for sheer ridiculousness!
I come across a fair share of strange people on public transit. From bag ladies to creepy men proclaiming their love to me, I am definitely not short of adventures while riding the subway.
But never once have I encountered a person completely butchering a Michael Jackson classic (Okay, maybe there was once when a woman decided to break out and sing Joy to the World in the middle of the summer).
But upon watching this video, I sure feel sorry for the red bearded man tolerating the
dreadful noise singing next to him.
Whenever I hold a dance party, it’s always a low-key occasion featuring the Spice Girls and my
uncoordinated awesome dance moves. But after seeing this video, I think I’ve got to step up my game.
Gathering under a bridge with glowsticks and some intense club music, these kids decide to hold a dance party in broad daylight. While I’m not entirely sure why they decided to dance in the middle of the day, I can only imagine how strange it must have been for a random person to witness this while taking a walk.
But hey. I think they’re just embracing life.
You only live once, right?
While PSY’s Gangnam Style is dangerously addictive, you’ll be in even more trouble once you see The Matrix’s Neo take on PSY in this hilariously edited clip. Just be careful though. Make sure you aren’t at work or eating when you’re watching this as you’ll possibly get in trouble or ruin your computer.
Every time I tune into the Game of Thrones, I always have to watch the opening credits. With its awesome theme song and visual outline of the seven kingdoms, there’s seriously no better way to start off another episode of intense drama.
So what could possibly heighten the show’s excitement than the already epic opening sequence? Why of course, a cat meowing along to the Game of Thrones theme song!
With Arya the cat hitting the right notes, it’s really a wonder why the talents of cats aren’t featured enough on television themes.