Remember when Ryan Gosling told Australian GQ that if he had to map out his perfect day, knitting would be a huge part of it? We do. We love Gosling so much, we want him to enjoy his perfect day — so we thought of eight things for him to knit us. Thank you in advance Gosling. If we would wear anybody’s ugly knit sweater, it would be yours.
1) Shorts
2) Necklaces
3) Baby Cocoon
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Move over PSY. There’s a new catchy song that’s about to hit the airwaves…NOT.
Unlike PSY’s amazing “Gangnam Style”, a Pakistani artist living in Britain by the name of Muhammad Shahid Nazir is vying to become the next viral hit with his song “One Pound Fish.”
This song is actually so bad, it’s catchy. I would say that it’s on par with Nicole Westbrook’s “It’s Thanksgiving” and Rebecca Black’s “Friday.”
The simple solution to creeping out those annoying guests during the holiday season is teaching your pet how to cross its eyes on command.
Clearly, this 11-month old Labrador named Olive knows the trick. (But of course, if your guests think this is cute, then this might be a better solution.
Now here’s something you should try the next time you go to the club. Demonstrating how to properly dance with jazz hands, this man certainly knows his stuff.
I have honestly never seen someone so enthusiastic about dancing with jazz hands. Not even Bring It On’s infamous spirit fingers can top this.
What is the sound of one hand clapping? (And no, this is not a philosophical question.)
It apparently sounds like regular clapping and seems quite easy to accomplish. As demonstrated by YouTuber theredheads2, all it consists of is a bent wrist, relaxed fingers and moving your forearm back and forth vigorously.
And with that, you are clapping with one hand.
P.S. I just tried this out myself and failed miserably.
There comes a time when you enter the mystical, mysterious world known as “The Weird Part of the Internet.” As I unknowingly clicked the link to this video, I was both stunned and baffled by what I witnessed.
Apparently a Korean creation, there is a game where you can spank an artificial booty and gain points by what seems to be how hard you hit it.
This certainly takes Whack-A-Mole to a whole new (raunchy) level. But personally, I’d rather stick to the former.
Okay, it isn’t the real Mitt Romney, but a man wearing a Mitt Romney mask, robbed a bank in Virginia this past week. The man took money from all five tellers before fleeing. A A strange fact, this is the same bank where someone robbed it wearing a Hillary Clinton mask, two years ago.
Two elephants drank vodka to survive, after the trailer they were in caught fire in freezing cold, Siberia. Their handler, quickly bought two cases of vodka, and mixing it with water, had the elephants drink it. In the end it probably saved their lives. They only had a little frost bite on their ears and trunks. The elephants are on tour with the circus, and the show must go on.
Smashing pigs with a hammer, New York tradition
A New York tradition at Christmas, isn’t exactly the first thing you think about during the holidays. Saratoga Sweets, in Halfmoon, New York carries on a Christmas tradition, of pink peppermint pigs. The hard candy pigs are selling like hot chocolate on a cold winter day. The best part, these piggies are sold with a little hammer to crush them. They are considered good luck, to smash them apart after Christmas.
CasANUS Hotel
Can’t say I’ve ever wanted to see what a giant replica of the human colon looks like, better yet, want to sleep in one, but it exists. The lovely hotel, is located on a small island near Antwerp, Belgium. On the outside, its exactly what it looks like, a giant human colon replica. On the inside, it’s actually cozy, clean and livable. What was once just an art piece, it is now been turned into a hotel. Surprisingly, all the reviews have been positive.
Canon shoots cans of Pot into the USA
I’ve heard of elaborate plans to smuggle Marijuana across borders, but this one is the coolest. About 30 cans filled with pot, were shot out of some sort of canon from Mexico, into Arizona, USA. The value is estimated at $42,500.
In today’s edition of “Random Skills We Don’t Really Need to Know,” we learn how to light a cigarette with a hammer. Because with these skills, who really needs a lighter?
Yes…you did not read that wrong. TLC ACTUALLY WENT THERE.
Just when you thought the series “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was bad, TLC now has a show called “Best Funeral Ever.” Honouring your loved ones with the most epic funeral service ever, we see people carrying caskets through boxing rings and dance parties.
Yikes! I’ll have to admit this is pretty morbid, but I guess some people just don’t like doing things the conventional way.
That being said, if you could have a unique funeral…what would you have?
If you have a dog, you’re aware of those “puppy eyes” they give you when they’re hungry. Even though we shouldn’t, we usually cave and give them a little piece of whatever we’re eating. Now, you can give them doggie Christmas cake! It’s all thanks to a man in Japan, Naohiko Nagatani, who created a dog-friendly cake. He’s the owner of an Italian restaurant in Japan and so far the cakes are selling well. They go for about $73 each, which may seem like a lot to spend on your dog, but the best part about these cakes, is humans can eat them too.
One Step for man, err, 68,345,943,536,743 steps back for women
In Bihar, India, they have banned women from using cellphones. I’m serious. The reason for the ban? Too many females are eloping and having extramarital affairs. And clearly, banning the use of cellphones is the only way to stop it. People are protesting this outrageous ban.
Millionaire takes his Christmas wish to a San Diego Billboard
Marc Paskin, a millionaire and reality TV personality, bought this billboard ad in San Diego. It speaks for itself. This is probably one of the most shallow things I’ve ever seen, but it’s kinda funny. If I had money I would make one too. All I want for Christmas is a Jamaican boyfriend, seriously.
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Like every year that passes us, we saw some pretty strange products come out in 2012. Humans are all about invention and innovation — but sometimes our minds make up the weirdest things ever. And even more unfortunate is that those weird things end up beneath the Christmas tree only to send our relatives into shock and horror. While we might think these products are secretly awesome and bad ass, it might not be a great idea to give your sweet grandpa a chest-exposing tie. You read that right.
Here are the 10 worst Christmas gifts to give this year:
1. Underwear to go.
2. Jean-sandal hybrid
3. A hairy-chest tie
4. The “I don’t really like your singing” karaoke mic
5. The “Hug-Me” jacket
Imagine having an innocent conversation with your friends on campus — when suddenly, a wild “gator” emerges. Not a real gator, but some dude who has perfected the art of something called the Stare of the Gator. Aka the creepiest act of stalker-like behaviour I’ve seen. If I saw this guy creeping on my friends and I on campus, I’d react a little something like this:
However, in the video uploaded by Pearce Murphy, the victims of the gator stare seem to be rather calm. And rather disturbed by the random act of creepy levels. Rather hilariously, the video is set to the romantic moods of One Republic’s “Stop and Stare.” Cue the irony alert.
It’s clear that the young man in the video is innocently trying to troll his fellow classmates. But I fear for the day when someone tries to fight his stalking-ways.
Watch the video here:
Breast implants will give you perfectly perky large boobs, but they can also save your life. A Canadian woman was shot my her ex-boyfriend and thinks she’s alive today because she had implants. The bullet went straight through both her breasts, ruining her implants in the process. Convinced her implants saved her, she underwent surgery again for a new pair. Am I the only one who sees a flaw in this? If a bullet only went through your breasts, and you had implants, what would’ve happened if you didn’t have implants? I’m going to assume the bullet would’ve went right past you. Therefore, if you didn’t have fake boobs, you wouldn’t have had any injuries. You’re welcome.
Vampire on the loose
I guess some people in the world really believe those Twilight movies are real. They’re not real people!! In Serbia, some people literally believe vampires are among them. A home that a well-known vampire lives in recently collapsed, sending the town into a frenzy. They think he’s roaming the hills looking for a new home. People are so scared, they have armed their doors with crosses and garlic. I know what you’re thinking, that I’m lying. I wish I was. Watch the CNN report below.
Watch it here
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If this doesn’t turn you away from going to the zoo, I don’t know what will. A zoo in Germany has a lot of people wanting the government to impose new bestiality laws, after sexually exploiting animals. The zoo has reportedly been renting out animals for sexual purposes with humans. Obviously, this has outraged every sane person in the world. I honestly thought bestiality was a joke, cause it is the nastiest thing I’ve ever heard of. I guess since he quit his day job, Elmo could find work here? Too soon?
Gilligan’s Island?
If you were planning on visiting Sandy Island, you will be disappointed. Known as Sandy Island on google and Sable Island by others, the island simple doesn’t exist. A group of Seamen (I’ve always wanted to type that), set out to find the island, but when they got to the coordinates, it was just ocean. According to Google Maps, the island is located between Australia and New Caledonia in the South Pacific Ocean. I wonder if it is some sort of crazy portal into another dimension? Or just a glitch in modern technology…
Best School Ever?
The Perse School in Cambridge, England, might be the coolest school ever. They have a rare policy I’ve never heard of practiced at any other school. If you get in trouble for a minor offense at school, you can get out of it if you re able to tell a believable white lie. The students have only 10 seconds to talk themselves out of getting punishment. The headmaster of the school thinks it is a great way for students to develop quick thinking and it will help them in real world situations. That’s something interesting to add to your resume. Education, able to develop believable lie within 10 seconds.
Crazy Naked People
Can’t blame this one on the alcohol, at least, it wasn’t reported. This man decided it was a great idea for him to climb up onto an equestrian statue, naked, and just posed in multiple positions. For about three hours he ‘chilled’ up there in the cool Fall weather in England. He eventually got off the statue once police and emergency workers coaxed him down. Needless to say, he’s probably crazy. Why doesn’t this happen in Canada or the USA? Imagine if Charlie Sheen did this? That is all.
Most Expensive Christmas Tree is also the Ugliest
This Christmas tree is eight feet tall, and made of 88 pounds of pure gold. It is a revolving tree, decorated in Disney characters. If you have that person on your Christmas list that loves Disney, the tree is for sale. The price tag, a whopping $4.2 million dollars. It’s also in Tokyo, so you might want to factor in shipping costs. Then again, if you can afford this tree, you probably don’t care about the cost of shipping. Is it just me, or is this the ugliest tree you’ve ever seen? It actually hurts my eyes to look at it directly. I’d rather have fruit cake, and I hate fruit cake.
Today is the third annual “UnFriend Day”, the special day in which you unfriend all of the acquaintances or annoying people on your Facebook page.
Jimmy Kimmel, also known as the talk show host who puts you up to take on challenging and embarrassing tasks, asked some of his viewers to video tape them unfriending some of the people that annoy them the most.
And while I think this is just a bit cruel to those unfriended, I’d have to say that it’s not like they didn’t deserve it.
That being said, who are you going to unfriend?
Great. Now I never want to eat strawberries again.
Reviewing a Japanese snack made of glutinous rice with fruit and red bean paste inside, I never want to eat strawberries again. Not only does that rice cake look absolutely delicious, this man also revealed the mind-blowing revelation that human noses look like strawberries.
Geez. Thanks for making me so paranoid, entryno111.
Wow. It’s like a ping pong fountain…
Juggling seven ping pong balls with his mouth, this dude should actually join a circus to showcase his amazing talent. I know it sounds strange for me to say this, but the sound he’s making with his mouth is oddly soothing to me.
I can’t tell if this video is really deep, upsetting or just bewildering. I’m going with the last one, especially when he got into the poopy boner territory. Needless to say, whoever made this probably high while editing.
At first I wasn’t sure why this guy had to run on a treadmill to do an impression of a “really, really nice guy.” But as he started running faster and faster, I suddenly got it. He reminded me so much of the awkward boys I knew in high school.
So next time you see a nice guy running after you because you dropped something, make sure you stop and give him the time. Not only will he not fall over and hurt himself, he might just end up being your new BFF.
You know you’ve officially made it when you get hit with a lawsuit by someone claiming that you’ve stolen their song.
And for Carly Rae Jepsen, that is exactly what has happened.
According to TMZ, Jepsen is facing legal action from a Ukrainian singer named Aza, who is accusing the Canadian songstress of lifting the arrangement from her Christmas track ‘Hunky Santa’ for ‘Call Me Maybe’.
“I’m shocked and surprised that these people wanted to sample my lyrics on their song,” said Aza to TMZ. “They didn’t ask me for permission, they just took it. That’s why I filed this lawsuit. When I first heard it on the radio, I was driving and almost got into an accident. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.”
Denying the allegations, Jepsen’s reps have hit back and added that Jepsen “is not spending a lot of time listening to Ukrainian radio.”
“This is completely false and [Carly's] lawyers will deal with this. Everyone knows [Carly] is a songwriter.”
Upon listening to the song, it’s clear that this is just a publicity stunt to give Aza more hits (and money) for her ‘Hunky Santa’ video (which by the way, does NOT sound like ‘Call Me Maybe’ at all).
Not only is it totally different, it’s FAR less catchier.
Judge for yourself here:
