Orangutans are not that different from us.
Often referred to as the smartest animals by humans, this smart orangutan washes its face with a towel…just like we do when we need to freshen up.
HMM…face washing one day…brain surgery the next?
Okay, that’s a bit of a stretch. But they’re not just monkeys okay?!
I’m not entirely sure the purpose of this video is, but I was left crying with laughter.
With priceless facial expressions and hilarious poses, these two guys take a ride in a car while questioning the purpose of an argument with a supposed girlfriend.
It’s a bit hard to understand, but …the facial expressions in this video are epic at all times.
And watch out. If you decide to watch the whole video, something random might pop up.
These brothers Mickey and Sam were driving around in circles listening to Led Zeppelin, having a good time as usual (we’re pretty sure that means they were getting high) when they saw smoke billowing out from a house. They drove by out of curiosity or as one person says on YouTube: “They actually thought it was a giant blunt and pulled over to see if they could smoke it.” Then they were all like “DUDE” when they realized the garage was on fire.
Instead of being majorly paranoid, the guys turned into superheroes, ran up to the house and urged the family to vacate their home. They pretty much saved the family’s lives but their new “hero” status doesn’t seem to phase them.
Instead they say about the incident with glazed eyes and a crooked smile: “Pretty crazy. That’s AWESOME and we don’t get to see that everyday.”
Watch it here:
Meet Keegan, Joshua and Connolly, a trio who want to meet their idols One Direction.
Hoping to get their video message out to Liam, Harry, Zayn, Niall and Louis these seven-year-old triplets present an awesome video of them lip-synching to “What Makes You Beautiful” and “One Thing.”
And because they’re already very connected, they have even started the Twitter hashtag #1DmeetLittle1D from their Twitter account @Little1D_KJC.
Oh, to be so young and networking on the internet already…
Nope. You did not just read that wrong. This video is an actual tutorial for cats to properly walk their human owners.
Because animals have minds of their owns, Kodi the cat knows all too well the tips and tricks to have complete control over his human.
In just only seven easy steps, he is able to keep his human healthy, happy and obedient.
I’m pretty sure my final exam in kindergarten involved gluing felt daisies on construction paper stems and everybody got an A. If we ever performed a song, we sat in a circle holding hands, passively singing something like “The Wheels On The Bus.” But now I feel robbed that I never got a proper music education at such a young age.
That’s why Mr. Avina is the coolest teacher ever. He taught his kindergarten class Madonna’s “Vogue” for their culmination. I’m astounded that the kids remembered the lyrics and choreography, which includes an intricate set of props, such as fans and hoola hoops.
Watch it here:
I don’t want to be one of those people who’s all “my dog this” and “my dog that” BUT when we take my dog for a drive and roll all the windows down, the speed of wind blows his hair back to the point where he looks like a squinty-eyed alien.
These two dogs, who are sitting on top of a huge fan, don’t exactly look like aliens but they do look like a baby Yeti and baby Chewbacca. Adorbz, nonetheless. [Source]
If there was one element the song was missing it was most definitely a little more
cowbell bark. It also proves a hypothetical theory I have that the song is not only universally loved by humans around the world, but also by other species. [Source]
Watch it here:
Is this okay? Is this a normal sound to be coming from a bulldog? I’m legit concerned over here. As a bulldog he already has a reputation as being a slobbery waddler — now he can’t even sound like the tough guy he is.
Is this the creepiest cat ever? His eyes have a radioactive glow to them like he’s going to shoot lasers out at you. Really, he would just like some privacy in the washroom please. Jeez.
Why are people on pain meds so freaking funny? Here’s Chaddy, right after getting his wisdom teeth out. He sounds stoned but he’s not.
Here are five things that concern him at the present moment:
1) The proper pronunciation of Czechoslovakia.
2) Whether or not Russians are evil, and their hat wearing habits.
3) He really wants Panda Express, but mom says he has to eat ice cream. Let’s cry.
4) His family’s financial sitch. You gotta save moolah in case there’s another depression. Also gotta save moolah to get elevators in the house.
5) He wants to kiss his friend but he has blood on his lips and will probs give her a disease.
Watch it here:
Don’t miss our interview with B.o.B when he talks about trippy experiences on drugs.
We, of the city-people mindset, are close to strangers all the time. We graze each others arms on busy streets and subtly try to use nearby subway passengers’ head as book rests in cramped trains (this actually happened to me once) but if someone tries to hold your hand it’s all: “WTF get away from me, this is awkward.” I guess that’s where the line is drawn. Head as book rests, okay, holding stranger’s hand, not okay.
Andrew Hales set out to be the creepiest guy in the building by walking next to complete strangers and grabbing their hands. The reactions are mixed from: “oh hey there,” to “are you hitting on me? Don’t.”
Hales other pranks include sitting close to people you don’t know and asking them weird questions, hitting on older women and politely holding the door open for people when they’re too far away.
Watch it here:
It’s girls day!
Things that are allowed:
1) Getting sloshed off martinis with Blow Pops.
2) Pine needle and vodka diets.
3) Catty gossip.
4) Debating about the differentiation between handbags and clutches.
Things that aren’t allowed:
1) Farting in front of Derek.
2) Farting in front of anyone. [Source]
People don’t usually take comedians seriously but given the importance of the issue, Andy Samberg decided to speak up against cannibals. Samberg shared the important anti-zombie PSA with Jimmy Kimmel.
Here are Samberg’s top tips:
1) Don’t eat any people.
2) Do eat things that are not people.
3) Do make sure it’s really lobster (not a person in a lobster costume).
4) Don’t snort bath salts.
5) Denver (it’s a great city).
Watch it here:
Don’t give your goat nicotine or he might become addicted. This is a message from the concerned bloggers at andPOP.
This girl left her laptop unattended and someone loaded porn on her homepage. Girl comes back and is super embarrassed when the sounds start coming out of her speakers. The whole thing is caught on tape. Lesson: DO NOT leave your computer unattended at the library.
No two people dance completely alike at the club. If I go out dancing, I’m one of those people who’s motivated entirely by the song. If a good track comes on then you might be startled to see my ugly dance. You don’t want to see that. It’s much like what this YouTube user “jemdahunk” has dubbed the space hugger.
If you’re completely at a loss of how to dance at the club, this guy created a tutorial of how different types of people (and animals) carry themselves on the dance floor. Included is the fist pump (shudder) , the virgin, the socialite, the drunk and the party pooper.
This baby koala Joey has an awesome life. It must be nice chilling in his moms pouch, peeking out whenever he fancies and getting free transportation wherever he goes. The first time a koala peers out to see the world must be fascinating — well, depending on where you are.
This little guys squirms away until he gets the perfect lookout point. The excitement is all too much for him though and he falls asleep pretty quickly. D’aw.
In a song dedicated to Facebook (yes, Facebook!), a group of people here gather together, join hands and praise the social networking site like it’s the gospel. With lyrics like: “Play a game, app or chat / And comment when I please / Stay in the loop or in a group / and “Like” what I see — hey yeah”, it’s hard to think that these people are being serious.
But considering that all the people in the video have seemingly genuine expressions, I guess you gotta appreciate the fact that these people want to thank Mark Zuckerberg for all he’s done even though it makes for an incredibly corny song.
Personally, I lasted about 10 seconds before I started cringing. But then again, these people are pretty good singers.
Here’s a guy opening a beer with a chainsaw…. that’s nice. Now let’s go back to our lives. And if you’re in cottage country right now, I don’t recommend trying it unless you have a lot of time on your hands.