Gaga tweet to Lohan during the party: ”When you ordered a cucumber and a knife to the bar last night I thought you were gonna perform a vasectomy #justaskinnybitch.” Lohan wrote back: “#skinnysnack1 @ladygaga hahaha.”
Although the hangout sesh seems unexpected, it actually makes sense. Gaga announced that she’ll be making her theatrical debut in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, sequel to Machete, which Lohan starred in back in 2010. Gaga is playing Lady Chameleon, a glamorous character with an old Hollywood look.
Gaga as Lady Chameleon:
I get it superfans. Sometimes, you’re so obsessed with your fave celebrity that you NEED to be right up close to them. If you could only talk to them and hug them, you just know they’d love you back.
Perhaps that’s what this Nicki Minaj fan thought when he rushed on stage during her performance of ”Right By My Side” in Miami, Tuesday night. The fan briefly grabbed her waist before being Terry Tated, punched and kicked offstage by security. Those guys don’t mess around…
Minaj looked shocked but the champ carried on like nothing happened. It wasn’t until later that she poked fun of the incident on Twitter:
She wrote: “Florida u were amazing tonight!!!! Thank u soooo much for the love!!!!! Mmmuuuuaaahhhh!!!!!” and retweeted a commenter’s take on the incident: “Lmaooooooooo. Sit down!!! > RT @playhousebarb: @NICKIMINAJ i hear you almost had to put them liddle puppy paws on somebody 2nite.”
Check out the video here:
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Christian Bale visits the survivors of the Colorado shooting, and LMFAO is accused of firing a bikini girl for being big boned.
HIT: Christian Bale visits the Colorado theatre shooting memorial and meets the survivors
The Batman star and his wife visited the Aurora, Colorado hospital where seven survivors are being treated for their injuries after the mass shooting during a screening of The Dark Knight Rises. He asked staff beforehand not to notify the media as he wasn’t there to represent the studio, but instead, himself. Bale reportedly spent two and a half hours at the hospital and also paid a visit to the memorial near the movie theater. It’s nice to see that he went beyond his duty as the star of the franchise, by answering the pleas of the Facebook campaign asking him to visit. He became a real hero to all Batman fans. We can now add Bale to the list of “celebrities who are awesome.”
MISS: Justin Bieber, Drake Bell Twitter drama
Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell tweeted it was ridiculous for artists to have autobiographical films when they haven’t been around for all that long, referring to Katy Perry. Later, he said his account had been hacked and he “… wouldn’t randomly bash @katyperry….bieber however lol.” Then things went CRAY. Fans tweeted the expected “you’re just jealous” comments, but one also sent him a photo of a knife and he received threats of death by stoning. This is why you don’t upset Beliebers people! They mean business.
HIT: Rupert Grint runs with the Olympic Torch
I hate watching sports on TV, but I love the Olympics. I also love all things British, and that includes Harry Potter. I was super stoked to see Rupert Grint run with the torch and it brought a happy, proud tear to my eye. Now, if the Olympic Committee has Doctor Who’s David Tennant run with the torch like he did in one episode, I may just start bawling. Please higher beings, make it happen.
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Rihanna
We’re sending our get-well wishes to Rihanna, who broke her toe while vacationing in France. Her friend and assistant Jennifer Rosales posted the photo on Instagram with the caption: “It’s not a vacation until someone breaks a toe!” Ouch! Rihanna tweeted: “Bar tending last night, dropped a bottle, broke it, my foot is still bleeding!!!”
Victoria Duffield & Cody Simpson
We secretly hoped Victoria Duffield would be collaborating with Cody “Swoon” Simpson when she hinted at it over Twitter and now we have confirmation that this is FACT. The track will appear on her debut album and more details will be announced net week, including the song title, album title and release date.
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For all those people who fervently believe celebrities are in fact robots who don’t have any feelings, Jimmy Kimmel has a message for you. Pull up your pants, do some serious self reflection and STOP bullying people on Twitter. In fact, many celebrities do read your mean tweets and are hurt by them. If you insist on trolling because it’s in your genes or something, then at least use your real name.
Over the past little while, Kimmel has been rounding up celebrities like Justin Bieber, Kristen Stewart, Snooki, Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel, to read some of the mean tweets they received from the Twitterverse. Apparently Stewart was better as a boy and Snooki has a vagina as big as an ocean (unnecessary rumor control: neither of these are true).
Ultimately, I think it’s a good idea that Twitter and YouTube are encouraging people to buck up and use their real names so they can clean up the discourse. Here’s the test: if you wouldn’t post a comment with your real name, then it’s best no to post it at all!
Watch it here:
We’re obsessing over Mike Stud’s rap version of The Wanted’s “Glad You Came,” which he loaded on YouTube for #SundayStudDay. It quickly started trending which prompted the rapper to comment on Twitter:
We’re not surprised. I love a good cover, even more so when the artist takes liberties by penning some original lyrics and adding some instrumentals.
The Wanted are like, so popular
Ah yes. Just like The Wanted I also love spending my afternoons indulging in the slew of fan mail addressed to me. The only problem is trying to drag the heavy bag of love sonnets through my front door (#celebrityproblems). Luckily it does wonders for my biceps. [Sidenote: I don't actually get letters of praise or in fact, any letters at all. I'm merely channeling the thoughts of bandmates Tom Parker and Jay McGuiness (above) because their lives seem are undeniably awesome.]
Conor Maynard is naked
Conor Maynard landed in Atlanta to perform for his Mayniacs and tweeted about the sweltering heatwave that struck the city. By now the Mayniacs are like “Britt, stop talking about Atlanta and weather. Dude just tweeted about “naked time” and I’m visualizing. He can have the key to my city anytime.” Yes, they ACTUALLY just said that.
Kendall Jenner is a princess
When I was Kendall Jenner’s age I spent my summers drinking rainbow Slurpees at the local amusement park and watching repeat episodes of dated sitcoms when I wasn’t working at a nameless Canadian department store. Meanwhile, 16-year-old Kendall and her sister Kylie go to photo shoots and tweet photos of themselves in glitzy princess dresses. Man, she is so relatable.
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It’s arguable whether his fans or haters are sending him there, but Pitbull is being exiled to a REMOTE bear-infested Island of Alaska, called Kodiak, for a personal appearance.
Wal-Mart started an online contest on its Facebook page a while ago: whichever store got the most likes would be subjected to graced with a visit from Armando Christian Perez (that’s Pitbull).
Meanwhile, a writer for The Boston Phoenix named David Thorpe thought it would be HILARZ to send Pitbull to the most remote Wal-Mart possible. ENTER KODIAK. Through Facebook, Twitter (#exilePitbull) and various media outlets Thorpe encouraged people to “like” the Wal-Mart in Kodiak, earning it 70,000 “likes,” even though the population of the Island is just over 13,000.
To Pitbull’s credit, he kept a good sense of humor over the whole incident and tweeted:
Pitbull even uploaded a YouTube video from his tour leg in Madrid, addressing the prankster. ”You gotta understand that I would go anywhere in the world for my fans,” he said. In the end the joke is on Thorpe because Pitbull invited him along for the appearance in Kodiak… and that’s a LONG flight.
It’s amazing what being the girlfriend of a One Directioner can get you. Most girls get a cheesy card and a soft pat on the head back for their 20th birthday — jewelry if they’re lucky. But Eleanor Calder (that’s the girlfriend of Louis Tomlinson FYI) got a personal birthday message from Rihanna.
Rihanna’s relaxing in the Mediterranean right now but she took a break from lounging on a yacht to sing “Happy Birthday” to the Manchester University student.
Calder also got a few tweets today from Louis and a One Direction bandmate. Check them out below:
Louis Tomlinson: “A very happy birthday to my lovely girlfriend @eleanorjcalder. Love you lots and lots ?#happybirthdayeleanor,”
Niall Horan: “Happy birthday @EleanorJCalder have fun!”
What do you get when you combine the philosophical epiphanies of Søren Kierkegaard with the banal tweets of Kim Kardashian? KimKierkegaardashian. Usually the tweets start out with something deep and thoughtful: “As a man’s eyes fill with tears, the less he sees.” Followed by some rambles from Kim’s own diary: “Introducing the new Kardashian Kollection Eyewear line!”
Could she be the next great American philosopher?
Miley Cyrus’ left arm is more decorated these days with her sparkly engagement ring, and now a new tattoo on her forearm. Her new ink reads, “So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.
No, those eloquent words are not from a yet-to-be-recorded song. It’s actually a snippet from former American president Theodore Roosevelt’s 1910 speech at the Sorbonne in Paris. Who knew Cyrus was a politics nerd?
Cyrus is no stranger to the tattoo needle. At the precious age of 19, she already boasts quite the assortment of body art, including the word “love” on her ear, a dream catcher on her side (ouch!) and an anchor on her wrist.
Cyrus also changed her Twitter profile photo to an adorable photo of herself and fiancé Liam Hemsworth. Rumour has it that Papa Cyrus (Billy Ray Cyrus to parents) isn’t too thrilled about the engagement and hopes it lasts for a long time. Though, if she is in a rush to get to the alter, I hope she asks for a prenup.
It’s a relief that rapper and lyric scholar Mac Miller was on Twitter at the precise moment Maroon 5′s Adam Levine became confused over Carly Rae Jepsen’s underplayed song “Call Me Maybe.” Considering it’s been on the radio for months now it’s baffling he doesn’t understand the incredibly simple and non-rhetorical question she puts forth in the chorus.
Then again, it’s better to ask late than be confused for the rest of your life. Because then one day 40 years from now you’ll ask your grandson what it means and he’ll be all like: ”you went 40 years without knowing why she asks you to call her MAYBE?”
Miller responded to Levine’s scattered question (it was accompanied by a compliment about Carly’s given name) with a simple explanation to ensure Adam would understand. So summed up, this is pretty much the most unexpected and best Twitter conversation in history. Well, besides Drake getting one-upped by gazillionaire T. Boone Pickens.
And yes, we do understand this was all in good fun — but dissecting Twit Lit like it’s Brit Lit is a favourite pastime.
While Conor Maynard chose The Mayniacs as the name of his massive fan group, we’re kind of liking the alternate title, The Condoms. It’s no surprise his fans came up with this name considering his hits are so-called “panty droppers.” @Jordans_Life sat down with Conor, who talked about the crazy experiences he’s had with The Mayniacs, including fan mail and strange experiences on Twitter.
Watch here:
Rihanna
Rihanna reflects upon the similarity between fireworks and diamonds bursting in the sky. She was so touched by the spectacle that she’s already planning a new reggae-dance song called “Diamonds in the Sky-iy-iy-iy.” Ashley Tisdale 
Ashley Tisdale indulged in an all-American picnic party. It involved her running around a park alone with a single flag waving behind her.
Kesha
Kesha understands the Fourth of July isn’t JUST about hot dog eating contests and getting drunk off cheap beer at the cottage while saluting the American flag. It’s about like, freedom and stuff.
Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg appreciates the finer things in life. Like watching hazy orange sunsets in Muskoka, sipping Dom Perignon Rose and posting photos of random women bending over with a lit cigarette between their legs.
Well that was short-lived. After dying her hair black for the upcoming Elizabeth Taylor biopic, Lohan quickly returned to her red locks. She was spotted at the hair salon on her 26th birthday after a whopping FIVE hours in the colourist’s chair. Her new look inspired part two of “Stop Everything, Lindsay Lohan is a Redhead Again,” the mundane series that chronicles the demising star’s hair colour.
Let’s take a moment to mourn her dark hair. Kay, Done.
If you ever mess with Kesha in a fight and she starts peeling down her lip, you might say “man what the hell is that girl doing?” In fact, it’s actually a strategic move to tell you to “Suck It” in a creative way (ie. she’s literally giving you lip).
Kesha tattooed the bold phrase on inside her mouth to keep it hidden until it actually comes in use. She then proudly tweeted the new ink from her Twitter account.
Hundreds of young Justin Bieber fans nearly had heart palpitations when their eye was hypnotically drawn down their future husband’s abdomen, led by his Happy Trail. The photo is a shocking reminder that their prospective boyfriend is indeed maturing and they blew the area in question up for further observation.
While some were merely relieved they could finally confirm Bieber is male, others sadly reflected on his newfound manhood and shed tears for the landmark. Optional headline for this post: Seriously people? [Source]
Read the tweets below:
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Who the hell are you Not-Miley-Cyrus’-Fiance? Oh phew, it’s okay guys, this shirtless dude is just her friend Cheyne Thomas. You know, you ARE allowed to have male friends when you’re engaged. @MileyCyrus
Carly Rae Jepsen’s single “Call Me Maybe” hit #1 on The Hot 100. She tweeted these rowdy photos of her deserved celebration. @carlyraejepsen
This might be a dramatic look in your books but for Lady Gaga it’s totes understated. This is what she considers in cognito. She tweeted this photo of her “getting ready” for makeup and hair in Brisbane. I usually sport a fluffy housecoats and and a once-brushed-through bedhead style BEFORE hair and makeup but whatevs. I guess some people do special hair and makeup for the occasion of getting their hair and makeup done. @ladygaga
You know that awkward moment when you tweet a naked photo of your significant other and then promptly realize that in fact, it’s NOT your significant other and it’s actually some porn star you hooked up with a while ago? No, neither do I, because I have a moral compass and exercise discretion with the naked photos that DON’T EXIST on my cell phone and also because, really?
Anyway, Kanye West totally had a #rapperproblem yesterday when a Twitter photo of what looked like a naked photo of Kim Kardashian was credited to him. I’m sure she wouldn’t appreciate it in the first place since after her sex tape gold mine she’s all “why do people typecast me as the sexy one?”
TMZ is now reporting that the person who’s actually in the photo is Amia Miley. She tweeted the same photo of herself on her Twitter account in 2011. She also told TMZ she’s never hooked up with Kanye.
Although the pic was sent out with credit to Kanye, apparently it was never actually posted to his account and was all part of #WanksterWednesday, when people try to start rumours. So, we’ve all been PRANKED.
Other than singing, song writing and being an animal activist, it turns out Ke$ha is also an ordained minister!
Using her title to marry two of her best friends, she posted on Twitter saying, “So happy today animals!Dont know if I told y’all but I’m an ordained minister and im marrying two of my best friends today!!!Wish me luck!!”
In addition to that tweet, the singer also posted photos of her two besties and the marriage license with her signature “$” scrawled onto it.
I can hardly imagine how wild a Ke$ha officiated marriage would be like. Though, I can defs picture a ton of glitter, animal prints and alcohol involved!
