Todays most irrelevant Twitter dispute features Snooki’s baby Daddy and her ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella. Both Gorillas are competing for a pristine trophy wife who is best known for over-tanning and getting arrested when she’s sh*tfaced.
Snooki’s pregnancy must have been the catalyst for this depute because both guidos must know that there’s some serious money on the line for her upcoming “Big, Fat, Alcoholic, Italian Wedding” special. This baby is going to launch Snooki into a whole new level of fame as it will probably lead to her very own spin-off.
Anyways, the steroids must have gotten the better of these two and it lead to a not so discrete, public bro-down. The beef took place last night and since then some of the tweets have been deleted. Pay special attention to the hashtags below. I’m surprised neither party used #comeatmebro and there was no mention of jager-bombs.