Who knows what happened here but it doesn’t look pretty. It’s like the owners of two destroyed cars tried to solve their problems by combining them:
Person 1: Well, there’s goes the back of my van.
Person 2: Huh, no way. Someone hit my truck this morning and the front is now mangled and pretty much useless.
Person 1: two bad we can’t combine the two and make something awesome out of it.
Person 2: Who says we can’t? It’s be like a super dope Transformers or something!
Person 1: What were you smoking when you had that accident?
Person 2: ….
Well, you get the picture. But seriously, what do you even call this monstrosity? Is it still a a van? Truck? Truck-van?
If Transformers was marketed correctly, this is how the trailer would look. From the horse-faced director who starts shooting before finishing scripts, and the children’s cartoon designed to sell toys, comes the movie designed to sell toys. That’s how this honest trailer for Battleship Transformers begins.
The movie stars Burger King, eBay, GMC, X-Box, Mountain Dew and Chevrolet. It also features a stuttering teenager and gratuitous porny shots of Megan Fox. ”Seriously, it’s f*cking stupid,” says epic narrator guy.
Now this movie I would actually see. Oh, and these guys have Honest Trailers for Twilight and Titanic too.
Cooper Anderson’s horrible audition tape for Transformers has finally been leaked and it’s just as horrible as I hoped. If you missed this week’s episode of Glee, Matt Bomer guest starred as conceited actor Cooper Anderson, who is also Blaine’s older rival brother.
On Glee, Cooper Anderson’s audition for Transformers was cancelled at the last minute because the producers decided to go in another direction (read: they found someone who doesn’t have acting skills on par with Joey on Friends). Now, we finally get to see the hypothetical audition tape for the role and it includes a cameo from Darren Criss (Blaine).
It also proves that Matt Bomer is ridiculously good looking along with being funny. That is so unfair.
In case the first, second and third blockbusters weren’t enough for you, there will be yet another Transformers installment with director Michael Bay at the helm. He even gave out the release date on his website, so if you’re so inclined you can mark June 29, 2014 on your calender:
Last year’s “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” was a cash cow, rounding out as the fourth highest-grossing film ever — that’s right EVER — earning $1.24 billion worldwide.
There’s no word on whether star Shia LaBeouf will be back for another go but there’s speculation that he won’t be. That makes sense. The film’s producer, Lorenzo di Bonaventura told MTV News that the film will be a reboot that’s an evolution of the previous film.
“I think the challenge there is that we are really going to do a reboot and what that’s going to be, we don’t even know yet,” di Bonaventura told MTV News.
In another edition of “Celebs Say The Darndest Things”, sexy star of Transformers 3, Rose Huntington-Whitely claims she used to look just like Ugly Betty when she was younger. So, in short, Rosie used to be Mexican?
The Daily Mail has the scoop on the Vogue interview with the 24-year-old model and actress. Rosie tells the magazine, “‘I was a bit of an Ugly Betty when I was 15.”
The blonde starlet also explains her quirky wardrobe choices for casting calls.
“[I showed up] in trainers, with braids, a ton of make-up, plucked eyebrows…I had braces,” she says.
Okay, Rosie, we get it. You’re the most beautiful woman in Hollywood right now, and you don’t want to seem so vain and shallow about it. But I have a hard time believing you were overweight with bushy eyebrows and horrible teeth and suddenly, BAM! Overnight you grew boobs, lost your muffin top and transformed into a Victoria’s Secret model.
It’s really annoying when female stars whine or complain about being “too pretty”. Evangeline Lily from Lost once said in an interview she’d cry herself to sleep wishing she was uglier because too many guys wanted her for the wrong reasons. Yeah, right. If these women woke up with a zit on their face they wouldn’t dare get out of bed.
Don’t fake it, Rosie. We all know you know you’re hot shit.
Last night Shia LaBeouf got a severe taste of street justice after a fat guy beat him like a red-headed-step child (we’re allowed to make the jokes, @itsbooyeah is a ginger).
According to TMZ Shia was involved in an altercation outside of a bar in Vancouver called Cinema Public House when this happened:
Why would anyone want to take a swing at Shia LaBeouf? (Pause for sarcasm to take effect)
Well, you could speculate it was on account of a number of drunken altercations, his DUI, the press junkets where he compares his work in Transformers to cinematic masterpieces like Citizen Kane, or the simple explanation that he is a douchebag. After all, this is the very same actor that has such a severe Oedipus complex he openly stated he would sleep with his mother (if she wasn’t his mom).
Furthermore, he’s a deliberate bohemian that basks in controversy and celebrates confrontation. So, good for you Shia, Napoleon would be proud. The fact that you threw your 105 pound manorexic frame into an ass-kicking and attempted to go for seconds proves that you’re a true warrior. It’s too bad that all those stunt fighting classes never really paid off, but seriously, I’m glad that aside from a bruised ego, no one actually got hurt.
Shia LaBeouf and Tyrese Gibson had a decent showing this weekend for Transformers: Dark of the Moon, but not as solid as everyone had anticipated. Paramount Pictures reports that the domestic box office took in $97.4 Million.
Now $97.4 Million is a lot of money, however that is still down from the last Transformers release. 2009′s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was able to take in $109 Million during the first weekend. However the weekend is not technically over in the United States, given the 4th of July long weekend. So really the final tally isn’t in yet.
On another note, we sat down with Tyrese to discuss Transformers: Dark of the Moon. See below in case you missed it.
This shouldn’t really surprise anybody – but still nice to know. In a recent interview with Details.com, Shia LaBeouf indicated that he hooked up with Megan Fox – nice!
Although its not 100% clear, during the interview, the interviewer asked LaBeouf directly if he ever hooked up with Megan. His response? The article said, “LaBeouf nods affirmatively.”
LaBeouf explained, “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them.”
“I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.”
OK is this really that surprising to anybody? Two hot celebrities in the same movie – it was bound to happen.
Michael Bay is an amazing director who has done an incredible job with “Transformers.” Understandably, everyone is a little upset to hear Bay is retiring from the “Transformers” franchise. Tyrese Gibson even started crying when Jordan brought it up (well he was pretending to cry, but nevertheless). Anyways Tyrese spoke to us about the latest “Transformers” release, and not surprisingly, it looks the best one yet.
Sorry boys, but if you ever even dreamed you might be lucky enough to hook-up with Megan Fox, you never will. Apparently one of Hollywood’ hottest sex symbols doesn’t even have that much sex. Fox claims that she can count the number of men she’s slept with on two fingers. The 23-year-old vixen says that she has only slept with two people because she will only have sex with people she is in love with, according to People.com.
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life, my childhood sweetheart and [current beau] Brian [Austin Green],” she told Harper’s Bazaar UK. “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick.”
The Transformers star is apparently not a fan of casual hook-ups either. “I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand,” she told the magazine.
Remember how awesome the first Transformers movie was? I’m not talking about the 80′s cartoon movie, I mean the Michael Bay blockbuster from 2007.
Yea well let’s just say I wasn’t too amazed by the sequel. Just felt a tad bit hollow even for a transformers movie and there is just something wrong with how cool source material is handled by Bay.
But if you own a BluRay player or a PS3 you gotta see this baby in hi def.
Less Than Meets The Eye
Normally, video game tie-ins to blockbuster movies suffer rush-to-release, loosely-based-on, terribly-voiced products. In all of these categories, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen excels. Once the disc starts spinning up, you get the standard “voice-over to bring you up to speed” cinematics. Which would be tolerable, except Peter Cullen sounds completely bored out of his mind, and is just waiting to see the recording light in the studio shut off so he can go home. Not the best way to get the player into the mood for what follows. Although, it is an honest measure of things to come.
From a technical standpoint, Revenge builds on the original Transformers game, itself a tie-in to the 2007 film. There were numerous issues with the original, from poor environment detailing, shoddy controls, boring missions and a general lack of feeling like you are controlling a 30 foot mechanical behemoth. In Revenge, you have much better looking character models, almost identical in scale and detail as their movie counterparts, and you have decent enough environments to play around in. The most inconvenient thing is that you are always forced to remain within the confines of a pre-determined “action zone”, and there is simply no way to escape it. See a neat skyline in the background of Shanghai? Forget it – you’re stuck in the same quarter-mile block of identical buildings, fighting identical looking robot drones. Read more…
Shia LeBeouf was spotted Friday riding his motorcycle in Sherman Oaks, California Friday without a helmet, reports TMZ. Not only is riding helmet-less dangerous, it’s illegal in California.
With Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen only recently being released, Luxoflux is already spoiling us with a huge list of downloadable content on it’s way later this summer for Xbox 360 and PS3.
By far one of the largest sounding DLC’s I have ever witnessed, this addition will provide something for oldschool fans as well as fans of the new movie.
This coming pack will include over ten new multiplayer characters including oldschool favourites like G1 Starscream and new additions like Sideswipe. As well there will be three all new multiplayer maps to use these characters (and your older favourites) on. In addition, these new characters can be played in both the Autobot as well as Decepticon single player campaigns and bring with them new achievements for Xbox 360, and trophies for the PS3. Read more…
Critics may have given thumbs down to “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” but that sure isn’t stopping fans from watching the action flick on the silver screen.
After just 14 days in theatres, the sequel to the highly successful “Transformers” raked in an impressive $300 million in U.S. ticket sales, making it second to last summers blockbuster hit “The Dark Knight” in terms of box office figures.
The first film — starring Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox — grossed $319.2 million domestically during its entire time in theatres and $700 million worldwide.
The newest blockbuster movie of 2009 now has it’s companion game being released for a multitude of consoles. Gamers can now play as their favorite Autobot or Decepticon to champion or destroy the human race across a number of levels spanning the Cairo desert to Shanghai cityscapes.
The ability to instantly transform from vehicle to juggernaut of destruction remains from the original game, with the new addition of brutal online play. The next-gen consoles and PC versions of this game include a great selection of characters, with equipment and weapons unique to each. They also will have several modes to experience online multiplayer action. Read more…
Shia LaBeouf’s left hand was “crushed” in a weekend traffic accident and possibly runs the risk of infection, reports People Magazine.
“The force of (the) impact immediately flipped Shia’s vehicle over, and, as a result, Shia’s left hand was crushed,” said the actor’s attorney Michael Norris in a statement.
“Shia underwent four hours of surgery on Sunday and has been recovering since then. His doctors remain hopeful that he will fully recover, but due to extensive surgery and the nature of the injuries, there remains a substantial risk of both infection and other complications.”
A week ago, LeBeouf, 22, suffered the injuries when his truck collided with another vehicle.
“We have also received information that suggests that the other driver may have been traveling upwards of 50 mph, and that said driver may not have been looking forward at the time of the accident,” the lawyer says.
A Los Angeles County sheriff spokesman said the actor may have not been at fault for the crash.
“We have strong evidence that the other driver ran a red light,” sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said. “The case is still under investigation.”
Shia LaBeouf is recovering in a Los Angeles hospital after an early morning car crash Sunday, reports E! News.
The 22-year-old actor was allegedly making a left turn when his Ford F-150 pickup struck another car and rolled over twice. The accident left the “Indiana Jones” and “Transformers” star with an injury to his left hand, head and knee.
L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies came to the scene of the accident involving the two-vehicle collision at around 2:30 a.m. LaBeouf had to undergo surgery for his hand injury while his female passenger and the woman driving the other vehicle suffered minor injuries. Although all three were taken to the hospital, both women were treated and released while LaBeouf remains at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
LaBeouf was booked on suspicion of DUI but was released from sheriff’s custody to get medical attention.
“Transformers” star Megan Fox may be able to get into a lot of exclusive clubs now, but there’s one place she’s definitely not welcome: Wal-Mart.
The 21-year-old is banned from a Florida branch in her hometown, after she was caught shoplifting a $7 tube of lip gloss during her rebellious teenage years.
A source close to the starlet told the National Enquirer that Fox “was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers.”
Fox denied taking the lip gloss even after security told her she was caught on video, and tried to talk her way out of it. “But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed,” claims the friend.
Fox’s spokesperson refused to comment.
The leaves may be changing colour, but next Tuesday, October 16, you can enjoy this summer’s biggest blockbuster all over again.
Drive out to the nearest video store and take Tranformers, starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, and Jon Voight, home with you!
And don’t worry, this flick is for everyone! Even if you didn’t spend most of your childhood days glued to your television set watching Megatron battle it out with Optimus Prime, this robotic rendition of War of the Worlds is still time well spent — guaranteed!
In Transformers, Earth suffers a great amount of chaos as cyber aliens decide to make human turf their final battleground. The planet’s only true hope for survival lies in the hands of a less-than-popular high school student. As the evil forces leave destruction in their wake as they search for the key to ultimate power, Sam Witwicky comes to the rescue. Although he doesn’t exactly seem like the guy for the job, being the grandson of a little-known but very bright inventor allows him to muster up just the right amount of creativity and courage to rid the world of ruin.
With smattering explosions, good humour, clever scripting, and just a sprinkle of romance, this film is just what you need to get your adrenaline pumping as the weather starts to cool down.
