College Humor did us all a favour by re-doing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song in the style of the Michael Bay so we don’t have to watch it.
Okay, fine. I’m totally going to see Bay’s bastardization of the beloved show, if only out of curiosity. But so far, it doesn’t bode well for our favourite amphibians. Why, you may or may not be asking?
Well, let’s face it: Transformers 2 & 3 sucked. The first installment was fine because Louis Stevens (a.k.a. Shia LaBeouf) was all grown up and it brought a tear to my eye. Secondly, Bay has brought Megan Fox back to star as April O’Neal AND SHE’S NOT WEARING THE YELLOW JUMPSUIT. The controversy! Also, I’m sure Bay is going to try and figure out how to add some unnecessary explosions because BOOM! goes the box office, amirite?
Now that I’m thinking about it, explosions may just be the only thing missing from College Humor’s parody.
Diplo is one of the most interesting men in the world. Whether you’re looking at his production credits, past collaborations or just following him on twitter, you never know what you’re going to get. Especially when you speak to him in person, the conversation gets progressively weirder but it’s still somehow enlightening. In this interview, he tells us how he partied with Kim Kardashian, Hulk Hogan, the hamburglar and shared a plane with Rick Ross all within a span of 24 hours.