Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June and Sugar Bear reportedly exchanged vows in a romantic ceremony on Sunday May 5th. The two have yet to confirm if they are now actually married or just recommitted to each other.
The ceremony was host to some interesting fashion where Mama June sported a camouflage dress accented with a bright orange sash. Sugar Bear sported matching camo pants and tie (so on point with his menswear game), a black shirt and orange vest. Of course, Honey Boo Boo was all glitzed up for the event in a sparkly pink and orange dress of her own.
“My sister baked the cake, and we spent most of the money on barbecue,” June told People Magazine. “We stayed true to our roots and made the focus on the family and my commitment to Sugar Bear. You can definitely plan an event on a budget!”
Also in attendance were Honey Boo Boo’s sisters Pumpkin, Chickadee ad Chubbs. June also revealed some important love advice to the mag:
“Never settle for a man who doesn’t treat you right,” she says. “If a guy doesn’t love everything about you, move on! There are plenty of other fish in the sea.”
“I give this advice to my daughters,” she adds, “because I always want them to be themselves and surround themselves with people who love them for them.”
It’s time to get pumped for this summer’s Mixtape Festival!
Donnie Wahlberg recently revealed to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that amongst other huge names (and ANDPOP favourites), New Kids On The Block will return to Hershey, Pennsylvania to headlined the festival once again. ANDPOP favourites like Emblem3, Serena Ryder, TLC, and The Jonas Brothers are also scheduled to play at the festival.
Fun fact, this will be the the first TLC performance in North America in 10 years.It’s time to pray for “No Scrubs,” “Unpretty,” and “Waterfall” as their setlist. So obviously, we want to go to there.
I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or insanely proud that I know most of the cringe-worthy songs highlighted in this video that oh-so conveniently condenses 1999 into ten minutes. For example, I totally remember rocking out to Mambo No. 5 and Shania Twain’s “I Feel Like a Woman” (I was 8, okay?). But I also find myself going “damn, that’s a really good song” the longer I watch. TLC’s “Unpretty” and Mariah Carey’s “Heartbreaker feat. Jay Z” are one of the best songs ever.
There were a lot of ups and downs when it came to 1999. I mean, Pokémon Snap was possibly the worst idea for a video game but Sonic was amazing. Then there was 10 Things I Hate About You which, by the way, is still one of my favourite movies. AND FIGHT CLUB! Thank you, Brad Pitt for starring in Fight Club!
Ugh. Someone get me a time machine. Let me go back to the days of Backstreet Boys, bad haircuts and Pokémon!
On an episode of TLC’s My Crazy Obsession, Eric Ducharme introduces the world to his obsession with mermaids. He doesn’t simply collect mermaid figurines, he becomes one. Ducharme has a large collection of tails that he uses to transform himself into a merman. Though he already is a certified scuba instructor, he typically free dives with his tail on and can go about 4 minutes underwater before having to surface for air!
This is one My Crazy Obsession that I don’t think is very crazy at all. Well, it’s not on the “I married the Eiffel Tower” level of crazy. I’m not going to lie, my 8-year-old self would be fangirling over Ducharme’s tail collection. I, too, was obsessed with mermaids (blame Disney) and even pretended I was one as I dolphin-kicked across the pool. Thanks to my vivid imagination, I learning how to do the butterfly stroke came pretty naturally. So four for you, Eric Ducharme! You live your merman life to the fullest!
While Rachel and Kurt speed things up in New York, the glee club slows it down for McKinley’s first ever Sadie Hawkins dance.
Ladies choice – It’s finally the girls’ turn to choose, and what better way to do it than through song and dance? Thanks to the brilliance of Tina, the kids treated us to a few adorable (if slightly awkward) reverse proposals, and Coach Beast helped a few teens from the “Too Young to be Bitter” club find the courage to go after what they truly want.
New York minute – Rachel ran full speed ahead into her relationship with Brody. Meanwhile, Kurt was searching for friends and found himself a new crush, Adam, the head of a show choir group on campus. I love that Kurt is finally happy and getting over Blaine, but Rachel is moving a little too fast for my liking. She and Brody just had their first sleepover – scandal alert! – and she’s already asked him to move in. Yikes.
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Yes…you did not read that wrong. TLC ACTUALLY WENT THERE.
Just when you thought the series “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was bad, TLC now has a show called “Best Funeral Ever.” Honouring your loved ones with the most epic funeral service ever, we see people carrying caskets through boxing rings and dance parties.
Yikes! I’ll have to admit this is pretty morbid, but I guess some people just don’t like doing things the conventional way.
That being said, if you could have a unique funeral…what would you have?
TLC has topped itself once again on the douche-0-metre with their new show Extreme Cougar Wives. Yes TLC, of Breaking Amish, Honey Boo Boo and Virgin Diaries. The new show follows “extreme cougars” who are sleeping with men a third their age.
Part of me is interested in hearing about these quirky couples who break the social norm but another part of me hates that TLC aka “The Learning Channel” is thriving off these reality shows that enable you to gawk at people who are different than you — rather just learn about and appreciate them. It’s not exactly the topics TLC covers that bothers me, it’s how they edit it all together in their glitzy package.
In the teaser, 76-year-old Hattie says: “My lifestyle is extreme.” Then she sits on the lap of a 25-year-old and later licks a popsicle and tells her date she enjoys being naked. While I appreciate their attempt at showcasing different relationships they always do it in such a cringe-worthy way.
Watch it here
I can’t stand watching TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo but I promise, it’s actually bearable when Christopher Walken reads it. In one of his best performances in recent history, he and fellow Seven Psychopaths actor Sam Rockwell interpret one of the scenes where Honey Boo Boo and her mom serve spaghetti and ketchup for dinner — otherwise known as sketti. Yum.
Colin Farrell looks on as the director, originally skeptical, though you can tell he becomes a true believer by the end. In fact, he’s eventually cast in the next scene and shows off a questionable Southern accent.
Watch it here:
It really couldn’t be more fitting. Remember Randall’s sassy narration of the “Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger?” The Honey Badger doesn’t care about anything. He just doesn’t give a shi*t. Just like reality TV’s pageant princess Honey Boo Boo!!
HyperVocal created the ultimate mashup using clips from TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Randall’s narration from the viral hit “Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger.” Why didn’t this happen sooner?
Because TLC seems to enjoy finding the most interesting characters to profile on their reality shows, they now have a new series featuring a little girl who goes by the name “Honey Boo Boo.”
If you’re unfamiliar with who she is, “Honey Boo Boo” (her real name is Alana Thompson) is a beauty pageant queen who has previously been on Toddlers & Tiaras. In her new show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, TLC will follow the six-year-old’s home life with her family. In the first episode, it appears that she will be spending it in a farm-like setting that seems to have huge pits of mud.
I’m not much for reality series, but this particular show is a little concerning and horrifying to me. A six-year-old definitely doesn’t need a reality show or be subject to this much exposure. I mean really, didn’t anyone learn from Jon and Kate Plus 8?
But for good measure, remember her stint on Toddlers & Tiaras?
Good job TLC, you’re officially desensitizing me from any odd behaviour, whether it’s people who prefer to keep their toenails a foot long or a pregnant woman who eats nail polish for kicks.
On an episode of My Crazy Obsession, a couple shows off their collection of sex dolls. Although they don’t actually have sex with the dolls, they’ve spent abut $150,000 on their 250+ collection. That makes it the largest collection in the world.
Most women wouldn’t let this situation fly in their relationship but Bob’s wife Lizzie is all for it. In fact, she says the dolls have saved their marriage. In one strange scene the couple have tea and biscuits with one of the dolls and tell her that if she doesn’t finish she’ll have to go to bed without super. Lizzie even reveals that she likes to have conversations with the dolls and likes to tell them that they’re “very naughty.”
I never know what to think about TLC shows anymore. Do I sympathize with them? Laugh? Is this even real? I’m sure that a lot of the people featured on the shows have serious conditions but TLC sensationalizes it so much.
Apparently tattoo goddess Kat Von D is still really, really unhappy about her breakup with Jesse James. So upset, in fact, that she’s harassing producers of her TLC show LA Ink to remove him from all upcoming episodes!
TMZ is reporting that Kat threw something of a hissy fit after watching some screeners of upcoming episodes, which seem to cast a spotlight on her rocky romantic endeavors of late. In an effort to appease their testy star, the show’s producers are scrambling to remove any shred of evidence that Jesse James ever crossed Kat’s threshold.
Ah, yes. But remember how, for the few weeks they were dating, Kat and Jesse were practically attached at the facehole? Here’s where the crew runs into a problem: there’s just not enough footage of Kat ridin’ solo to fill out a full episode. Which means more commercials on the horizon for LA Ink fans!
Well really Kat, what did you expect? Did you really think this vile scumsucking alleged neo-Nazi would be the man of your dreams? The man cheated on Sandra Bullock. Have you seen Miss Congeniality?! It was movie gold. You don’t cheat on a lady like that.
We’re sure TV viewers would gladly endure a few extra commercials if it meant Jesse James were to become permanently castrated. Make it happen, TLC! We’re sure Kat’s going to ask for that next anyway.
Kody Brown from TLC’s “Sister Wives” just won’t stop, even though he is facing an investigation for polygamy. The reality TV star has married his fourth wife, reports E! Online.
The lady is Robyn Sullivan, a single Mom who reportedly married Brown in May during a private ceremony. The network doesn’t plan to air footage of the private ceremony, but in the season finale episode, viewers will get to see the wedding reception.
TLC’s favorite polygamist family’s future hangs in the balance as county prosecutors decide their fate, reports TMZ.
The cast of “Sister Wives” were being investigated by the Lehi Police Department for felony bigamy. That investigation has now been turned over to the Utah County Attorney who will decide whether to prosecute.
“Sister Wives” follows the life of Kody Brown – who has 3 wives, a fiancée and 13 children. What a guy! And what a moron for putting his illegal lifestyle on display! Good luck in prison.
Kody Brown and his four wives had a conversation with PEOPLE about their lifestyle and filming their show on TLC.
“We’re a family, just like any other family,” Janelle Brown, 41, tells PEOPLE. “[We have] struggles and we love our kids, and we want our kids to be happy.”
In regards to their children…..
“We have teenagers, so some days it’s really good, and some days it’s not so good and they don’t want to be a part of it,” Janelle says about filming the show. “They just go away in their room and do their thing. And then the next day, usually they’re like, ‘Okay we want to be there.’ “
TMZ reports the Utah family have become the target of a felony bigamy investigation. The family issued a statement saying “We are disappointed in the announcement of an investigation, but when we decided to do this show, we knew there would be risks.”
The family continues, “But for the sake of our family, and most importantly, our kids, we felt it was a risk worth taking.”
“Sister Wives” follows the life of 42 year old Kody Brown who has 3 wives, a prospective 4th wife and 13th children.
What a dirtbag!
Kate Gosselin is on the cover of People which hits newsstands Friday, and she is showing quite a bit of skin, posing in a bikini.
The mother of eight tells People she credits her amazing physique to her daily runs outside her Pennsylvania home.
“I’ve worked really hard!” she tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “Haven’t I earned the right, at this point, to look good?
Gosselin also talks about the rumours she is romantically involved with her bodyguard, saying “It’s just absurd.”
For popping out eight kids, starring in a reality show and having a douchebag ex-husband, she looks pretty damn good!
TMZ reports that the couple have reached a settlement agreement, however the terms are sealed by the court. A source familiar with the situation says “An official agreement between Jon and Kate has been reached and they will be working together for the benefit of their children.”
In April Jon requested primary custody of the children and lessened child support obligations. However because of the confidential terms of the agreement, we aren’t sure the type of deal he was able to work out.
The Pennsylvania labor department says they are not being “unlawfully exploited,” reports PopEater. State Rep. Thomas Murt raised concerns last week saying children under 7 can work on movies, but not TV.
The labor department believes the law isn’t being broken, and the labor permit prohibits the kids from working too many hours.
Don’t you remember when you were a kid and your friend’s (or even your) parents got divorced and there was competition between the parents for the kid’s love? That appears to be the case for Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin.
For the sextuplets birthday, it doesn’t appear Jon did much except pick up the kids from the school bus and take them hope (which is fine, it’s spending time that’s important).
However Kate Gosselin really kicked the crap out of Jon Gosselin as far as cool birthday gifts. Kate took the kids to Kissimmee, Florida where they hooked up with Boggy Creek Airboat Rides for a private tour, reports TMZ.
TLC crews were there to film the whole event. So who do you think the kids love more?