Kids, sit down and let me tell you about a band name Creed. The American rock band was popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s but their fans are a dying species.
Meet Chad Fuck. He’s the last Creed fan in the world. He’s unemployed, has a jungle cat tattoo on his back and is “just a huge fan of Creed.”
The Zoological Society has a duty to defend all endangered species. Since most Creed fans killed themselves after their temporary breakup or died due to other factors, Chad is the only surviving fan, says Dr. Chen Horkel, a person of science.
Their last hope of maintaining the endangered species was to breed Chad, however, most specimens were completely disgusted in his music taste and wouldn’t procreate.
Then, something miraculous happened. Horkel found the only surviving Nickelback fan, who happened to be female. It shouldn’t have worked, but soon after discovering their similarly awful taste in music the new couple introduced the first Creed/Nickelback cub.
“There’s no way of knowing what the future holds,” says Horkel. “But at least we know we’ve done all we can to try to preserve the species. And that is something we feel good about.”
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