Thanks to College Humor, this may be the only time we ever see Batman, Superman, the Hulk and Thor go up against the likes of Pokémon and Calvin Klein. Yeah, that’s right Calvin Klein because this is a superhero cologne off!
Remember, Kai? He was the homeless hitchhiker who became a hero after he got all hulk smash with a hatchet on some psycho.
Kai’s heroic actions landed him a number of news reels, not to mention a spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The foul-mouthed hippie hero was also the latest person to be immortalized in yet another auto-tuned song. Will it replace yelling “HULK, SMASH?” every time your mom asks you to tenderize the chicken dinner with a mallet? Probably.
WATCH THE SONG HERE:
WATCH THE ORIGINAL INTERVIEW HERE:
A 10-year-old boy got the right idea when he drew the Hulk smashing the Kardashians into comic oblivion. While I’m a bit disturbed that he knows who the Kardashians are, I’m happy to see he knows exactly how to get rid of them. Maybe they can write this into the next Avengers movie …
Samuel L. Jackson revealed the real story behind The Hulk’s power and the key to uniting The Avengers. It all comes down to marijuana. Well not just plain old marijuana, the iridescent green kind that inspires greatness.
Jackson, who plays Nick Fury, was like a green bud connoisseur during a recent interview with Reelz, describing how hybrid weed makes the angry green superhero indestructible. Even when the interviewer Steve Patterson tried to get back to — you know — legit questions about the movie the conversation always went back to pot.
“Nick Fury is like the ringleader in this movie. In real life how would Sam Jackson keep all of those guys in check?”
“The Hulk — give them that green weed that you’ve got in that bag right there,” Jackson answered pointing to a nearby table. “Not the dark green, the iridescent green.”
“Somehow I think I’m going to get fired for this but I kind of like this,” said Patterson. “Going down in flames.”
Jackson was also candid about how the movie is best enjoyed after smoking a little before the show.
“I’m just going to say it straight out,” he said. “You should see The Avengers after you hit one great big bud of Hulk cause this movie is a mother-f*cking yes!”
No word on whether or not Jackson was indeed high during the interview though he did cover himself by saying people should get a prescription.
It’s a good thing the Hulk and Ironman are in pretty good shape.
Edward Norton, 40, is planning to run this year’s New York City Marathon to fundraise for the Maasai Wilderness Conservation Trust in east Africa.
Joining the actor will be three Maasai warriors themselves, two of which will be making their first trip to the big city!
According to perezhilton.com, Norton’s been involved with the MWCT for 10 years and is now serving as president of the Board. The money raised will go towards the conservation, education and health care in the east African region.
