If swear words are your favourite part of any movie, then this “profanity reel” will pretty much bring you up to speed with all the angst in this year’s Best Picture Oscar nominees.

“You selfish butthead,” “shithouse crazy” and “sourpus” are the most PG words (mostly from the Help) and they just get worse from there.

It makes me think that someone has a little bit too much time on their hands. I mean, they had to keep track of all the swear words in every nominated film, go back, cut it and make it flow together.

The Oscars are just over a week away and while I’d love to cave-in temporarily at the theatre to catch this year’s nominated films, I also have to work… and eat… and sleep. Luckily, we found this movie mashup of the films nominated for Best Picture and it’s only a minute!

This year, the nominations are: The Artist, The Descendants, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, The Help, Hugo, Midnight in Paris, Moneyball, The Tree of Life, War Horse.

Now if only we could get a compilation for all the other categories. Who are you rooting for?

The Oscar nominations were announced this morning in L.A. and while there are some expected nods (like Michelle Williams and Meryl Streep) there are a few awful surprises. For instance, why is everyone in “The Help” nominated? Why is “Tree of Life” nominated for Best Picture when it should have been a film gone straight to DVD? It also sucks that Ryan Gosling was robbed, so I’m going to have to write a letter to the Academy.

The only good surprise stemming from this roster of nominations is Melissa McCarthy for her supporting role in “Bridesmaids”. My money’s on Melissa, although realistically, she’ll probably lose to one of the 573097654 actresses in “The Help”.

Here’s a look at some of the nominations. * indications my pick. You can read the full list here.

Best Picture
“The Artist” *
“The Descendants”
“Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”
“Hugo”
“Midnight in Paris”
“The Help”
“Moneyball”
“War Horse”
“The Tree of Life”

Best Actress
Glenn Close, “Albert Nobbs”
Viola Davis, “The Help”
Rooney Mara, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”
Meryl Streep, “The Iron Lady”
Michelle Williams, “My Week With Marilyn” *

Best Supporting Actor
Kenneth Branagh, “My Week With Marilyn”
Jonah Hill, “Moneyball”
Nick Nolte, “Warrior”
Christopher Plummer, “Beginners” *
Max Von Sydow, “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”

Best Supporting Actress
Berenice Bejo, “The Artist”
Jessica Chastain, “The Help”
Melissa McCarthy, “Bridesmaids” *
Janet McTeer, “Albert Nobbs”
Octavia Spencer, “The Help”

Best Director
Woody Allen, “Midnight in Paris” *
Michel Hazanavicius, “The Artist”
Terrence Malick, “The Tree of Life”
Alexander Payne, “The Descendants”
Martin Scorsese, “Hugo”
Steven Spielberg, “War Horse”

Everyone knows the Golden Globes, in a way, are a prelude to the Ocars. If you’re nominated for a G.G. in a movie category, chances are you’ll get an Oscar nod for it as well. With that said, the Golden Globes nominations were unveiled bright and early this morning.

Ryan Gosling, the crew of Ides of March and the cast of The Help reign supreme. Let’s take a look as some of the nominations. The Huffington Post has the complete list.  The * beside a name indications who I’d like to see win.

BEST PICTURE, DRAMA
“War Horse”
“The Ides of March” *
“The Help”
“Moneyball”
“Hugo”
“The Descendants”

BEST PICTURE, COMEDY
“The Artist”
“50/50″
“Bridesmaids” *
“My Week With Marilyn”
“Midnight in Paris”

BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY
Michelle Williams, ”My Week With Marilyn”
Jodie Foster, ”Carnage”
Kristen Wiig, ”Bridesmaids” *
Charlize Theron, ”Young Adult”
Kate Winslet, ”Carnage”

BEST ACTOR, DRAMA
George Clooney in “The Descendants”
Brad Pitt in ”Moneyball”
Leonardo DiCaprio in ”J.Edgar”
Ryan Gosling in ”The Ides of March” * (He also gets a nod for his role in “Crazy, Stupid Love”)
Michael Fassbender in ”Shame”

BEST COMEDY SERIES
“New Girl” * (The star Zooey Deschanel also gets a nod for Best Actress, Comedy)
“Enlightened”
“Episodes”
“Glee”
“Modern Family”

BEST TV SERIES, DRAMA
“American Horror Story”
“Boardwalk Empire” *
“Boss”
“Game of Thrones”
“Homeland”

The Golden Globes will be hosted by Ricky Gervais for the third time in a row. They will air on January 15. Check your local t.v. listings.