“How to dress a monkey” IKEA instruction manual
Grumpiest cat tattoo
Photorealistic oil painting by Emily Burns
Father of the year
Christmas cat
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How do you pull one over on trollers? Here’s how: Think on the spot and prank the pranksters in the middle of their clever prank. A couple guys tried to scare this girl by replacing her program with a horror movie (it looks like The Grudge but I’m not positive). She plays their game and reacts to their joke but goes one step further by pretending to spaz out.
Everyone knows not to cry wolf but I think these guys learned their lesson and won’t be pulling anything on her again. [The Daily What]
YouTube comment of the day — nay, week
When your friend learns how to use Photoshop
The coolest living Dachshund
When sand gets struck by lightning
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Every night after school was the same routine for me: I’d watch Arthur while eating an ice cream sandwich and then The Magic School Bus would come on. Oh, what I would do to figure out what happened to Ralphie, Dorothy, Carlos and the rest of the gang.
MovingMindStudio created a parody trailer for the movie version of The Magic School Bus — a reunion of sorts. Years after graduation, Ms. Frizzle dies and sends the students a message from the underworld. In a mission to figure out why Ms. Frizzle was sent to Hell, the students find the Magic Bus and begin a new journey.
I think most people would agree with me when I say THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN for realsies.
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Someone hand this poor cat the remote so he can watch Oprah’s Lifeclass
Moment of silence for Marty, the inspiration behind Nyan Cat. RIP Marty
Proof that seals evolved from Golden Retrievers
Actually, YouTube’s Board of Directors is all-feline
Planet of the lions. It will happen. Read more…
Drive-thru pranks are really going strong these days, which probably isn’t welcome news for employees at McDonalds and Wendy’s. The latest? MagicofRahat made the rounds to a few fast food restaurants with a fake hand. The gory hand had money attached to the fingers so when the attendant took his payment the hand came with it.
Understandably, reactions range from death threats to suggested punishments. In the past, the same guy pranked drive-thru employees with a fake bug and a floating cup. Pretty soon he’s going to have to find some new drive-thrus to hit because they’re going to start expecting his crazy antics.
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Taylor Swift and Breaking Bad are two things I can’t imagine colliding. It’s like a gazelle and lion being friends. Or Ashley Tisdale playing a prostitute on Sons of Anarchy (oh wait, this ACTUALLY happened).
Anyway, this parody by Teddie Films re-writes the lyrics to Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” from the perspective of Walt and Jesse (“We Are Never Ever Gonna Cook Together.” Relive their disagreements and outside troubles with Goodman and Skyler.
If you didn’t watch the last season, these lyrics should be enough to bring you up to speed. Walking Dead next? Please and thank you.
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Instead of using boring household items to carve your pumpkin this year, why not be creative like this Martha Stewart of Badassery and use a Colt 1911? It’s the right tool for the job, plus the method is totally keeping with the spirit of spooky Halloween.
BTW: Keep in mind that your pumpkin WILL have exit wounds.
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You know… the deers don’t actually understand the signs… right? By the way, this is a legit call from a listener in Fargo, ND.
There are picky eaters who won’t eat pasta if it has any sauce on it (WTF) or who refuse to eat anything that isn’t organic. Then there are picky eaters like Benjamin. This baby won’t eat ANYTHING unless Psy’s “Gangnam Style” is playing in the background.
While I’m not sure the video — filled with dancers accentuating their asses and dancing around a dude doing the horse riding move — is entirely appropriate, I think the small price of corruption is worth it in the end since the kid is actually being fed.
Boy, Psy can really fix all problems can’t he?
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