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The hilarious late night television show, The Colbert Report featuring Stephen Colbert, has a new take on the issue referred to as “Canadian Groin Kickers.” This epidemic is featured as  part of the Don’t Be an Ice-Hole campaign and the ThreatDown segment.

According to The Comedy Network, Colbert has expressed a sentiment of fear after hearing about the woman in Langley, B.C. who seems to have a fond habit of randomly kicking men in the groin. With an upcoming trip to Vancouver, it seems as though Colbert may be in the danger zone of this inexplicable hate crime.

In order to protect Colbert’s package, the Comedy Network has created and sent Colbert the “Maple Member Minder” (MMM), a described “beaver fur-lined jockstrap.” This jockstrap will ensure the safety of Colbert and his groin in Canada. In order for the product to work efficiently, the network believes the best approach for Colbert would be to test out the goods, on air.

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Now this may seem like a story straight out of the tabloids but it’s actually true.

According to CTV.ca Stephen Colbert is sending his DNA into outer space.

Colbert is the host of the widely popular satirical news show, “The Colbert Report”.

Colbert’s DNA will be digitized and sent to the International Space Station where it will be included in Richard Garriott’s “Immortality Drive”.

Garriott, a video game designer and one of the few private citizens to have gone into space, is collecting material for a time capsule of human DNA,

Garriott said in a statement, “In the unlikely event that Earth and humanity are destroyed, mankind can be resurrected with Stephen Colbert’s DNA.”

Colbert says that he’s “thrilled” to have his DNA sent to space.