Here are four texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Ate = Are

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Foreskin = Foot skin

Anus = Arm

Sex = Text Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Lard = Large

Dry Sex – Deus Ex Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Bleeding = Wedding

Cock = Clock

Crack = Snack = Nap = Come over Read more…

Here are four texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Boobs = Noobs

Vagina = Spadina
Haiti = King

Banana = Bandana  Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Poor STDS = Pop Tarts

Nipple Disorder = Bipolar Disorder

Cocks Vapor Rub = Vicks Vapor Rub Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Vomiting = Colouring 

Intercourse = Interviews 

Orgasms = Oranges  Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Rubbing myself = Hot tubbing

Nipple = Dimple

Tits ‘R Us = Toys ‘R Us Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Porn = Open

Cock pot = Crock pot Read more…

Here are three texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. These ones are Freudian themed so they’re extra awkward!! [Source]

Tastes like sunscreen 

When is dad horny home?  Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Wetter = Better

Sex = Dex

Wrong Alex Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

1. Rihanna = Rogaine 

2. Autopsy = Autopay

3. Lovers = Movers Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Dick = Sick

Asshole picking = Apple picking

Dick Hunt = Duck Hunt Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Why you shouldn’t text when you’re drunk…

Firstborn = First round

Dick = Sick Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Balls = Bartending Competition

Balls = Nails

Hand Job = Hand Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Bastard Praifate = Busted Parfeetp = ??

F*cking = ?? Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Puking shitcones = Rainbows = ??

Blowjob = Blowdry Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

Eatin’ pussy = Popeyes
Duck my life = Fuck my life 

Anus infection = Sinus infection 

Blowfart = Blowdart Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

1) Poo vermin = Pop by

2) Dildo = Dress

3) Eat her egg cunt = Easter egg hunt  Read more…

Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]

1) Dip = Dick

2) Touch = Talk

3) Pineapple = Pedophile = Ponytail  Read more…