Everyone knows that Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans is the perfect embodiment of what it means to be a good mother, a good citizen, and an all-around intelligent and decent human being.
So it is only natural that when faced with an option between going to jail for two weeks, or being on probation for another year, Jenelle experienced a dilemma only enlightened human beings such as herself could experience: how can she go to jail at the appointed time when she has second row seats to a Ke$ha concert?? After all, Ke$ha is her idol and she even put feathers in her hair for the concert. FEATHERS!
Watch Jenelle’s brain struggle to let her mouth form coherent sentences here
1. Who sucks the most?
That’s um… really mean, but a really interesting voting system.
2. Mark Wahlberg’s Halloween boobs
That’s the spirit, Mr. Wahlberg. I wonder if he knew that his placement of the pumpkins was just too perfect.
3. Scarlett Johanson faceplants (but it’s fake)
Any ScarJo fangirls can relax, this faceplant was intentional for a movie!
4. Hungry bird
Apparently a guy wanted to feed his parrot, and then found said parrot already feasting in the box. I just really hope the little guy is able to breath. He seems to be inhaling those little fruits and nuts.
5. Awesome family photo
There are too many amazing things about this photo. First, the complete and utter oblivion of the woman in this photo. Second, the middle child’s face. Third the backhanded slap that was the result of the complete fail. Though the pain must have been horrible, this captured a funny moment for the family.
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Rob Kardashian isn’t going to law school after all and Joss Whedon signs deal to stay in the Marvel Universe.
HIT: Joss Whedon to stay with the Marvel Universe
Whedon just signed a contract with Marvel and Disney to direct Avengers 2 and a develop a live-action Marvel-based television series for ABC. I’m a bit apprehensive of a live-action TV series, but if anyone can do it, it’s the cult-creating phenom Whedon. Also, I may just lose it if he helps broker a deal between Sony and Disney to include Spiderman (Andrew Garfield) in the next Avengers film. Please Whedon, make it happen!
MISS: Rob Kardashian NOT going to law school
It doesn’t seem Rob will be following in his father’s footsteps after all (his real dad was O.J. Simpson’s lawyer). It was news to the University of Southern California when the Kardashian tweeted that he would be attending law school there (“Going to Law School very soon and so excited and can’t wait! School just never ends for me! #UniversityofSouthernCal#Trojans #FightOn”). Representatives from USC’s Gould School of Law said the Kardashian didn’t even apply. At least he pretended he has more ambition than selling his soul for money. We can’t say the same for his sisters!
HIT: Zooey Deschanel spotted with her new guy
The queen of all things quirky and cute (even at 32) has been spotted stealing a kiss from current beau, screenwriter Jamie Linden. While she told Marie Claire magazine she didn’t have time to date, he seems like someone you make time for. He’s pretty cute and has got to be romantic considering he did help write the screenplay for Dear John.
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Teen Mom star Jenelle still doesn’t have custody of her son Jace but nonetheless will continuing her inspirational headline making behaviour by getting breast implants.
According to E! News the reality star already had a consultation with a cosmetic surgeon and her mom went with her to show support. That last part seems a bit sketchy to me because the two understandably don’t get along on the show.
Jenelle isn’t the first Teen Mom to get a nip tuck, as aspiring model Farrah also went under the knife last year, even letting Teen Mom cameras capture the “special” moment. She said she lost a lot of boobage after the pregnancy and had to make a lot of sacrifices to get the breast augmentation between school and parenting.
Some of these Teen Moms don’t seem to have their head in the right place. They should be acting as role models for other young moms instead of using their MTV money for cosmetic surgery.
Apparently Jenelle’s will reveal her new figure on the next season of the show. But first, let’s see if the rumours are even true or if she goes along with it. She’s already been arrested three times this year so who knows what her schedule will be like.
I think we should permanently have a column here called “The Curse of Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant.” It seems that all these baby mamas end up in some minor infractions, let me count the many ways:
1) Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer was jumped by three chicks outside a movie theatre in February.
2) 16 and Pregnant star Whitney Purvis was arrested in Georgia recently for stealing a pregnancy test from a local Walmart.
3) Jenelle Evans got into a catfight, which was recorded and posted online.
Now that same girl, Jenelle, was arrested in North Carolina for cyberstalking. To her credit, Jenelle turned herself in for an outstanding charge. We’re not sure of the details but apparently an old roommate is accusing Jenelle for harassing her online.
Oh the curse of Teen Mom! [TMZ]
Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans has avoided jail after beating up another woman in March. She will only go to jail if she messes up over the next 12 months. She was sentenced to 30 days suspended jail time and 12 months probation. reports TMZ.
She’s been ordered to pay a $100 fine, take anger management courses, perform 24 hours of community service.
And this is a woman with a child. She makes a fantastic trashy role model.
MTV’s Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham spent her MTV paycheck on new breasts. You think the money would be better spent on her kid, but who are we to judge?
“@bestbreastdoc Thank you for calling the other day! & checking in to see how my implants are doing& of course Wonderful:)” she tweeted to her Doctor on Wednesday.
“My implants are doing wonderful. I get compliments Literally All the time 
you did a wonderful job!” she continued.
Farah gave birth to her daughter Sophia in 2009. And why did she get implants you ask? “I thought I lost ‘boobage’ from having a baby,” she said.
Classy girl.
We don’t know that much about Gary Shirley, but he doesn’t seem like the guy who should be dropping $5000 on strippers.
TMZ reports the Teen Mom star spent $5000 on strippers for 11 hours straight at a Miami club, lasting from 1am to 12pm.
Ironic he was spending that much time at a strip club, considering it’s very likely his daughter Leah will probably end up working at a strip club when she’s older. Unfortunately, it is very common for girls with family issues to enter that world.
Poor Leah. Too bad her Dad isn’t smart enough to spend that cash on his family.
Teen Mom’s Maci Bookout is thinking about having a second child with boyfriend Kyle, but think she isn’t quite ready. Macui currently has a son named Bentley.
As we saw in Tuesday’s episode of Teen Mom, this isn’t an easy decision for the young couple.
“Some days, I’m like ‘Let’s get married tomorrow and have another baby!’ and some days I’m realistic,” Bookout, 19, says. “I don’t want to rush into things just because I feel like I have to have to have a family for Bentley. I don’t want to rush it if I don’t have to.”
Do you think this couple should be having another kid? It seems like Maci probably has enough on her plate.
When you are a baby Daddy, you have a ton of responsibilities, and that means you need to make some cash. So “Teen Mom 2′s” Jo Rivera is going to get a job, kind of.
You may remember Jo with ex Katilyn Lowry and son Isaac. Jo has been trying to launch a rap career, and he thinks the minor exposure he received from MTV is the gateway to singing success.
Using the stage name N.I.C.K B, Rivera performs over a version of Alicia Keys’ “Unthinkable.” This video and song make Rebecca Black look like Beethoven. Enjoy!
We are embarrassed to talk about “Teen Mom’s” Amber Portwood but apparently it’s news. Amber is quite regretful about how life is shaping up, and she now prefers if she have never done the MTV show in the first place.
“I wouldn’t have been in jail because nobody would have known about it,” she told Life & Style in her first post-incarceration interview. In her view the TV show made the incident public, which in turn got her arrested.
In regards to losing her baby, “I just can’t even imagine not seeing my little baby if I go back to jail.” Unfortunately Amber is obviously a little nuts so that may actually happen, and it maybe in everybody’s best interest.
What do you think? Should Amber lose custody of her daughter?
Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood has gotten into stacks of trouble over the year, but this time the Madison County Prosecutor’s office means business!
Perez Hilton is reporting that the famous young mother has been formally charged with 3 Class D felonies over her very public disputes with on-and-off boyfriend and babydaddy Gary Shirley. The charges include 2 counts of domestic battery, 1 count of neglect of a dependent, and a misdemeanor charge of domestic battery.
A warrant for her arrest has been issued to go with her laundry list of charges.
If Amber is extremely unlucky, she could end up with 3 years in jail and a $10,000 fine.
There’s been no word on how this warrant will affect baby Leah, but we hope everything will play out with her best interest at heart!
Radar Online is reporting that Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley have renewed their commitment to each other with promise rings. This comes as a bit of a shock to Teen Mom fans as the couple have recently experienced trouble after a violent outburst on the MTV show.
I know Amber can get angry, but I also know that she loves Gary and Gary loves her,” Gary’s mother Carol Zizak explained. “They both love each other very much.”
Portwood was the subject of a police investigation after the 20 year old was captured kicking Gary during a fight. The couple has a 23-month-old daughter, Leah, together.
“A lot of people only see the bad side of her [Amber], but I see another side that people don’t get to see.” Zizak adds. “When we’re playing games, making dinner and things are going smooth. There’s been a lot of good. She just needs mentorship and mothering, which is what I’m trying to give her.”
We watched season one of Teen Mom and we have to say, Gary and Amber don’t seem like a very happy couple! Do you think promise rings were a good choice for the family?
