Everyone knows that Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans is the perfect embodiment of what it means to be a good mother, a good citizen, and an all-around intelligent and decent human being.

So it is only natural that when faced with an option between going to jail for two weeks, or being on probation for another year, Jenelle experienced a dilemma only enlightened human beings such as herself could experience: how can she go to jail at the appointed time when she has second row seats to a Ke$ha concert?? After all, Ke$ha is her idol and she even put feathers in her hair for the concert. FEATHERS!

Watch Jenelle’s brain struggle to let her mouth form coherent sentences here

TMZ is reporting that Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer was jumped by three chicks outside of a movie theatre in West Virginia this weekend. Apparently she was leaving the theatre with her fiance when a woman started following her and calling her names.

Sources told TMZ that Leah tried to get the woman to leave her alone but two backups appeared and released their full wrath on Leah. Conveniently, her fiance is a security guard and managed to get them out of the area.

Leah posted this photo of her with a swollen cheek and red lips. It’s pretty scary when you can’t even walk down the street after a night at the movies because complete strangers might attack.

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a Teen Mom get in a catfight (ummm Jenelle) but it’s usually over something more personal. From what I’ve seen this season, I don’t see Leah as a particularly threatening person.Her daughter Ali had been slower to physically mature than her twin sister Aleeah, and they weren’t even sure if she’d be able to walk unassisted.

I’m sure there are tons of people who have strong feelings about teens on this show but that doesn’t mean it’s right to pick a fight — especially one that’s outnumbered. [TMZ]