Here’s another reason why I can’t sleep night: this photo of a guy got eyes tattooed on his eyelids. At this rate, I’m going to have insomnia within the next month. Yay for job hazards!
Anyways, I have to give it up to the tattoo artist because I can’t look away. Asides from looking like he has some beautiful, long, silky bottom eyelashes, it look me a while to figure out that his eyes are actually closed in this video. Can we get a .gif of him blinking, please? I need to know what that looks like.
President Barack Obama revealed to The Today show’s Savannah Guthrie how he and his wife Michele are cleverly discouraging his daughters Sasha and Malia from getting tattoos.
Asked whether his daughters think he’s uncool on Wednesday morning, Obama said, “Michelle and I have used this strategy when it comes to things like tattoos. What we’ve said to the girls is, if you guys ever decide you’re going to get a tattoo, then Mommy and me will get the exact same tattoo, in the same place, and we’ll go on YouTube and show it off as a family tattoo.”
Since the POTUS didn’t say they were outright against the idea, the parental mind game isn’t so much of a deterrent but more of a challenge. I mean, imagine trying to convince one of the most powerful man on the world to get a butterfly tattoo on his shoulder. Well, maybe something a little bit classier. And besides, family tattoos can be meaningful!
I’m sure when they put their heads together, Sasha and Malia can get creative and figure out a way for the POTUS and FLOTUS to say yes to some body ink.
JT’s bringing sexy back, again
I’m so ready for new music this year, especially from hit-maker/hottie Justin Timberlake. In his open letter, he wrote: “This year is an exciting one for me. As you probably have heard through the “grapevine,” I’m gearing up for a big 2013.” Not gunna lie, I was a total *NSYNC fan girl and I miss those years so dearly. There has been much mixed reviews about his new single “Suit & Tie” featuring Jay-Z but just wait people, JT does not disappoint. [2x04]
And that’s a wrap
Basically there’s two types of Tumblr users: The ones who have an account but don’t want anyone to know about it, or the ones who post their link everywhere! Next time someone who is not a Tumblr expert asks what’s beyond the Tumblr log in page, this picture pretty much sums it up. [ch0col4te-chip]
Things just got a little bit more wild
The Wanted made their way onto the red carpet at the People’s Choice Awards last week and were clearly their usual self, which we love. They picked up “Breakout Artist” and I truly believe they deserved it. While the other band members made their way back to the UK, Nathan Sykes stayed in LA to work in the studio for their new album. I cannot wait. [stefyandkrasy]
There’s always that one friend on any social media website that posts adorable pictures of their cat, and you can’t resist. I wonder if this person’s tattoo is some sort of kitten obsession? [kitsunekenta]
Wake up to heaven in a bowl
Every night before I go to bed, I have to have my cookies and milk. No, I’m not eight-years old but I sure do love my chocolate chips. When I came across this amazing invention, of putting mini cookies in a bowl of milk, I shed a tear. There’s nothing I love more than food and I’m about to run through my grocery store to make this happen tomorrow morning. [inhalekidcudi]
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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got matching tattoos, sort of. They each have phrases from an old speech Theodore Roosevelt gave after accepting Presidency. Miley’s reads, ‘So that his place shall never be with those cold, timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.’ While Liam has, ‘If he fails, at least fails while daring greatly.’ Well, at least it’s not “Miley,” or “Liam,” that they tattooed on themselves, Phew!
Who: It took 20 minutes for Selena Gomez to get this tattoo of the Roman numerals LXXVI (number 76) by New York’s Bang Bang.
Meaning: The tattoo is in tribute to a family member who means a lot to her.
Who: Demi Lovato has over 10 tattoos, depending on how you count them. She got these tattoos that read “Let go & let god” across her feet.
Meaning: According to US Magazine Demi Lovato has admitted she regrets getting a few tattoos from her younger years. A lot of Demi’s more recent tattoos are spiritual, including the tatts on her feet and the word “faith” on her left arm, below her elbow.
Who: One Direction’s Harry Styles has a helluva lot of new tattoos.
Meaning: There are just too many to go through in this one area. Among the singer’s tattoos are his sister Gemma’s name in Hebrew, a large black star, an iced gem and the words “Won’t stop ’till we surrender.” His newer tatts include masks representing comedy and drama, along with the initials “SMCL.”
Who: Rihanna got this tatt of the Egyptian goddess Isis in London’s SOHO neighbourhood just before her 2012 Paralympics Closing Ceremony performance with Coldplay.
Meaning: Isis was the ”ideal mother and wife as well as the patron of nature and magic.” She wrote on Twitter that the tattoo is dedicated to her late grandmother: ”Goddess Isis- Complete Woman – Model for future generations- #GRANGRANDOLLY – always in and on my heart #1love.”
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Lesson one: Don’t give a kid a tattoo
A North Carolina mom was arrested after she gave her 11-year-old daughter a heart shaped tattoo. The mom, 30, is a tattoo artist herself and saw nothing wrong with the idea of tatting-up her daughter. You know, besides the point that it’s illegal and all. Her defense? Her daughter said she wanted it. I guess that means it’s okay. Lol
Lesson two: Don’t lick poles
Remember when your parents said not to lick a frozen pole in winter because your tongue might get stuck? Well this warning also extends to any public poles in any season. This guy clearly wasn’t listening when his parents gave him that bit of knowledge, as he licked an entire handrail at a NYC subway station. All those germs weren’t even worth his friends giving him one dollar for doing it. That one dollar won’t even pay for his inevitable hospital bill! Not Smart.
Lesson three: Don’t disturb endangered spiders
This construction site in San Antonio, Texas has been interrupted, by none other than a tiny spider. The spider, which is the size of a dime, was thought to be extinct! Since it’s a federally protected endangered species, construction has come to a complete halt. I can’t help thinking if only my brother was working that site that fine day. He would’ve spotted that poor spider and killed it instantly. But not before screaming like a little girl, of course.
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Miley Cyrus’ left arm is more decorated these days with her sparkly engagement ring, and now a new tattoo on her forearm. Her new ink reads, “So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.
No, those eloquent words are not from a yet-to-be-recorded song. It’s actually a snippet from former American president Theodore Roosevelt’s 1910 speech at the Sorbonne in Paris. Who knew Cyrus was a politics nerd?
Cyrus is no stranger to the tattoo needle. At the precious age of 19, she already boasts quite the assortment of body art, including the word “love” on her ear, a dream catcher on her side (ouch!) and an anchor on her wrist.
Cyrus also changed her Twitter profile photo to an adorable photo of herself and fiancé Liam Hemsworth. Rumour has it that Papa Cyrus (Billy Ray Cyrus to parents) isn’t too thrilled about the engagement and hopes it lasts for a long time. Though, if she is in a rush to get to the alter, I hope she asks for a prenup.
One of my friends wants me to get a small, hidden tattoo with her and I’ve been mulling it over and over for A WHOLE YEAR with no decisive stance (which btw means you shouldn’t do it).
Meanwhile, this dude inked 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos all over his body because well, duh, he’s her biggest fan. Plus we all know that permanently engraving your body with a stranger’s name is the ultimate
creepy romantic gesture. And he totally won’t ever regret it.
Check out the tattoos below:
Song titles “Obsessed” and “Breakout”
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Fans of Kristen Bell have been begging for a “Veronica Mars” movie ever since the t.v. show got canned a couple of years ago. While it may not happen any time soon, Bell followers can at least bask in the glow of her hilarious Funny or Die video “Body of Lies”.
The blonde starlet reveals to Inside Hollywood that she’s actually covered from head to toe in tattoos. The video shows the actress arriving at her trailer at 3:30 in the morning to sit in the makeup chair for twelve hours in order for her Kat Von D-like body art to be covered up.
Kristen reveals she has a tat of Steve Urkell from “Family Matters” on her left shoulder-blade, a butterfly for each year the South Africa apartheid was enacted and “insert gear here” under her mouth.
Whether you’re a fan of Kristen Bell or a fan of tattoos, you’ll find this video highly amusing.
No word on how Miley Cyrus is celebrating her big 19th birthday today, we know exactly what she was doing yesterday: getting a tattoo removed.
According to the Hollywood Life, Miley was seen at an L.A. dermatologist’s office that specializes in laser removal. Since she has nine tattooes already, we’re going to go ahead and assume Miley’s just bored of looking at one of them already.
Miley, like many young girls, has a long list of questionable tattoos including sappy words like ‘karma’ and ‘love’ and symbols like a cross and a heart. This young starlet obviously doesn’t think before she inks. At least Miley has so far refrained from getting her boyfriend’s name tattooed on her body.
Here are three celebrities with regrettable tattooes all done in the name of love.
Angelina tattooed her boyfriend’s name on her arm only to have it laser removed once they parted ways. Luckily, she never got one for Brad, meaning she probably learned her lesson.
Johnny Depp is another celeb with a history of tattoo removal. When he was in love with Winona Ryder in the ’90s, he tattooed “Winona forever” on his arm, only to change it to “wino forever” (whatever that means) years later after their separation.
Eva Longoria also got matching tattoos of her wedding date with her then-husband Tony Parker. When she divorced him over his infidelity, she joked about the tattoo, saying “I’ll probably ink the divorce date under it!”
I knew Twilight fans were hardcore but I never knew they were this hardcore. Don’t get me wrong, it’s normal to have movies you love and watch all the time. I love The Big Lebowski more than other movies but I would refrain from tattooing The Dude’s face on my back. With the Twilight franchise slowing coming to a close, I assume fans will find bigger, colder ways to show their love.
Last week we posted a small gallery of horrible band tattoos and today, we’re giving free admission to the Tasteless Twilight Tattoos museum.
Shopping in the 96 cents aisle because you spent all your money on this lame Twilight tattoo.
This is really going to look outstanding when you’re 70 and your back fat starts to sag.
If by “run with vampires” you mean “sit on my ass and eat Cheetos” then yeah, you run with vampires.
You could have just painted this and hung it on your wall but no, it had to be permanently placed on your stomach. Congrats!
Motorcycle freak Jesse James has finally decided to come clean. People.com reports that after facing allegation of infidelity to his Oscar winning wife, Sandra Bullock, he has issued an apology to her and his three children.
In a statement provided to PEOPLE, James states:
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.”
He still, however took complete responsibility for the heartbreak and Bullock moving out of their Southern California home.
Joel Madden won’t be looking to book with British Airways during vacations any time soon.According to E! News, the Good Charlotte star was ordered to hide his tattoos before he boarded a British Airways flight from London to Lisbon on Saturday evening.
“Was just told by a british air person I can’t get on the plane till I cover my tatts,” he twittered. “I really actually am in shock he won’t let me on the plane till I put long sleeves on and other BA rep is disagreeing.”
“The guy was disgusted by me,” continued Madden, who threatened the to write a huge complaint letter. However, the artist agreed to cover up his arms and put on a long sleeve shirt.
Pharrell Williams feels his tattoos “just don’t go” with the grown up image the star would like to project, reports Perez Hilton.
According to the gossip columnist, Williams revealed to British Vogue that he’s using a revolutionary procedure to rid himself of his tattoos.
The process does not consist of a painful laser procedure that could scar; rather the N.E.R.D front man is opting for using replicated skin to cover his tats.
“It’s basically like getting a skin graft, but you’re not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you. First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that’s been done, they sew it on – and it’s seamless” says Williams.
And the procedure isn’t cheap either.
“It’s going to be pricey, but worth it,” he says. “I got fire on my arms! I’m a grown man!”