This is what happens when you unwittingly smash two gallons of milk on the ground.
Why would you do that? You’ve injured yourself AND made a mess. I feel bad for the employees at the store.
Apparently, cooking eggs is a messy task. The eggs, stick to the pan, they flop when you try to flip them and the yolks drip. Oh, the horror! Luckily, we have another stupid cooking tool to keep our kitchens free of eggy mess. Enter the Rollie Eggmaster!
The Rollie Eggmaster claims to cook your eggs to perfection. They’ll also make your eggs look like tampons as you pull them out of the device! Mmmm… Yum! And if you order now, you’ll get your very own knock-off Slap Chop! What more can anyone ask for?
Even though the Harlem Shake is SO last month, people are still doing it…to much failure.
Making the smart decision to dance beside a glass case, these two girls decide to dance along to Bauuer’s annoying dubstep track to surprising results.
Seriously, if you want some easy entertainment…just watch the video. This whole clip just makes for a fitting end to a ridiculously stupid trend.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have reportedly jumped on the stupid baby name bandwagon as it’s rumored that the two will name their baby North, as in North West.
Open your hand. Turn palm up. Make contact with your face.
As much as I was rooting for “Prince Kanye” as a potential baby name, “North” takes the cake. But they do seem to be missing the oh-so important Kardashian K, so maybe he or she will be christened Knorth but with a silent “K”? It kind of sounds and looks like Knorr, the food company but it’ll do, right?
What do you think they should name their kid? Comment and tell us below!
Little Riley was on the right track when she went on a little rant on how toys were being marketed to girls and boys back in 2011. ”Why does [sic] all the girls have to buy pink stuffs and all the boys have to buy coloured stuffs?” she asked.
Why indeed. Unfortunately for Riley, this this blatantly sexist marketing scheme doesn’t stop at kids toys. It also extends to how adults are being marketed to, even three years after one little girl’s rant.
Take for example, the ePad Femme, a tablet made especially for women.
Yes, that’s right—a tablet just for us, ladies.
Created by the Middle East-based Eurostar Group, this pink (surprise!) tablet comes with pre-loaded apps because apparently, we’re apparently really stupid when it comes to technology. Included among the pre-loaded apps are a grocery list app, a pregnancy app, recipe app and the Women’s Assistant app that provides you with weight-loss tips at a moment’s notice. The background is also a “pleasant” pink to satisfy every woman’s pink radar.
The blatantly stupid piece of technology has only sold 7,000 as of Mid-February. It’s actually
kind of incredibly offensive on how stupid and superficial Eurostar thinks women are. If anyone had the balls to give this to their significant other as a Valentine’s Day gift (as it was previously marketed as), I hope the got a swift kick to their nether regions. According to Mashable, Saudi feminist blogger Eman Al Nafjan says ”this is just another way to give women information targeted at pleasing their husbands,” adding that many women are tech-savvy having spent a lot of time on the internet considering they are not allowed to travel without their husband or a male relative.
Too bad this wasn’t the only stupid product to be marketed towards women. Remember…
1. The Bic Pens for Her
2. F-Cup Cookies
Nathan Bverbeez learned an important lesson when he was test driving his new camera: yelling, “sup, bro?” at a cow is never a good idea. Standing your ground against a cow is also a terrible idea because if you do, the cow will probably run at you. Basically, don’t be a dumbass around farm animals.
Who knows what happened here but it doesn’t look pretty. It’s like the owners of two destroyed cars tried to solve their problems by combining them:
Person 1: Well, there’s goes the back of my van.
Person 2: Huh, no way. Someone hit my truck this morning and the front is now mangled and pretty much useless.
Person 1: two bad we can’t combine the two and make something awesome out of it.
Person 2: Who says we can’t? It’s be like a super dope Transformers or something!
Person 1: What were you smoking when you had that accident?
Person 2: ….
Well, you get the picture. But seriously, what do you even call this monstrosity? Is it still a a van? Truck? Truck-van?
There are a number of aspects of being a good person that many people seem to miss. One commonly missed memo seems to be not acting like a totally douchebag when someone is just trying to do their job.
It’s even worse when that person is pretty much obligated to ignore you because hey, the customer is always right, right? WRONG. They are not but we can’t tell them that.
But imagine if you were this street performer who is trying their best to entertain people in hopes they throw a buck or two into your hat. Just watch as some guy tries his best to make the street performer to break character. Well, needless to say, the douchebag does succeed on his quest of being a grade A jerk but he probably wasn’t expecting to get punched in the face for his “efforts.”
Kudos, Silver Man for standing up for yourself.
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS BELOW:
North Korea may just be hell on Earth.
Yeah sure, the residents of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea may slowly be getting access to the Internet (which is probably high censored), but it still sucks. It’s a nation who continues to threaten nuclear attacks, consistently violates human rights codes, has been under the dictatorship of one insane family, it’s government is full of sexist pigs and throws their own people in concentration camps across North Korea and Siberia. Yeah, it’s screwed up.
The North Korean government would also like their people to know just how terrible America is. According to this video, people in America:
Really, North Korea? Really? I think you’re the crazy ones.
WATCH THE FULL VIDEO BELOW:
Red Cup Living (yes, that really is a brand name) has come out with a set of washable drinkware that mimicks the classic party essential: the red cup.
Not only are Red Cup Living’s glass version sturdier, but they are dishwasher safe. They also cost $4-10 dollars per cup.
I’m sorry…what? Is this a joke?
This is so ridiculous it’s funny. I understand washable red solo cups, but a whole glass set modeled after the cup? Who wants to drink wine out of a class modeled after the Red Solo Cup? Not I.
However, this does seem the dream of a college partier. With the set you can feel like a college student whenever you drink, even if it’s a glass of diet soda.
I understand the appeal I guess, but it’s just not for me.
The only thing more ridiculous thing than Red Solo Cup, is this song:
Just when I thought I was okay with how the world was turning out, comedian Adam Newman just had to tweet this question and make me lose faith in humanity.
Just to let you know, if you’re ever asked what do you hate more: cauliflower or racism, cauliflower is not the answer. Those guys who replied were probably just joking (ha ha ha) but in real life, and I repeat, cauliflower is not the answer.
Get it? Got it? Good.
In a brand new episode of Talking Sh*t, the ANDPOP staff talk shit on the hash tag.
Ever wondered about when it was first used? We didn’t either but we now we know!
The ANDPOP staff lay out how to explain what the hashtag is to your elder folk, when and where it’s appropriate to hashtag, when it isn’t and how to use hashtags to get noticed on the interwebs! Because getting noticed on the internet is all we really want, right?
On top of all that good fun, we throw out a little challenge to all of you: the human hashtag. We all know what you’re thinking: “what the eff could that possibly be? It better not be as stupid as planking, owling or the ‘Harlem Shake.’” You have to watch the video to find out!
If there wasn’t enough reason to completely abandon this year’s stupidest viral sensation already, you might just stop stupidly convulsing right now because the “Harlem Shake” could actually get you fired.
According to the Associate Press, up to 15 Australian miners were fired from their jobs at a gold mine after their underground Harlem Shake performance was deemed unsafe. It wasn’t just the miners-turned-dancers that were let go—those who were simply watching were also given the boot.
While the dancing miners were all wearing helmets, the mine owner still considered the stunt a safety issue and a breach of its “core values of safety, integrity and excellence.
While we all think the Harlem Shake is a complete waste of time now we have screaming goats interrupting Taylor Swift every five seconds, do you think the miners should have been fired? Comment and let us know below!
WATCH THE MINERS’ HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO BELOW:
When you think there are no more Harlem Shake videos to watch, ANDPOP will prove you wrong. Here’s another Harlem Shake you didn’t ask for, but we one we brought you anyway.
Well, don’t try this at home kids!!
Taking on the ever-so-stupid challenge of bodyslamming a cactus, this man decides to risk his body for the cameras. I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him. I mean, he acts like a complete badass before he hits the plant then he squeals like a whimpering child when it actually happens.
What did you really expect?
This video may be hard to watch for the squeamish. Press play at your own discretion.
Have you ever wondered what your name would be if you were a sloth?
According to the site, “the real sloth in you comes out when you are being super chill, or maybe sleeping.”
Just enter your real name on the page and the generator will find a name that will match your “sloth identity”. (Mine is “Cuddles The F**king Straggler”)
And I guess this is what I’ll look like too.