In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Bruno Mars kills it on SNL and Justin Timberlake didn’t invite N*Sync members Joey Fatone or Lance Bass to this wedding.
HIT: Bruno Mars on SNL
Unless you’re Justin Timberlake, having a musical guest also double as a host is a very risky move. Luckily, the writers were on their game this weekend as Bruno Mars capitalized on his singing skills in the Pandora sketch. Unfortunately, that sketch isn’t available online because of multiple copyrights attached the songs he sang (including Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend). If you do find it, treasure that moment forever. It’s a pretty great.
MISS: Justin Timberlake reportedly banned one half of N*Sync from his wedding
Speaking of Justin Timberlake, Celebs like Jimmy Fallon and Andy Samburg were just two out of 100 wedding guests at his wedding in Italy. You know who wasn’t there? Lance Bass and Joey Fantone. According to Us Weekly fodder, “Justin hates Lance now.” Well, you know what Timberlake? Boo you for not wanting the greatest boy band in the world in reunite. BOO YOU (as in displeasure, not in a ghoulish scream)!
HIT: Armie Hammer is a prince in real life
Armie Hammer can now join the “Celebrities can be heroes, too” club after helping a car crash victim in L.A. According to model Leeann Tweeden (who can join the club, too because she also helped), Hammer helped an old lady out of her smashed-up car during rush hour. What rare breed Hammer is: his charming face matches his thoughtful personality.
MISS: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke Read more…
Seeing as how the famous-for-not-doing-anything celebrity Kim Kardashian has a billion followers on Twitter, it’s not surprising that famous people would give their two cents on her recent divorce.
Rapper and entrepreneur Russell Simmons tweeted: “I hope the best for my friend Kim Kardashian and wish she finds peace and happiness.
DJ and Lindsay Lohan’s former lesbo lover Samantha Ronson tweeted: “Wait, so it was a real wedding?”
Douchebag of the century Spencer Pratt tweeted: “WIll Kim Kardashian make more money from the wedding storyline or the divorce? #hustler”
Outspoken comedian Kathy Griffin tweeted: “Ugh! Gay couples like Kim K and Kris H ruining the sanctity of marriage is the problem w the radical homosexual agenda – oh wait, oops 
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While it’s rude to bask in another person’s misery, whether the so-called misery is a publicity stunt or not, reading Kim K tweets has been today’s highlight. Keep ‘em coming, folks!
As if Reality TV isn’t enough!
Although the show was taken off the air last summer, it has been rumoured that The Hills‘ executive producer, Adam DiVello, had hopes for turning the reality show into a feature film following its last episode, but the cast wished to take a break from the show all together.
“We were kind of all just so fed up with each other that we all needed a little break,” The Hills‘ star Audrina Partridge told Ryan Seacrest in a recent interview on his radio show. But not all hope is lost! ”We’ve all had our break. Maybe we’ll all come back together and do a movie,” she continued.
Seeing as how the show was already scripted to begin with, a movie filled with never-ending drama and Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Brody Jenner, the Pratt siblings, Lauren Bosworth, and Heidi Montag could actually have some potential as a source of entertainment. We can’t wait to see if our wish, and DiVello’s, actually comes true!
Would you want to see a movie version of The Hills?
It’s never right to take pleasure in someone else’s misfortune – unless it’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. It turns out these classless fame whores are out of money and living at Spencer’s parents house – YES!
They told The Daily Beast their plan for fame and world domination didn’t work out as planned. Spencer says, “Reality TV is not a career.” Also they were spending money they didn’t really have. Anything they had they spent – like spending $2 Million on Heidi’s singing career.
“I probably spent a million dollars on suits and fancy clothes,” Spencer says. “My whole million-dollar wardrobe—I would never wear that again. They’re props. Everything we were doing, we were buying props.”
We are glad the truth has finally come out. This couple is just con artists looking to manipulate the media and people. It’s nice to see the truth finally come out.
In investing there is the concept of R.O.I. – Return On Investment. If you spend $2 Million on a singing career and have nothing to show for it except embarrassment, that’s a poor R.O.I. Which now leads us to Heidi Montag.
RadarOnline reports the former reality star invested $2 Million in her singing career, but of course that was a flop. ”I spent $2 million on my music career, and it didn’t happen for me, and now I have this opportunity,” Montag said.
However thanks to her husband Spencer Pratt, she has a second chance.
“Spencer is going into the studio with Waka Flocka Flame, and I requested that his mother Deb Antney meet with me and manage me, because she is just fabulous,” she said. Antney currently works with top stars, including Nicki Minaj and Gucci Mane, through her Atlanta-based company, Mizay Entertainment.
“I’ve never been able to be the true Heidi, and now that I am not working on ‘The Hills,’ I can really focus on this.”
Fantastic and good on her for taking a second run at the whole singing thing. Besides, it can’t be any worse than this:
Just when you thought The Hills star Spencer Pratt could not be more insane, PerezHilton.com reports that he is now an aspiring rap musician.
The “actor” who displayed his absolute craziness on The Hills with his obsession with “healing crystals” and his abominable temper is taking a stab at rap. Perhaps he is trying to make up for his wife’s failed attempt at a singing career. The desperation of that couple has reached a new low. The single is called “Chicken Wing”.
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Well there is no doubt now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back together. The young couple were caught smooching at Heidi’s 24th birthday party in Santa Barbara.
TMZ reports that the couple were very visibly kissing and holding hands. Heidi also proudly showed off her wedding ring.
Can’t these two morons just go away already?
TMZ is reporting that everyone’s favourite sane and normal celebrity couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, may be back together. The pair was spotted together at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in California this past weekend.
Maybe Spencer is just really passionate about curing breast cancer? We know how much he loves boobies…
Pratt is fresh off of his arrest in Costa Rica, where he was booked for possession of an illegal firearm. According to Spence himself, he spent his Costa Rican getaway “living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person.”
Avon walk or not, Heidi maintains that she’s divorcing Spencer. Judging by Pratt’s new look, the documentation will cite “husband became totally insane werewolf-man” as the cause for dissolution.
Personally, we think their different types of crazy compliment each other. Sort your stuff out and pop out some babies already! Speidi forever y’all!
Do you think Heidi’s taken Spencer back?
TMZ reports that Spencer Pratt’s people have contacted the website claiming Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica at the airport for illegal possession of a firearm.
Spencer’s people tell TMZ that he was leaving the country when he was busted for felony possession. He was later booked and processed, but released after turning over the weapon and signing a confession. None of these details have yet to be confirmed.
Pratt issued the following statement:
“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”
Well if this is true, too bad they didn’t throw him in jail for a couple of years. At least then the world would be hidden from his stupidity, and Pratt could become some guy’s bride in jail.
Looks like Spencer Pratt actually does have some homemade adult videos after all – though there’s (thankfully) no Speidi appearance.
TMZ reports that “The Hills” star has allegedly stolen another sex tape from playboy playmate Karissa Shannon’s home. Shannon, who made the video with boyfriend Sam Jones, is understandably pretty upset about the whole thing. In fact, she’s threatening some pretty heavy legal action if Pratt doesn’t cease and desist immediately.
This isn’t the first time that Karissa has accused Spencer of stealing a sexy tape from her Malibu home. We reported last month that Spencer had “accidentally” picked up Karissa’s camera during a visit – which just so happened to be loaded with footage from her ‘intimate experience’ with Pratt’s now ex-wife, Heidi Montag. What a perfectly unsuspicious coincidence!
So let this be a warning to the hot blonde ladies of the world: if you know Spencer Pratt, don’t invite him over and leave your sex tapes kicking around for his sticky fingers to find. Or you could put them within arm’s reach and then sue the beard off his face when he finds them. Hmm…actually…Karissa may be on to something here.
What do you think? Did Spencer actually manage to steal yet another sex tape from Karissa Shannon, or is this just another car to add to the S-Pratt crazy train?
What was considered the most anticipated sex tape of the year will not be making it to a DVD player or computer screen near you anytime soon. TMZ reports that negotiations between Heidi and Spencer and Vivid Entertainment have broken off.
Sources close to the situation say Spencer’s people sent a letter to Steve Hirsch, Vivid Entertainment’s president, saying “Heidi’s made it very clear that she is not interested in releasing any tapes” … adding, “It looks like she pulled the kill switch.”
The letter also explains, “Spencer’s not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she’s so vehemently against.”
However Spencer’s rep told Hirsch that he “thought $5 million would be enough to convince her, but now [Heidi] is saying she’ll bring out the legal team if he persists.”
What a classy bunch of people! And did anybody really want to see Heidi and Spencer bang? Well maybe we wouldn’t mind seeing Heidi.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag might have been off The Hills before it even ended, but their drama continues off-screen. The recent sex tape scandal has a new player involved, Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon, reports RadarOnline.
Shannon claims that Spencer stole her video camera—the camera used to record a sex tape with herself and Heidi. “There is a sex tape of me and Heidi,” said Shannon. “It’s just me and Heidi, that’s it.”
Fair warning, Shannon was promoting her new milkshake when she was quoted and may have been just seeking some attention. However, she still claims it’s real but, according to her, the tape doesn’t belong to Spencer and he shouldn’t have any right to release it.
“Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and [Spencer] came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” she said. “Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”
What do you think? Is there actually a tape of Heidi Montag and Karissa Shannon, or is the playmate just using this to bring all the boys to the yard… to get some milkshakes?
A paparazzi spotted the couple in Costa Rica on Sunday with a video camera. The two scrambled to separate once they were spotted by the video camera.
Spencer told TMZ that the two were in Costa Rica together so Heidi could turn over the dogs to Spencer, and that Heidi wants nothing to do with him.
Seriously, is that the best lie you can come up with? The only reason you fly all the way to Costa Rica is to turn over the dogs? Wouldn’t it be easier to do a trade like that in the parking lot of a Walmart? We think their scam maybe over! And it’s about f*cking time!
Heidi Montag denies there exists a sex tape between her and Spencer Pratt. Friends of Montag spoke to RadarOnline to deny the allegations.
“Heidi’s really p—ed off,” the couple’s pal Cougar Zank told RadarOnline.com. “She denies there is a sex tap. She’s furious that Spencer would try and embarrass her like this.”
Cougar spoke to Vivid Entertainment President Steven Hirsch who confirmed Pratt visited him to discuss selling the tape.
Friend Jennifer Bunney told the site “She would never put out a sex tape of herself. She’s extremely religious and concentrated on getting her life to where she wants it to be.”
Speidi might be broken up for good but the memory of their relationship may be kept forever on the shelves of adoring fans in DVD form—but we’re not talking The Hills box set.
TMZ reports that Spencer Pratt has contacted Vivid Entertainment in hopes to sell what he claims to be in procession of: A Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag sex tape.
Steven Hirsch of Vivid confirmed to TMZ that Spencer is shopping the tape, saying “I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag,” continuing, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.”
Spencer has always been a loud mouth and when it comes to this alleged sex tape, he’s no different. Apparently he has told a friend that what’s on the tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”
Now that Heidi Montag has officially filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt, Pratt is desperate to stay in the spotlight.
RadarOnline.com has learned Pratt has approached MTV and has begged them to put him back on television, once they tire of “Jersey Shore.”
“I just want to be a reality superstar @MTV once these Shores boys are done,” Pratt Tweeted. ” I am on the bench coach ready to make ratings PLAYBOY SPENCE BACK”.
He also wrote that he doesn’t know how to live without a MTV script. ”I miss the sound stage. @mtv I need my script back. Don’t know how to live without producers guiding my storyline. I am lost without @mtv !”
Yes, Heidi Montag is changing more than just the look of her body; she’s shaking things up on the relationship front again and getting rid of Spencer Pratt for good.
After filing for separation a little over a month ago, Heidi is calling it quits completely. TMZ has learned that she filed for divorce in Santa Monica on Friday.
Heidi and Spencer were married in April of 2009 and together grew to be a powerful force in the reality television world. Speidi will soon cease to exist completely though, which raises the question: Were Heidi and Spencer only together for their roles on The Hills and the fame that came with portraying the infamous couple?
In the spirit of the 4th of July, PopEater and The Insider teamed up to find their audience’s favorite American. And it turns out to be Sandra Bullock.
With over 163,000 votes submitted, 63% of people chose Sandra Bullock. Other options for the favorite American included Angelina Jolie, Oprah, Kristen Stewart and Lady Gaga.
On the flip side, the audience was asked to cast their vote for the most embarrassing American. No surprise, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt won, garnering 37% of the votes. Other candidates included Jon Gosselin, John Mayer, Tiger Woods and Jesse James.
Heidi Montag has appeared at the Santa Monica Courthouse and has filed for legal separation against Spencer Pratt.
TMZ reports that Montag has listed irreconcilable differences as the reason for the separation.
TMZ notes that Heidi did not file for divorce but for a separation. The legal significance of legal separation is that her earnings will become her separate property from the date of separation.
The documents were apparently filed in her own handwriting without any assistance from a lawyer.
Time for your daily dose of Spencer Pratt’s crazy antics. Are you ready for this one?
According to sources quoted on PerezHilton Spencer Pratt has recently been trying to signal aliens. Pratt’s wife, Heidi Montag, has reportedly separated from him and currently lives with friend (and brief Hills star) Jennifer Bunney.
Perez Hilton’s sources claim that Pratt has also left the couple’s former Pacific Palisades home and that he was trying to make contact with extra terrestrial life forms.
“Spencer has moved out of their Pacific Palisades house… he’s no longer living there,” sources said. ”The few people left in his inner circle fear Spencer has lost his mind. He told me he was trying to signal aliens. Their house was filled with crystals and we’re not just talking about small tiny ones. They were everywhere, to the extent that Spencer actually owed $150,000 on two giant crystals he had delivered to their home. But one day when I came over, they were all gone… Spencer apparently couldn’t pay for them. Up until the split, neither spoke to their families. We were all surprised that Heidi has even been able to get away from him… Spencer is so far gone now, it’s almost like he’s on something… because if he’s not, he’s really gone crazy.”
We’re betting on the latter.
