All the other celebs have fragrances, so naturally, so should Jersey Shore’s Snooki. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has officially launcher her perfume, Snooki, eau de Parfum, which is now available on HSN.
We’re sure all the juice heads will be lathering it on top of their spray tans in no time. There’s no word on whether or not it smells as fake as her tan.
Sure, the packaging is tacky, complete with pink and purple leopard print and rine stones, but Snookie made a smart move by going on Funny or Die with a commercial. They did a pretty good job!
The video, The Scent of Snookie, features her eating a pickle, stealing champagne, and being seduced by lovesick man vying for her attention. The ending confirms that it is actually a product, for the many of you out there with doubts.
It’s good to see the girl knows how to make fun of herself. Watch the video below
According to Snooki, who gave a rather revealing interview with GQ, Mike a.k.a. The Situation is already broke after 5 seasons of the Jersey Shore. The Superficial posted a snippet of the interview. Note: Snooki began by telling GQ she wants to become a veterinarian (it’s never too late to give up on stripping!) hence the heart rate question.
GQ: Do you remember the ideal heart rate for a dog?
Snooki: 150. I would love to go back to school and get my vet tech license. I loved the teachers at my school, I’d go there. It’s small, they have a great vet tech program and it’s cheap.
GQ: But you have money now!
Snooki: I don’t care. My entire outfit is probably like 50 bucks total.
GQ: So what do you spend your money on?
Snooki: I save it. Jersey Shore is going to end soon. I’m not going to spend money like Mike [The Situation]. He’s already broke!
I guess tanning and buying shots at Karma every night really burns a hole in one’s pocket. Ways he could save money include cutting back on t-shirts — as if he wears one anymore! Also, rubbing Snooki and hoping she rubs off on him would also cut back on tanning costs.
Happy Halloween everyone! It’s that one day of the year where girls can dress slutty and get away with it. Unless you’re Kim Kardashian, Snooki or Lindsay Lohan – every day is Halloween for these girls.
There are some celebs (male and female) that really took the time to make a creative costume. We looked around the world wide web today and gathered some of our favourite finds.
Supermodel Heidi Klum – who always goes ALL OUT on Halloween – can still make a dead body look sexy.
Emma Stone was seen dressed as a mime.
Jersey Shore’s Snooki as a cat of some sorts.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted at the Playboy Mansion Halloween party dressed as a sexy morgue janitor.
Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy. This explains all the itching…
Rapper Ice-T dressed as Hannibal Lector. His wife went as a stripper.
Glee‘s Lea Michelle went as Natalie Portman in the Black Swan.
Lea’s costar Matthew Morrison dressed up as Roger Rabbit. How often do you see a grown man with his face painted?
Ian Somerhalder from the Vampire Diaries dressed as Captain Planet! The coolest cartoon show a kid could ever watch.
Gwen Stefani goes as Cinderella. Aww!
Well Snooki is getting an apology from the website that published an article reporting she was arrested for marijuana possession. It’s a lousy apology, but the whole situation is still pretty funny.
The site, MarijuanaMythbusters, printed a story with a headline reading: “Myth Busted: Snooki Not Arrested…Or Was She?” The site said,
“It seems as though our sources in Poughkeepsie, NY have pulled a practical joke on us. Apparently, Snooki was NOT arrested in Poughkeepsie, NY with 12 ounces of marijuana in her possession,” the site explained, after printing a story stating exactly that. “However there was some truth to the article in that possession of more than 8 ounces of marijuana in the state of New York is a felony. Sorry for not researching our stories in more detail, we simply assumed that Poughkeepsie Journal would have covered the story as we were under the impression it was true.”
Sounds like a heartfelt apology…..
Since rising to fame on MTV’s Jersey Shore, Snooki a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi has started her own line of slippers, sunglasses, flip-flops and now she’s trying to sell us an orange glow.
Snooki premiered her line of self-tanner in Nashville recently, and as you can see below, she clearly designed the bottles herself.
The bright, shiny, leopard-patterned bottle comes in three varieties: Ultra Dark Hot Bronzer, Ultra Dark Tan Maximizer and Ultra Dark Black Bronzer – whoa! If you were thinking about dressing up as an Oompa-Loompa for Halloween this year, the Black Bronzer would definitely come in handy!
A website is claiming Jersey Shore’s Snooki was arrested in New Jersey with a ton of marijuana. Snooki claims the story is a complete lie, and she is very pissed.
Here’s a small problem with the story – Snooki wasn’t even in New Jersey when the alleged arrest happened.
Snooki’s rep tells TMZ, “The report is 100% false. As Ms. Polizzi’s legal counsel is currently investigating this matter, we cannot comment any further except to assure the public and Ms. Polizzi’s fans that this story is a complete fabrication.”
The story is still developing.
Snooki tweeted a pic of her new body and she looks super skinny. Perhaps she’s too skinny?
It’s worrisome that Snooks has dropped a considerable amount of weight in such a short time span. Do you think she is working very hard on her body, or doing something dangerous to control her weight?
And do you think she looks better or worse?
Joe Jonas showed off his acting muscles on The Wendy Williams Show. Joe and Wendy reenacted a scene between The Situation and Snooki, with Joe playing The Situation and Wendy playing Snooki.
Joe was decked out in The Situation outfit, complete with the abs and the sunglasses.
To all of you competing on the X-Factor, Simon Cowell has revealed what he is really looking for in the winner – Snooki. Yes, Cowell told MTV News that Snooki from Jersey Shore has the “x-factor.”
Simon explained that during auditions, he was extremely excited to hit New Jersey to find the next Snooki, and he thinks Jersey Shore is an amazing show.
“I thought it was genius, absolute genius,” Cowell said of his initial reaction to the fist-pumping housemates. “And whether you like the show or not, these kids are suddenly big, big stars. They just make me laugh.”
And what about Snooki having the “x-factor?”
“She recently came in to meet some people from my company. I would say they were more starstruck by Snooki than anyone they’ve ever met in their lives,” he said. “I mean, they were genuinely thrilled. They were taking pictures with her.
“Yeah, so that was the reason why I came to New Jersey: I wanted to find the next Snooki.”
Simon, we thought you were looking for people with talent. Snooki doesn’t have talent except for being able to jam an entire cucumber down her throat.
Comedian Ian Lynch (from MTV Canada’s 1 Girl 5 Gays) breaks down the 9th episode of Jersey Shore Season 4. Snooki breaks up with her boyfriend, Deena finds out she isn’t pregnant, and the cast of Jersey Shore have a house party with some possible hookups.
Like her or not, Jersey Shore’s Snooki has been shedding some weight recently. And RadarOnline is reporting Snooki is telling her secrets.
Snooki credits the weight loss to diet aid Zantrex-3 Fat Burner, and also a careful exercise regime. Snooki claims to be hitting the gym with a personal trainer a few times a week.
According to Zantrex’s website, “we’re talking about rapid, sustained weight loss and extreme energy, finally together in one power-packed super pill… 5 times more weight loss than the leading ephedrine-based diet pill and all the energy you’ll ever want or need… day or night.”
Comedian Ian Lynch (from MTV Canada’s 1 Girl 5 Gays) breaks down the 8th episode of Jersey Shore Season 4. Snooki gets out of jail after a car accident with the police, but things aren’t looking good wither her boyfriend Jionni.
On tonight’s episode of Jersey Shore, best friends Snooki and JWoww have a major clash.
The story is Snooki and her boyfriend Jionni have a fight in Florence, and Snooki goes chasing after him. JWoww attempts to calm her down, but it backfires.
“You’re acting like a f–king asshole” JWoww yells. “He’s running away from you!”
“You’re such a bitch,” Snooki growls, before JWoww screams back at her, “I am a bitch, but I’m giving you a f–king reality check!”
“I hate you!” Snooki erupts before storming off. Soon enough, Snooki is seen lying in the street screaming, sobbing and trying to stand up.
You can see the video preview here.
Comedian Ian Lynch (from MTV Canada’s 1 Girl 5 Gays) breaks down the 7th episode of Jersey Shore Season 4. Ian provides commentary of Deena and Snooki hooking up, and Snooki’s car accident with the Italian police.
Obscene Jeans is claiming Jersey Shore’s Snooki, Jwoww, Deena and Sammi are all endorsing their jeans. However Snooki says she has nothing to do with them.
In a press release issued Monday, Obscene says they have a deal with Celeb Branding, LLC to “outfit the female cast members of ‘Jersey Shore’ in its hottest new fashions.” The statement mentions Snooki, Jwoww, Deena and Sammi by name.
Snooki’s rep tells TMZ, “The inclusion of Ms. Polizzi’s name in the announcement was unauthorized. Ms. Polizzi has never been approached by the company.”
Do you think Obscene is trying to pull a fast one and piggy back on Jersey Shore’s fame? Or is Snooki and crew having second thoughts?
Comedian Ian Lynch (from MTV Canada’s 1 Girl 5 Gays) breaks down the 6th episode of Jersey Shore Season 4. Ian provides some hilarious commentary about The Situation’s recovery, and Snooki getting chastised by a Priest.
Snooki is adamant that God is a fan of her chest, despite what an Italian priest said. Her defense is she’s flaunting what God gave her.
In tonight’s episode, a priest asks her to cover up as she walks by a church.
“The priest was like, ‘Cover up when you come to my church,’” Snooki said. “Or, he basically just called me a whore.”
Snooki continues.
“In my church they’d be like, ‘Oh, nice outfit!’” the Oompa Loompa said. “God likes my tits! God made my tits.”
We look forward to watching this tonight!
As we reported earlier, Snooki had her dream come true and became a news anchor for the day. However, CNN’s Anderson Cooper isn’t liking Snooki taking over his turf.
“I for one am not at all surprised to see that Snooki counts anchoring the news among her myriad talents,” Cooper said, before mocking her coverage of global warming and aliens. After replaying a clip of Snooki talking about Hurricane Irene knocking out power for her TV, phone and computer, he turned to the camera, put on a pair of glasses and said, “Oh believe me, Snooki, I know what it’s like to be powerless. Powerless against your charms.”
He also said the major networks lost a huge opportunity by not using Snooki as an anchor. The full clip is below:
We apoogize for overloading you with Snooki news and highlights, but this girl never ceases to amaze us. Snooki was on Jay Leno last night where she explained DTF (Down To F**K).
Watching her explain DTF to Jay Leno and Jeff Bridges was like watching her explain it to her Dad (who ironically was also in the audience). Snooki also brought some spectacular gifts for Jay and Jeff.
One of Snooki’s life long dreams has come true. And no it’s not a GTL gang bang. Snooki had the opportunity to be a news anchor.
Cambio had Snooki do the news, where she spoke about Hurricane Irene and Beyone’s new baby.
“There are some stories coming out in the news and I have some serious opinions on them.” Snooki explains. “I’ve always wanted to be an anchor woman and, hello, I look hot doing it.”
Her thoughts on Irene? She’s devastated that the people of the East coast have been left powerless — they can’t straighten or blow dry their hair and they can’t even update their Twitter or Facebook status.
Thoughts on Beyonce’s recent baby news? “I really think [Beyonce's] going to have a really cute baby — tan obviously,” Snooki says.
Well done Snooki.
