Sloths and cats own the internet. The amount of memes surrounding these two cute, furry animals come in buckets, and it seems like we can’t get away from them.
Sloths are the most gifable, filmable, photogenic animals out there clearly – either that or Kristin Bell started a craze with her sloth obsession.
Thank you Kristin Bell for bombarding the internet with sloth lovers.
I may never understand the hype about cats and sloths, but what I do get is that memes are unfairly clever and highly addictive. I can assure you if you find the sassy sloth meme, you will be laughing for an hour instead of doing what you are supposed to be doing.
Without further ado,
26 Sassy Sloths for your viewing pleasure
All this sloth wants to do is snuggle and love this cat, but the cat isn’t having it. It’s pretty much the beginning of every rom-com you see nowadays! I’m just waiting for another animal to appear (here’s to hoping it’s a goat to keep with our internet animal theme), who will subtly win the heart of our sloth hero. Let’s make this movie happen!
Because every now and again, your pet wants to show their appreciation.
1. Goat
2. Sharks
3. pufferfish
4. Hedgehog
5. Hamster
6. Lamb Read more…
Eat your heart out Kristen Bell. This is more than your average sloth. This is a BABY sloth in a bucket, and I can guarantee you have never seen anything cuter.
Can I have him? Like, can I take him home and snuggle with him? No? Thats creepy? Fine.
We already know that Tumblr is this weird yet magical place. It’s a place that continues to surprise, mystify and teach us. It’s also a place that takes its fandoms seriously and it kind of gets a little weird.
Case in point: this is what you get when you Google “Tumblr” and “Sloths.” Yeah, the Tumblr sloth fandom balls so hard.
1. Astronaut Sloth
To replace astronaut Mike Dexter, the man of your dreams.
2. Dolphin Sloths
3. One Direction Sloths
Do you ever wonder what you animal you would be if you were to be in the next life? Maybe a playful dog, spending your day chasing any animal that dares to come onto your territory. How about a cat that just lays around, being admired by your owners over how cute you are? Or a sloth, where you literally sleep and it’s acceptable because, well, you’re a sloth. Aren’t you curious to see what you might be? Take the quiz down below, and see what you might be if you are to be born as an animal in the next life!
Man, it must be so good being a sloth.
First, you can get Kristen Bell to cry because you’re actually just that cute, then you can make hearts all over the world melt just by sitting in a bucket with some of your friends.
Now, CC the Sloth from the Staten Island Zoo gets her make-up done before her appearance on The Today Show. Just look at her being so goddamn cute in that chair and knowing that everyone is in love with her. It’s like, “Yeah, you fawn over me. I know I’m that cute! Huzzah!”
Okay, so if we do reincarnate when we die, can I just be a sloth? Please? Pleassssssssse?!
Brace yourselves, folks. Because this video might just make you cry.
In what appears to be a mock Public Service Announcement geared to hit us right in the feels, this video features some adorable sloths in a bucket BEGGING to be rescued by us. Surely, it can’t help that Sarah Mclachlan is playing in the background. Because right now, I’m actually bawling my eyes out watching this video.
MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!! I just have way too many feelings right now.
In yet more sloth news, Matty the baby sloth may just be a lady killer in the making — the romantic kind, not the serial killer kind.
Matty, a resident of a sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica, handed his handler a flower which obviously melted the hearts of sloth lovers everywhere. Cue Kristen Bell:
There’s no doubt that Matty will be the sanctuary’s resident Casanova with adorable moves like those. His female friends will probably be chasing after his little heart, even if it takes a while to get there.
Dun dun dun dun…dun dun dun duuuuun… An epic battle between Sloth and the camera. I think it’s clear who won. Whoever scored this video.
Did you know that on average a sloth can move about 3-feet per minute, and that some sloths appear green because they have algae on their fur, which provides them with camouflage? Well, now you know thanks to zefrank1′s latest youtube video “True facts about sloths.” The hilarious 2 minute video features facts on 2- toed sloths versus 3 toed sloths, and the fact that they have razor sharp claws that would be the worlds deadliest predator “but only if the world slowed way the f*** down,” says zefrank1·.
In the fine words of zefrank1, “If you’re having a stressed out day, think of the sloth, they don’t do s*** and they haven’t gotten extinct. I’m sure you can afford to take a nap.”
Watch it here:
Sloth-loving Kristen Bell revealed another one of her obsessions to Jimmy Kimmel: The Hunger Games. For Bell, it’s the prize-winning piece of literature that will define our century. No really, she said “this is the piece of literature that in a hundred years we’ll look back on and it will be the best thing we’ve ever written.” Bell even had a Hunger Games-themed birthday party about a month ago and dressed up as Katniss.
Although she tried to convince her lit-snob husband Dax Shepard to read it, he wasn’t interested, especially after the couple ran into a 12-year-old Hunger Games superfan at the airport and he realized it’s a teen book. Still, Shepard allowed his wife to read him the book in a span of three weeks and she even did the voices for him. And of course (drumroll) he loved it.
Have you ever wondered what your name would be if you were a sloth?
Ever since Kristen Bell ‘s breakdown over her excitement of getting to meet one of these hairy, slow-moving creatures, now you can find your ‘inner sloth’ here.
According to the site, “the real sloth in you comes out when you are being super chill, or maybe sleeping.”
Just enter your real name on the page and the generator will find a name that will match your “sloth identity”. (Mine is “Cuddles The F**king Straggler”)
And I guess this is what I’ll look like too.
This is one of the most enticing interviews we’ve seen Larry King do in a long time. As we all know, CNN recently severed ties with Larry King and he’s looking for a new gig. In Larry’s would-be Animal KINGdumb KINGdom — a shoe-in program for Animal Planet — he asks animals the tough questions you want to know.
King asks a very unresponsive sloth whether he’s experienced a double standard in film and whether War Horse should have been called War Sloth. Then, he asks a tortoise when he first became sexually active.
The show looks promising, don’t you think? But really, I never realized King was so funny. If you’re teamed up with Jimmy Kimmel I suppose you’re bound to be.
Remember that hilarious interview Kristen Bell gave Ellen about her sloth encounter? We posted the original interview a few weeks ago.
The interview was a viral hit (8 million views) on YouTube and Ellen too can’t get enough of it. That’s why she decided to air this auto-tuned version of Kristen’s interview, featuring some audience members dancing along.
“Next time my back goes out again, that’s my new dance move!” Ellen joked.
The T-Pain inspired song was created by the Gregory Brothers. Take a look:
