

Warning, if you’re behind on your March viral videos they will all be SPOILED with this one, four minute viral video. The Fine Brothers continue their quest to spoil everything in the world with 50 YouTube viral videos from March 2012.
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Sometimes I’m a troubled sleeper. If I have too many things on my mind, I stay up and watch good-bad sitcoms on TV. That’s why I envy this kids ability to fall asleep anywhere, including while skiing.
Man, if I could sleep upright I’d take a quick catnap whenever I had a spare minute — while I’m waiting for the bus or in lineups — it would save so much time.
The only time I ever went skiing was a terrifying affair. I was a master on the levelled bunny hills, but the deceivingly named “family hill” was my kryptonite. No one told me how to zig and zag, how to turn, or even how to stop. This is because I had no lesson other than “GO!” Much to my chagrin, I nearly fell to my death off a rocky cliff while snow caked up my jacket. Thankfully, a pair of eight-year-olds expertly glided over to help me up.
I digress. My point is, this fourth grader’s courage is enough to make me try my inexpert hand at skiing once again. It’s her very first ski jump and you can tell she’s afraid, but she manages to pull through and she’s rightfully proud at the end.
Heather Mills has left a hospital after receiving treatment for a shoulder injury she sustained during a skiing accident in Austria, Access Hollywood reports.
Best known as Paul McCartney’s ex-wife, Mills crashed on the Moelltaler glacier Wednesday and was flown by helicopter to a hospital in the southern city of Lienz. She was diagnosed with a fractured right shoulder blade.
She is expected to make a full recovery and was released midmorning Thursday. Mills, who uses a prosthetic leg, recently bought a house in southern Austria and is training there for the 2014 Paralympic Winter Games..
Mills said she crashed into a plastic pole that had turned as hard as steel due to the cold.
“That’s skiing, you know,” Mills said. Uh, I’m pretty sure ramming into a pole isn’t part of the sport.
Mills, a former model, married ex-Beatle McCartney in 2002. They divorced in 2008.
This is nice and all that she’s recovering, but my question is: why was a woman with one leg skiing? Seriously – that spells a recipe for disaster. What if her leg popped off! She must be quite the athlete to be able to balance on her one leg – I can’t even ski with both my legs.
