You have to hand it to this guy who puts himself through personal embarrassment just to get a rise out of unknowing pedestrians passing by on the street. He’s just trying to get his morning exercise with his shake weights but it looks a lot like he’s doing so-called “mood gestures.” Ie. the guy is masturbating, stroking the salami, pounding the old pud, practising for the big game, aiming a tennis ball against the big wall (I’m just awkwardly stealing from American Pie now).

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