There’s a debate going on in our ANDPOP office: Is it inspiring or depressing that this dude’s crush is going to sleep with him after he got one million Facebook likes? Norway’s Petter Kverneng, 20, made a deal with his 19-year-old crush that he’s known since high school that if he got one million people to like the photo above on Facebook then she’d sleep with him.
The two friends were hanging out with a group when the conversation shifted to those two young girls who got their parents to buy them a dog after getting one million Facebook likes. They started brainstorming ideas of things they’d do in similar circumstances and they eventually settled on sex.
What started as a joke resulted in more than a million likes in 18 hours. Kverneng told the media: “It began as a joke, but now we’ll take it seriously… We must of course keep what we promise.” Of COURSE he’d say that.
The whole thing reflects how quickly things can go viral on the Internet. While it’s pretty dexterous of him to make the deal, I think it’s kind of depressing that they’d leave their sex lives in the dangerous hands of Internet trolls.
It’s hard to fight crime when you’ve got sex on the brain. If Bruce Wayne thought a little harder about Miranda’s betrayal at the end of The Dark Knight Rises, you’d think he’d be hurt. Turns out, he would just want to go at it with her ALL NIGHT over again (bam chika wow).
In this sketch by CollegeHumor, Batman Badman is about to take down the evil Bane when Miranda swoops in and stabs him. Instead of getting a couple minutes for her closing monologue, they engage in an awkward conversation about their sexual history. Superheroes can be confused to, you know?
Here are five texting fails to make you feel a bit better about whatever embarrassing text you last sent out. We also noted the offending words so you can be extra careful to spell check those doozies. [Source]
Porn = Open
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In surprisingly unsurprising news of the day, Kesha revealed to Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM she recently had a trippy supernatural encounter. A sexual encounter.
Instead of warding off the ghost with mint leaves and energy-flowing crystals, the “Tik Tok” singer apparently had sex with the invisible force. She said: “I also have this song called “Supernatural.” It’s about experiences with the supernatural … but in a sexy way … I had a couple experiences with the supernatural … I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
You can listen to a preview of the song below. Her new album Warrior will be out on Nov. 30. We also narrowed down some candidates of possible ghosts Kesha had sex with:
Casper’s brothers
Patrick Swayze in Ghost
Slimer in Ghostbusters
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According to TMZ a private sex video starring pop singer Dev is being shopped around to various media outlets. Apparently she recorded herself doing the dirty with an unidentified male gentleman a while back, and we know all this thanks to TMZ. (Though, we’re not REALLY thanking them because it kinda sucks for Dev.)
According to TMZ the footage shows the singer and an unidentifiable male ex. She told TMZ: “My boyfriend at the time and I were young and having fun, it was a long time ago.” She added: “I am now a mom and engaged and have more important things to think about then someone trying to embarrass me.”
Dev issued a cease and desist letter to media outlets to dissuade them from purchasing the material. If they do, she might need to take it to court!
Our thoughts? You really can’t do anything private in Hollywood these days without it going viral, especially when there’s cash to be made. The sad but unfortunate truth — and this stands for everyone — is that if you think you’d be embarrassed by a photo or video, you shouldn’t be part of it. Next thing you know a photo of you guzzling cheap beer through a funnel or making “duck face” while doing the Dougie will end up on Facebook, or if you’re a celebrity on a gossip site.
Chinese villagers in Xi’an were excited to find what they thought was a rare new mushroom, never before found in history. They thought the landmark discovery warranted a call to their local TV station to try to identify the new species.
Ye, the young reporter, remarks: ”As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you’ll find mushroom heads.” They handle the fungus very carefully, even putting it in water for preservation.
However, soon after the report aired it was easily identified as a SEX TOY, with a fake vagina on one end and a fake anus on the other — otherwise known as a fleshlight. Then everyone went “OMG MY EYES” and burst into flames.
Well not really, but the TV show issued an apology later on the website: ”Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on,” the open letter said. ”As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!”
Okay. We figure you, because it pretty much made us burst into awkward giggle fits (we’re so mature).
Watch it here:
And that is the sound of Rihanna and Katy Perry lovers cheering around the world. In an interview with Wild 94.9, Perry revealed that she is not recording with Rihanna but that they’re going to have sex.
Okay, it was just a passing comment but Perry revealed muchos amazingness in the interview. Perry also told DJ Nessa all about how to get super close to your significant other (surviving a night of food poisoning) and demonstrated twerking. But (duh) Perry is a good question so she refused to answer most of the other questions about threesomes and having sex in dirty places.
Perry’s movie Part of Me will be out on July 5.
Watch the interview here:
Strict rules: there’s NO SEX ALLOWED on tour for the guys of One Direction… though this is all according to a British tabloid so don’t take the news too seriously. There’s a strong chance it’s total garbage and that the long hours you’ve spent holding a cheeky sign outside their hotel rooms aren’t completely wasted — though come on, don’t you have homework to do?
While I appreciate the record execs determination to keep them focused, that’s kind of like saying: “Hey guys, there are so many great cupcakes to choose from, but you can’t have any right now because you’re on a diet.”
The tabloid also claims the member to be most upset by the rule is none other than residential blondie Niall Horan. According to a “source close to Niall” (always legitimate): “He’s raging about it — all the lads are. Four of them are single and they’ve been told to stay that way as it appeals to their American teen fans. Niall is fighting off the women with his Irish accent and good looks so he’s having to live like a monk.”
Harry Styles also has some thoughts on the rule apparently: “He’s come out of a relationship and wants to enjoy his freedom. But he’s having to behave himself and keep the women at arm’s length…And the worst thing is the American girls are literally throwing themselves at them so there is so much temptation in their way.”
Nothing says “that was really special” like giving the girl you just slept with an autographed baseball. Apparently, that’s Derek Jeter’s way of showing his gratitude for sex.
According to the New York Post, Derek Jeter “is bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad — and then coldly sending them home alone with gift baskets of autographed memorabilia.”
Imagine this ladies: after an incredibly charming date with one of the richest athletes still playing, you do the walk of shame holding a gift basket of Derek Jeter swag. The only thing missing is an “I banged Derek Jeter” t-shirt.
To add to the hilarity of this story, Jeter accidentally pulled the trick on the same girl twice. The source from the article says ”he basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”
When you consider the risks of sleeping with a professional athlete, there are worse things they could give you. For example, herpes is never a good parting gift. Furthermore, I don’t think I would mind if a date left me with an adult loot bag containing thousands of dollars worth of collectables.
Not the classiest move in the world; however, the girls sleeping with Jeter probably aren’t expecting a relationship. After all, the last woman to land Jeter was Minka Kelly.
Louis Vuitton is a major fashion label known for designing luggage and appearing in Kanye West lyrics. Hoping to add a little more variety to their brand, the label is now selling its own condoms.
Vuitton doesn’t have to worry about any competitors in this field. It is the first big fashion line to dabble in condom design. As you can see from the photo, the wrapper will come in the signature LV logo and colours.
Designed by Irakli Kiziria, an architect from the country of Georgia, (he doesn’t work for the Louis Vuitton company), the condom will sell for $68, according to its website.
It’s priced awfully high for those desperately trying to get laid, but you can’t put a price on contraception, can you? And, if you end up taking Paris Hilton home (or a cheaper version), she’ll most likely be impressed.
Some celebrities are known to splurge on cars, costumes or even cocaine. Who knew Rihanna likes to drop mad cheddar on raunchy toys?
Actually, this should be no surprise since she is constantly seen performing on stage as if she’s a stripper by night and a call girl by late, late night.
The 23-year-old can be heard in the song S&M singing the line “Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it, sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.”
In a Parisian sex shop called Lovestore last week, Rihanna bought some items that “excite” her, including toys, scented candles, graphic books and handcuffs.
A source told the Sun ”she knew exactly what she was after and didn’t want any assistance picking out items.” Yep, sounds like the Rihanna we all know and love.
Parents with 15-year-old kids that worship Rihanna may feel uncomfortable knowing the pop-star spends her time off in bed rolling around with things that go bump in the night, but many high school sex-ed teachers will agree that this is perfectly normal and healthy for any woman in her early twenties.
Again, many young stars would gravitate towards coke, guns and cars so if Rihanna really wants to light some candles and handcuff herself to the bed post, while watching a naughty film, let her!
A $1,000,000 offer has been made for Tupac’s sex tape, but it’s just for the music in the background.
TMZ is reporting the CEO of NOHO (the anti-hangover drink) has made the bid for the music, and he hasn’t even heard the track yet. He intends to make the track the official song of NOHO.
Does an unreleased Tupac track want to make you buy NOHO?
I fear I have underestimated Justin Bieber. The man-boy and current king of the universe is apparently (for lack of a better word) “tapping that.”
According Oceanup.com the two pop-stars are sharing a room on Justin’s South American tour. There’s no doubt in my mind, given the scenario, Justin must be the king of negotiating. He either somehow convinced his mother that this was a good idea or he’s got her under some human-ATM, money based hypnosis. Regardless of the semantics, he just gained another ten points in my books. Thus, his crafty Jedi mind tricks, super dates and visits to five star hotels make him a serious under-cover brother. Well done young Jedi, well done.
A sex tape from 1991 featuring Tupac has suddenly surfaced. The video shows Tupac rapping to a group of people as he is blown by a woman.
TMZ reports the video starts off with a bunch of groupies in a room at a house party. Tupac walks in with his pants around his ankles and without a shirt.
A woman begins giving him oral sex while he raps an unreleased song.
As the tape ends, it looks like Tupac is getting ready to have sex with the woman.
The man who owns the tape is looking to sell it.
In a desperate attempt to try and lure chronic masturbators to veganism, PETA is going to start-up “peta.xxx”. The lovely people, who spray-paint old ladies for a living, believe it will help spread their message. According to an interview with The Associated Press, PETA spokesperson Lindsay Rajt thinks “a pornographic site will allow PETA to reach a broader audience”. I think it’s a perfect way to get cyber-pervs to stop eating meat, and instead, spend more time with their sex doll that looks like Alicia Silverstone. Most reports are saying the site will feature “tantalizing” photos and videos. It seems this is an extension of the “I’d rather be naked” campaign where celebrities take nearly nude photos to try and convince more people to eat salad. I’m not sure how “tantalizing” vegetarian porn stars can be but I do have some serious logistical concerns about the whole not eating meat thing. My only concern is some lunatic is going to hold a bunch of baby seals hostage until he sees Ke$ha’s beaver.
Austin Butler was caught unsuccessfully trying to perform, what we here at andPOP call, “The Houdini.” In a not so sneaky attempt, Hudgens’ new piece tried to escape while she was probably pre-occupied dreaming about her newest line of acne cleanser. If there is any doubt why Austin spent the night, we’d like to be the first outlet to speculate he spent the night on Charlie’s old “St. Cloud”. Dude clearly just rolled out of Zack Effron’s side of the bed and tried to tiptoe past her endless supply of Neutrogena before getting sucked into going for breakfast. You can tell by the look on his face, Austin, desperately wants to get out of there before anyone realizes he’s wearing the same clothes from last night and smells like the “iT Perfume” Hudgens endorses. Unfortunately the paparazzi caught him sneaking out, but because it’s Vanessa Hudgens, this “Walk Of Shame” gets upgraded to a “power-walk of awesome.”
Props to www.oceanup.com for the photos
The secret is out – Beyoncé and Jay-Z are having a baby girl. Mediatakeout.com says a trusted source has confirmed this.
Additionally, Beyoncé’s sister Solange confirmed to an interviewer during Fashion Week that music’s top couple do know the sex of the baby.
Anybody have ideas for baby names?
You would assume Kim Kardashian would be trying to buy her sex tape from Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, but Steve insists it’s not her.
Steve tells TMZ, “It made sense the entire time it would be Kim, but it appears it’s not.”
Steve also says the potential buyer is still a few million dollars shy of his $30 Million asking price. If the deal goes through, the buyer will reveal his or her identity, and explain their reasoning for wanting the tape.
This is a really weird story. Who would want this tape except for the Kardashian clan?
MediaTakeOut is reporting they have been offered a sex tape between Rihanna and rapper J Cole.
The website reports they were sent screenshots of the tape, which showed a woman similar to Rihanna “involved” with a man resembling J Cole.
We don’t buy this story. What do you think?
MediaTakeOut is reporting Lil Wayne hooked up with a 16 year old girl in Montreal after his concert. The site says the two met up at an after party.
The site also says the girl’s name is Sarah, and she took a bus from Ottawa to see him perform in Montreal.
In a video posted online, “Sarah” as she refers to herself, says the MTO story is bogus.
“First of all, I did not take the bus to Montreal, I took a car – that just goes to show you how legit your source of information is,” she fires back. “I did not go into his hotel room. I did not have sexual intercourse with him.”
Sarah does admit she was aboard Wayne’s bus, and she snapped some photos. “It’s a really big shame that the absolute best rapper alive may have had his reputation stained,” she adds in response to the allegations.
