First off I just want to say congratulations on your pregnancy. I wish you, Kanye, and baby Kimye all the best!
Now I know this is not the easiest time for you. I can’t speak from first hand experience what it is like to be pregnant (nor will I ever since I was not born with lady parts but that’s besides the point) but I have heard that being with child can do crazy things to your body. Plus you had that recent health scare which must have been really emotionally exhausting to go through.
Also, being technically married to Kris Humphries probably isn’t making your life any easier.
So here’s what I’m proposing: that you take a mental and sartorial time machine back to the time before Kanye and Kris happened to your life. Don’t get it twisted! I’m not saying you need to physically go back in time before you were pregnant. However I think for your mental health you need to go back to a time before all that Kris drama, and then take your wardrobe back in time before Kanye’s stylist overhauled your closet.
I’m sure you’re enjoying going to Paris Fashion Week and hobnobbing with Jay-Z and Beyoncé, but I think it’s safe to say your wardrobe needs to be reset. Like I said in my article on celebrity fashion lines, “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” Kanye might elevate your Hollywood status, but he can’t help you fashion-wise since Anna Wintour still won’t let you attend the Met Ball (a.k.a. the fashion Oscars). Yeah you might be dressing a little more sophisticated and a lot less overtly sexy, but it just seems like a massive personality overhaul as well. Perhaps until Kanye becomes a full fledged and critically praised fashion designer, then you should take his advice.
So here are some evidence of your fashion WTFs since being Kanye-fied:
1. Peplum snake print (?!!) pants
3. Whatever this is:
Everyone gets a squeeze
During a press conference in Asia, a fan asked Justin Bieber for a hug. Since she was quite a distance away, he told everyone to do one big air hug! [ghostofyous]
Have a break, have a BritKat!
Nestle made limited edition BritKat bars. With all the British invasion going on in North America recently, these things would fly off the shelves. I wonder if they end up giving you an accent? [at0mic]
Newest member of royalty
Scott Lord Disick became a part of royalty in an authentic knighting ceremony (after obvi purchasing the title). He said, ”Becoming royal is going to give me the respect I deserve.” Can you take him seriously? [gottalovebeingafangirl]
I know fashion is all about taking the risks but sometimes I can’t help but wonder if certain celebrities own mirrors. Then again, it’s Hollywood, home of the crazies for the crazies! I’m all for strange fashions but some celebrity trends can be a bit scary (pointy black nails) or a little flashy (mirrored-cars). I guess it’s my job to keep you all in check and show you the top five worrisome trends in Hollywood. Proceed with caution.
1) Pointy black nails
Who: Rihanna, Lady Gaga
This beauty trend reminds me of The Wicked Witch of the West. Rihanna sported these black nails at the MET Gala on May 7 while wearing a Tom Ford black crocodile like skin dress. At least they can double as self defence weapons right?
2) Reflective cars
Who: Justin Bieber, Scott Disick
Like celebrities need to draw more attention to themselves when they go out. Right? Recently, stars like Justin Bieber and Scott Disick have decided to wrap their already expensive cars with chrome. Justin turned his Audi R8 into a mirror on wheels while Kim Kardashian tweeted from her sister’s baby daddies car “Who needs a mirror when I’m driving @scottdisick’s car!?!” You just know it’s a great trend when the Kardashians are also following it (did you get my sarcasm?).
3) Unbuttoned jeans Read more…
Just when we thought the Kardashian clan couldn’t get any bigger, Kourtney announces she’s pregnant with baby number two.
Kim’s little sister shared the exclusive story with US Magazine, which features her on the cover. Kourtney and her beau Scott Disick will give their son Mason who’s 2, a younger brother or sister by the summer time.
Kourtney tells US she’s nine weeks along and feels really confident.
“It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Scott tells US. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.”
I can’t think of the last time anybody other than a Kardashian was on the cover of People, US or National Enquirer. Kim recently was featured in Glamour Magazine and said she won’t be having any kids. Ever!
“Now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt,” she reveals. Well, Kim, looks like you’ll be an aunt to not one but two precious babies. How’s that for a fairytale life?
With Kim being the talk of the town after her quickie marriage with Khris Humphries went down the drain, the Kardashian family is looking to turn the spotlight on something else for a change.
Yesterday, reports came out about Scott Disick a few years ago before he got his girlfriend, Khloe Kardashian pregnant. Khloe is clearly pissed off the media doesn’t talk about her so much.
Now, Perez Hilton gets Kristin’s side of the story. The Hills’ reality star who was recently booted off Dancing with the Stars, claims it’s 100% not true.
I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week and with everything that’s going on for Kim, I feel like they’re trying to take the heat off her,” she says.
Kristin, who’s in an on-again off-again relationship with football player Jay Cutler, says these allegations really put a dent in their relationship.
“It’s really disrespectful to me and I’m in a committed relationship. It’s disrespectful to me and Jay and I think it just says a lot about their character.”
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I believe Kristin. Not only is Scott a creepy, unattractive guy with zero body hair or body fat, Scott and the Kardashian clan are the type to make up stuff for personal gain. In this case, they’re clearly trying to hush all the backlash Kim’s getting from her public divorce. Again, I don’t normally like or trust anyone that’s been on the Hills but this is an exception.
Paramedics paid a visit to the Kardashian household this weekend after Kourtney’s son, Mason, suffered a very serious allergic reaction.
Radar Online is reporting that an ambulance paid a visit to the home of Kourtney Kardashian and and daddy Scott Disick around 10pm on Friday night. After a few minutes of treating Mason within their home, the 11 month old was strapped to a gurney and driven to the hospital for further care.
Sources say that Scott “was terrified,” while Kourtney kept her cool. “[She] Was far more in control of the situation,” an onlooker noted.
Mason is allegedly allergic to peanuts, a very common food allergy among babies and children.
You did the right thing, Kourtney! There shouldn’t be any messing around with allergies and babies. They could be fatal in kids that young!