Just when you thought Tina Fey called it quits with Sarah Palin, she brings back her impression of the former governor for our enjoyment.
Fey has been asked numerous times to do her famous impression of the politician but has said no. She even shot down the opportunity during this year’s Golden Globes saying that it was gone. It took an appearance on Inside the Actor Studio and its host James Lipton to get her to go back into the mindset of Sarah Palin.
As usual, Fey killed it. She satirized the conservative view on same sex marriage and gun control, and even doled out a little fashion advice concerning Palin’s famous ‘do (“Well, I’m a fan of the bump-it.”).
Tina Fey, you are my hero.
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Hilary Duff makes us melt by tweeting pictures of her baby boy and Levi Johnson knocks up another girl.
HIT Hilary Duff tweets first pics of baby for free
In an unheard of celebrity move, Hilary Duff decided not to famewhore her adorable baby and tweet photos for free! I always knew you would do the right thing, Lizzie!
MISS Alaska’s Biggest Douche, Levi Johnston, knocks up another girl
Levi Johnston confirmed the news the same day Sarah Palin was on the Today show. Burn! He also apparently plans to cash in by selling interviews. I wish someone would teach him how to put a johnson on his Johnston because he needs to stop reproducing to make money.
HIT Beyonce shares personal photos on tumblr
Beyonce is notoriously private with her personal life but posted some intimate photos on her tumblr blog, which recently went live. It features moments from her honeymoon with Jay Z too.
MISS Lisa Robin Kelly, a.k.a. Laurie from That 70’s Show, says her roommate set her up Read more…
Wyclef was very excited when Obama first got elected, standing in Washington and watching him getting sworn into office. “I’m like an Obama groupie from the very beginning,” he told MTV, adding, “I know it’s gonna be dirt cold. … On camera, it’s going to look like I have one coat on, but I’mma have 17 sweaters under that, ’cause there’s nobody takin’ my seat!”
But during Fashion Week, Wyclef said he was a supporter of Palin.
“I have to tell you this: I am a huge fan of Sarah Palin,” he told the audience (via WWD). “Cause she’s rad. She’s shrewd. She’s cool. Because at the end of the day, I’m for the people, because this is the United States of America… this is what America’s really about. Anyone should have the right to say, ‘Look I can do the job and this is what qualifies me to do the job.’…. Now my wife probably will debate and disagree with me.”
Sarah’s son Track and his wife Britta (where do these names come from) of three months just had a daughter. The baby was named Kyla Grace Palin
“Kyla Grace is great. She’s beautiful. I’m very happy,” Britta’s Mom told Radaronline.
Hopefully this is more incentive for Sarah to drop her political aspirations and focus on being Grandma Palin.
“In California, that would be a rape. Is it the same in Alaska?” he asks, which Bristol awkward replies that she didn’t know. She also tries to defend Levi’s actions.
Drew keeps pushing by saying, ”Did it feel like rape?” Bristol says nothing. “Now remember what kids do is they try to make it right by justifying what happened…”
The entire interview airs tonight on HLN. What do you think? Was Bristol raped or is that too much of a stretch. Levi is certainly a douchebag and a sleaze, but calling him a rapist might be a tad unfair.
In the clip below, Maher talks about crazy people, focusing on Sarah Palin and her inbred family, and Michele Bachmann. He makes comments about “sexism,” along with bashing Newsweek magazine. He also can’t understand why Palin and Bachmann get some much attention (well he does actually understand why – they are attractive women).
Anyways like him or hate him, Maher shares some interesting perspectives.
Oh how we love this family, and their continual dedication to being publicity whores, and their complete lack of talent and grace.
Bristol Palin appeard on Good Morning America this morning to discuss how Levi Johnston “stole” her virginity while she was drunk and underage.
“That’s what it felt like,” Bristol told GMA’s Robin Roberts. “I’m not accusing Levi of date rape or rape at all … I should have never been underage drinking.”
“I should have never gotten myself in a situation like that.”
This is of course shocking news for everyone. We always thought Bristol was responsible and level headed, and we always thought Levi was a delicate and upstanding young man.
We also recently thought that the Earth was flat.
With many noticing her new ‘look,’ Bristol Palin is finally admitting that she had work done, E Online reports.
“I had corrective jaw surgery,” she tells ‘US Weekly,’ saying she went under the knife back in December 2010 shortly after her ’Dancing With The Stars’ exit.
“Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons…so my jaw and teeth could properly realign. I don’t obsess over my face,” she insists.
Palin says she’s happy with her new face. So are we.
“I am absolutely thrilled with the results,” she says. “I look older, more mature, and don’t have as much of a chubby little baby face!”
If you look at the before and after pictures it’s so obvious she had surgery, so I’m glad she actually owned up to it. I don’t agree, however, that it was done for medical reasons. I mean, last time I checked, when doctors did jaw work they also didn’t remove chin fat and give you a prominent jaw line. But hey, I’m no doctor. She looks good though.
Bristol Palin, daughter to the infamous Sarah Palin, is set to star in a new reality series alongside her ‘Dancing With The Stars’ castmate Kyle Massey, reports Perez Hilton.
Palin and her son Tripp will be moving in with Massey and his brother Chris, from ‘That’s So Raven.’ The group will be filmed on the BIO show working for an unnamed charity.
“Bristol is the kind of personality BIO is drawn to. Her personal life has been playing out in the media for several years but this will be the first time she’s opening up her real life, with her and son and her friends the Massey brothers,” says Executive Vice President of Programming for A&E and the BIO Channel David McKillop.
Okay. Well, at least they are doing it for charity, so it’s not completely useless. But I think the charitable think to do here, Bristol, is to stop appearing on my television set.
We have already reported that Julianne Moore will be starring as Sarah Palin in the upcoming HBO film, based on the best-selling book, Game Change. EW.com, reports that Ed Harris (A History of Violence, Stepmom) has been cast as John McCain.
The film will be a portrayal of the controversial 2008 election. There is no word as to who will be playing Barack Obama or Hilary Clinton but surely they will be well known and possibly Academy Award nominated actors, like Ed Harris.
The film will attempt to truthfully document the politics and publicity surrounding the election. This month HBO’s Mildred Pierce will be released, judging by the quality of the show and its popularity will give a good indication as to what Game Change may be like.
Bristol Palin has a book deal, which is surprising because we didn’t think she knew how to read. Fox News reports Bristol has signed with William Morrow to publish “Not Afraid of Life,” to come out this summer. Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced Tuesday that the memoir would provide “an inside look at her life.”
“Bristol gives readers an intimate behind-the-scenes look at her life for the first time, from growing up in Alaska to coming of age amid the media and political frenzy surrounding her mother’s political rise; from becoming a single mother while still a teenager to coping as her relationship with her baby’s father crumbled publicly — not once, but twice,” according to Morrow.
“Bristol talks about the highs and lows of her appearance on ABC-TV’s ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ including the aching hours of practice, the biting criticisms, and the thrill of getting to the show’s finals,” Morrow announced. “She speaks candidly of her aspirations for the future and the deep religious faith that gives her strength and inspiration.
So how will this book be written? There is no way Bristol can write beyond a Grade 4 level. However, nobody with an intelligence above a Grade 4 level would be dumb enough to read this book.
Just when you think you’ve seen the last of the Palins, at least until 2012, 20-year-old Bristol churns out 304 pages of pure, uncensored memoir!
Yes, that’s right. The queen of all teen moms has officially signed a deal with publishing house William Morrow & Co. to release the “Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir,” a riveting tale of televised dancing competitions, evil exes posing in Playgirl, and having a child named after an uncommonly specific verb.
The book is listed on Amazon and can be preordered to ensure you get your very own copy for the June 21st release.
Memoirs are written for one of four reasons: to quell nostalgia, to boost egos, to stuff pockets, or to celebrate an important person’s life. We wonder what Bristol’s motivation was… hmm…
It looks like another 30 Rock cast member is in trouble with Sarah Palin!
Semi-crazy person Tracy Morgan is being berated for his comments on the SAG Awards red carpet last night. Morgan, who just days ago called the former Alaska Governor “good masturbation material,” used an aside in his interview with Guliana Rancic to shout “Sarah Palin, you’re the hottest MILF in the world!”
Rancic, taken aback, attempted to steer the conversation in a different direction but Morgan would not follow. “She’s a MILF!” he shouted again.
What? He’s just saying what we’re all thinking!
A statement was hurriedly released apologizing for Morgan’s comments, but we don’t think they needed an apology! As if MILF is the worst thing he could have said. Pfft. Palin, we think you got off easy on that one.
Birstol Palin is not getting the love she thought she had. Ms. Palin was initially asked to speak at Washington University in St. Louis, but students have threatened to protest if she shows up, reports TMZ.
The talk was cancelled according to the University “because of the growing controversy among undergraduates over the decision to pay for [Bristol's] talk with student-generated funds.” Bristol who is an advocate to avoid teen pregnancy was supposed to give a brief lecture on abstinence (how ironic).
Anyways, it’s interesting to see Bristol is as hated in some circles as her Mom. Additionally, if Bristol has anywhere the same intelligence and public speaking skills as her Mom, Washington University was just saved from a really dumb speech.
According to TMZ, the incorrigible Joan Rivers was cancelled from a scheduled appearance on the Fox show, Fox & Friends.
The loud-mouth fashionista believes her cancellation is the product of comments she made to TMZ regarding Sarah Palin. Rivers placed partial blame on Palin for the Arizona shootings while also referring to Palin as “stupid and a threat.” Rivers was scheduled to appear on Fox tomorrow to promote her new show that she is starring in with her daughter Melissa, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?
Fox is insistent upon the fact that their decision to cancel Joan had nothing to do with the comments she made but rather that they overbooked the show and accidentally cancelled Joan’s appearance rather than courteously rescheduling it.
Knowing Fox, one of the most conservative news channels, their story seems a little fishy. Joan may be out of line in her comments, but she is known for explicitly stating what everyone else is thinking. The River runs wild! The comments are in no way unexpected and Fox should be aware of who their guests on the show will be instead of canceling them at the last minute.
Bristol Palin and her son Tripp have finally made the move to Arizona after much public discussion. Palin purchased a home in Maricopa, AZ, for about $172,000, half of what the house was worth 3 years ago. Palin paid cash for the 4,000 square foot five bedroom home.
Bristol will have to watch her step in her new neighborhood for a little while at least – she lives barely a hour’s drive from the mass shooting that took place in Tuscon on Saturday, a shooting that some fault her mother, Sarah, of being an indirect instigator.
Though it’s been rumored that Bristol will attend the state’s university, she’s already received a job offer from local radio station Mix 96.9. If Palin accepts, she’ll cohost the morning show with DJ Mathew Blades.
“I think Bristol’s outlook on life is probably different than mine, and that contrast could be interesting to listen to,” Blades commented.
Wasn’t Bristol boring enough on DWTS? There are probably way more talented and qualified people available to host the show!
What do you think of Palin’s move to AZ?
Bristol Palin recently purchased a $172k home in Arizona, with the intention of moving there permanently with her son. However in order to do, she needs approval from the son’s father, Levi Johnston, and he has yet given the OK.
A rep for Levi tells TMZ … Johnston is “aware” Bristol purchased a $172k home in AZ … but the two have not had any discussions about relocating 2-year-old Tripp.
A rep also says “Levi is not at all upset that Bristol is going to Arizona” … adding, “After the holidays, Levi and Bristol will get together and discuss plans for Tripp.”
One of the major issues is who will pay the travel bill for Levi to fly to AZ to visit his son. As we all know Levi is a deadbeat who doesn’t have 2 cents to his name.
If you haven’t already heard, Sarah Palin has a new reality show. I can’t imagine what qualifies as reality in the Palin family, but hey, I guess that’s why they have a show.
Shockingly, some people are finding the TLC-based program sort of, well, how do I put this…UNBELIEVABLY, PAINFULLY, AGONIZINGLY BAD. So when a couple of students who went to school with the Palin daughters decided to voice their opinions on Facebook, Willow Palin did not take to kindly to the criticism.
According to TMZ.com, a boy named Tre updated his Facebook during Sunday night’s episode to say “Sarah Palin’s Alaska, failing so hard right now.”
Willow Palin responded, “Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting…my sister had a kid and is still hot,” and then followed that comment with “Tre stfu. Your such a f*ggot”.
Big sister Bristol then got in on the action until a “message-board war erupted”. Sounds dangerous.
Willow has to remember that mommy being on a television show is going to garner its fair share of negative attention and she can’t be dishing out insults like plates of venison, or whatever they dish out up there.
Perhaps even more alarming than how freely Willow Palin uses such hateful words is her lack of understanding the difference between “your” and “you’re”.
“There’s booing in the ballroom,” host Brooke Burke said right before Palin appeared on the live show. “We don’t know why.”
According to E! Online, there was a misunderstanding regarding the booing. “The booing heard was a direct response from the audience to Jennifer [Grey] and Derek [Hough]‘s scores which were perceived as relatively low for a dance that received a standing ovation,” DWTS executive producer Conrad Green tells E! Online.
Understandably Sarah looked quite stunned when she heard the booing. She plans to attend the show again soon.
Sarah Palin is sending the security of Dancing with the Stars into a tizzy, TMZ reports.
The arrival of the Palinator to watch daughter Bristol compete on the reality show has caused security to bolster their efforts substantially. The network has put the entire lot on “heightened alert.” Officials will be performing random bumper-to-bumper searches on select cars that enter the lot, and the bags of all audience members will the thoroughly rifled through. From there, everything will be passed through a metal detector before the ticketholder will be allowed to take their seat.
Though Sarah’s not technically running for any government position, it’s been decided that for the safety of the audience she should be treated as a government official.
It’s also been reported that should the worst-case scenario happen, Sarah is a higher priority than her daughter! Lolz! That’s good parenting for you.
We’re sure Bristol is a wonderful dancer, but we’d rather spend the broadcast watching her mom chat with Jersey Shore’s Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino! We have a feeling those two would totally hit it off.
Bristol and competition partner Mark Ballas will be dancing to “Mama Told Me (Not To Come)” for Sarah and the studio audience. Will you be watching this season of DWTS?