Not only is she a victim of Linday Lohan, but Sam’s a victim of burglary now, too!

TMZ reports her garage got broken into last night. The site says cops came at around 7 p.m. when they got the call. Luckily, the burgar(s) didn’t make it inside her actual home.

Law enforcement told TMZ only one item was stolen, valued at $1000. That’s about the same price it costs to hire her as a DJ for a night, right?

Am I wrong to accuse Lindsay Lohan of this wrongful act? The actress lives right next door to the DJ in Venice, California, and let’s not forget they used to have a very serious relationship. I’m sure Lindsay has some unfinished business with her former lover.

Seeing as how the famous-for-not-doing-anything celebrity Kim Kardashian has a billion followers on Twitter, it’s not surprising that famous people would give their two cents on her recent divorce.

Rapper and entrepreneur Russell Simmons tweeted: “I hope the best for my friend Kim Kardashian and wish she finds peace and happiness.

DJ and Lindsay Lohan’s former lesbo lover Samantha Ronson tweeted: “Wait, so it was a real wedding?”

Douchebag of the century Spencer Pratt tweeted: “WIll Kim Kardashian make more money from the wedding storyline or the divorce? #hustler”

Outspoken comedian Kathy Griffin tweeted: “Ugh! Gay couples like Kim K and Kris H ruining the sanctity of marriage is the problem w the radical homosexual agenda  – oh wait, oops ”

While it’s rude to bask in another person’s misery, whether the so-called misery is a publicity stunt or not, reading Kim K tweets has been today’s highlight. Keep ‘em coming, folks!

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan just can’t let go of Samantha Ronson now that she’s out of rehab and feeling great.

Lindsay met up with her ex-girlfriend at a West Hollywood restaurant for some Saturday night girltalk. Though the topics on the table were not divulged, there’s probably one thing that came up – Lindsay and SamRo and officially neighbors now!

Oh wow! The only thing worse than clinging to an ex is moving in next door to them.

It’s been said that the girls are “getting along well” but are still “just friends.”

Good luck with whatever you’re trying to do here, Lindz!

E! News reports that Linsday Lohan officially announced that her and girlfriend Samantha Ronson are on a break. Lohan tells E! that the decision was made Monday after a less than pleasant weekend with the DJ. The 22-year-old was not granted entrance into a Ronson family party on Friday. Ronson’s family members are supposedly to be blamed for these recent rumours for convincing the DJ that Lohan was “an outcast and a bully, or a wacko.”  

The couple had nearly been together for a year now. Ronson wrote on her Myspace Monday,  “Aura in pleasanton is very pleasant.”

This rant is long past its expiry date.

Just like Lindsay Lohan’s and Samantha Ronson’s relationship.
These two really need to grow up and move on. Even though I think these two deserve each other—both have successful careers (somewhat), unstable emotional and verbal outbursts and act like children in public—together they make Britney and K-Fed’s relationship look sane and normal.

Now that’s bad.

But really, how many times a week can we read about LoRon’s roller coaster relationship? This past week, TMZ.com reported that Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas in order to surprise her (wo) man. She showed up at the club where Ronson was spinning and, after a few drinks (what else is new?) and some trashy/wild dancing, Lohan went to the bathroom. When she came out, Ronson was already gone.

Ah, smart move. Read more…

Lindsay Lohan is putting breast-busting rumours to rest.

Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s little sister and star of reality T.V. show “Living Lohan” is facing tabloid speculation that she got breast implants.

And big sister, Lindsay, is fighting back.

The “Mean Girls” star wrote on her MySpace blog:

“All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.

“i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet! It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye… i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.”

Lindsay went on to say that she just received some new clothes from Alexander Wang and that she missed Samantha Ronson, who was out of town.

Lindsay Lohan and “friend” Samantha Ronson were seen entering Century City Hospital on Thursday night.

Although Linday’s rep initially told press that the young star went to the hospital to visit a friend, mom Dina Lohan told “People” magazine that her daughter was having an asthma attack.

“She was losing oxygen. She couldn’t breathe,” said Dina Lohan.

“She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick. If you were sick, and you’re mother couldn’t even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it’s sad. It’s really sad.”

It must be love: little by little, Lindsay Lohan isn’t really hiding her relationship with Samantha Ronson any more.

The New York Post reports that Lohan and the celebrity DJ – who is openly gay – are moving in together.

This news comes after Lohan and Ronson have been on a romantic European getaway, and were even caught on camera in a sweet embrace on Sean Combs’ yacht in Cannes. Lohan has also been seen sporting a diamond encrusted ring on her left ring finger, sparking rumours that the two are engaged.

Both Lohan’s mother and her younger sister, Aliana, have released a statement claiming that Lindsay is not a lesbian.

Several magazines are apparently offering Lohan a huge check if she will come out to them exclusively.

Lindsay Lohan just got out of one of the longest celebrity stays in rehab of recent memory. She has vowed to mature and stay sober. She’s been looking great ever since.

So why was she grabbing lunch on Robertson Boulevard with full-time scenester Samantha Ronson yesterday?

Ronson was named as one of Lohan’s biggest enablers pre-rehab. Lohan was said to have ended their friendship in an effort to stay clean.

The Ronson-Lohan friendship was plagued with drama. They were rumoured to be lovers. Then, one night while Lohan was passed out in a vehicle with Ronson, Ronson allegedly approached paparazzi and elicited money for shots of Lohan in her drunken stupor. She was also allegedly the owner of the cocaine found in Lohan’s car when Lohan drove it into the curb on Memorial Day.

Hopefully, Lohan’s still making smart decisions and avoiding temptation as she continues to battle her addictions.