Okay, it isn’t the real Mitt Romney, but a man wearing a Mitt Romney mask, robbed a bank in Virginia this past week. The man took money from all five tellers before fleeing. A A strange fact, this is the same bank where someone robbed it wearing a Hillary Clinton mask, two years ago.
Two elephants drank vodka to survive, after the trailer they were in caught fire in freezing cold, Siberia. Their handler, quickly bought two cases of vodka, and mixing it with water, had the elephants drink it. In the end it probably saved their lives. They only had a little frost bite on their ears and trunks. The elephants are on tour with the circus, and the show must go on.
Smashing pigs with a hammer, New York tradition
A New York tradition at Christmas, isn’t exactly the first thing you think about during the holidays. Saratoga Sweets, in Halfmoon, New York carries on a Christmas tradition, of pink peppermint pigs. The hard candy pigs are selling like hot chocolate on a cold winter day. The best part, these piggies are sold with a little hammer to crush them. They are considered good luck, to smash them apart after Christmas.
Can’t say I’ve ever wanted to see what a giant replica of the human colon looks like, better yet, want to sleep in one, but it exists. The lovely hotel, is located on a small island near Antwerp, Belgium. On the outside, its exactly what it looks like, a giant human colon replica. On the inside, it’s actually cozy, clean and livable. What was once just an art piece, it is now been turned into a hotel. Surprisingly, all the reviews have been positive.
Canon shoots cans of Pot into the USA
I’ve heard of elaborate plans to smuggle Marijuana across borders, but this one is the coolest. About 30 cans filled with pot, were shot out of some sort of canon from Mexico, into Arizona, USA. The value is estimated at $42,500.
I never thought I would hear about a robbery at a Subway Restaurant, yet alone a robber dressed as a ghost. In Braidwood, Ill., a man dressed as a ghost, demanded a female sandwich artist open the register. Her coworker came to the rescue and threw soup on the poltergeist.
He then left Subway without any cash, only his soup-stained pride.
Maybe next time try dressing up like the Terminator or something a little more intimidating, LOL
Children Scarred for Life
Some children were scarred for life Nottingham after families going to see what they thought was Madagascar 3, but accidentally saw Paranormal Activity 4.
Even I haven’t seen that movie, just so scary. Apparently it opens with a really creepy scene where a ghost flies toward the screen. Needless to say, all the children ran out of the theatre, families in tow.
I can’t stop laughing about this. I am a terrible person LOL.
Moose in headlights?
As if seeing a deer on the road isn’t scary enough, how about a moose. An RCMP officer was in his cruiser in British Columbia, when a moose climbed onto the car.
The moose just picked a fight with the cruiser for no reason. It kicked the bumper, windshield and broke a window.
The officer was fine, the report didn’t say he sh*t his pants, but he probably did. I would’ve.
Drugs are bad mmkay?
If Mr. Mackey from South Park, can’t convince you drugs are bad, this story might. A New Jersey man, high on PCP, decided he would try and steal a car, naked. He failed, and was taken to jail. In jail, he bit off his own finger and swallowed it.
I think that needs to be repeated. In jail, he bit off his own finger and swallowed it.
He must’ve been really hungry. Drugs are bad mmkay?
Real life wanna-be-cannibal
There’s a new case developing in NYC where an officer has been accused of compiling a list of women he wanted to kidnap, cook, and eat.
Did I mention he is an officer? Why would you ever wanna do that? Yet alone, make a list?
Apparently he had a lot of women on the lists, some he even followed at their homes and workplaces.
It’s official, I’m never sleeping again.
There is a Las Vegas crook with an obvious death wish. Mike Tyson was staying at the Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas Saturday night with his family, when they were woken to a surprise.
During the night while Mike was fast asleep in his PJs, a crook broke into his hotel room. Mike was awoken by some noise and a flashlight, but the intruder ran out of the room before Mike fully woke up.
Lucky for the intruder because Mike probably would have broken the guy’s face into a million pieces.
A rep for the hotel tells TMZ, “We have received a report of an incident that is currently under investigation. As always, guest safety is of the utmost importance.”
TMZ reports that the burglars covered up security cameras and cut the lines to the alarm system.
After learning about the burglary, Luisana told local reporters, “I will not let this ruin the happiest day of my life.”
Radar Online is reporting that the female was caught by the property’s 24-hour state-of-the-art security system before she could reach either property on the two-house compound. Beverly Hills police officers were dispatched to the scene and the woman was detained. Her motivation and her identity have not yet been released.
Ellen’s rep made it clear that the woman did not make contact with anyone on the property.
Security has been high at the DeGeneres-de Rossi house ever since Ellen purchased it in 2007. The star put $29 million into one mansion before purchasing the neighboring property for $8.5 million.
Be careful ladies!
Proof that money doesn’t buy you everything, it just buys you bigger problems. TMZ reports that a huge search effort was placed on Timbaland yesterday after his family believed he maybe suicidal.
Apparently a $2 Million piece of jewelry was stolen from the music producer. Timbaland called his brother in law yesterday to discuss the robbery which took place at his house, and was deeply upset as he believed it was orchestrated by someone close. His family believed he may be suicidal, and called the police.
A massive search effort was put in place to look for Timbaland’s Escalade, and he was eventually spotted and pulled over by police. Officers spoke with him and took him back home. After an examination by paramedics, it was concluded he is not a threat to himself or anybody else.
It’s time to start acting like adults, work out the differences, and move on with life. That’s what E! News is reporting Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman plan to do. Hailey’s attorney Stephanie Ovadia told E! News “We are going to sit down together and try and resolve all of the outstanding issues,” Ovadia said. “This way both of them can move on. They are both young adults”—if you call a 32-year-old father of eight a young adult, that is—”and let them move on with their lives…they both have their own responsibilities they need to get to.”
And so it continues for our favorite reality TV star Jon Gosselin. TMZ is reporting that the recent robbery of Gosselin’s apartment was more then just a simple missing TV. Apparently his apartment was completely vandalized and ripped apart with a butcher’s knife. According to Gosselin’s lawyer, “shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs and other furnishings” had been slashed by a “sick perpetrator.” This doesn’t include the missing television, coffee maker, CD player, a 100 year old valse, and other items that have been taken.
TMZ is reporting that Jon Gosselin’s New York City apartment has been robbed. Sources report that the big screen television was stolen and the thief left a letter signed by Hailey Glassman, Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend. Before anybody jumps to conclusions that it was Glassman who performed the robbery, TMZ rightly points out it could have been anybody who broke in and left the note.
On Sunday night, “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge announced she had been robbed through her blog, and promised to release the surveillance footage in order to help find the thieves.
The footage was posted on Patridge’s site and shows a man and a woman walking around her home. They later break into the house and walk out with full bags. According to Patridge the thieves took a few “sentimental” belongings.
“I had a really rough day today,” Patridge wrote in the post, “I got home late last night and realized that my house had been robbed. It was pretty devastating!”
“I spent most of the morning filling out police reports and going through the house room by room, making lists of everything that had been taken,” the post continued. “Definitely not a good way to start the week.”
The trailer for the latest season of “The Hills” hit the web this past Tuesday (February 24).