Ryan Lochte has been getting a lot of attention for his new reality show What Would Ryan Lochte Do? and the response – especially of the news media – has not been all that favourable…which is understandable since he says things like “If you’re a man at night, you have to be a man in the morning.”

The confusing one liners of the Olympic gold-medalist landed him on Anderson Coopers “The Ridiculist” after an internet genius mashed up his catch phrase with Usher’s smash hit “Yeah.”

I think this video is proof enough that Ryan Lochte needs to stay in the pool and off the television – and keep his mouth shut as often as possible.

Yikes! Looks like babies are on the brain for  Kim Kardashian in this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.  

As her sister Kourtney gets closer to getting into labour,  it appears that Kim is already planning ahead and freezing some of her eggs just in case she plans to reproduce one day.

But while it’s Kim’s choice to do whatever she wants with her body, the absurd part about this video is the fact that she has her mother Kris Jenner help her with the hormone injections.

“It’s just such a sh*tshow. Like, I feel like we have no idea what we’re doing,” says Kim after a clip of her mother pricking her finger with a needle. “How can you do this without your glasses on?”

Um…why wasn’t there a professional on hand to do this?  Seeing that Kris didn’t even think of wearing glasses the first time, looks to me this little experiment isn’t very promising.

Watch the preview here and prepare for sheer ridiculousness!

Poor Usher.

While he is in the middle of a tough custody battle with his ex-wife Tameka Foster for his two sons, the singer now has to deal with a crazy woman claiming to be married to him.

Usher recently got a restraining order against Darshelle Jones-Rakestraw, a 26-year-old woman who is convinced that she’s his wife. According to court documents, the woman showed up at Usher’s home in Georgia and harassed him and his family by knocking loudly on the door and demanding to be let in.  Soon after, the cops were called and the woman was told to stay away.

But the next day, she returned once again claiming that not only was she Usher’s wife…she also just misplaced her keys.

Obviously not buying the story, the cops took her under arrest.

So like anybody looking for fame, Jones-Rakestraw took to YouTube to explain “her story”. In the video, she says that the singer has been sending her money for months and claims that “she’s not a stalker.”

Sure she isn’t.   From the looks of the video, she sounds completely delusional.

But hey, since she showed the restraining order on camera, maybe she just wanted his autograph.