The thing about chameleons is that no matter what they’re doing, their squinty eyes make them look so mellow, and consequently they seem like they’ve always got their sh*t together even if they’re freaking out on the inside. Here we present Charles (I’m not sure if that’s his real name but he looks like a Charles) washing his hands after a hard day of work. Washing hands can be quite an ordeal for slow-moving reptiles so I hope you appreciate the effort Charles put into it — he makes it look so easy.

I don’t know what it is about reptiles and various fruits, but I can’t get enough. This bearded dragon must feel so rewarded after every meal because it looks like getting food in his mouth a tiring workout for him.

Good hustle though…