Dogg Lion did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit and it was everything we thought it would be. There was A LOT of pot talk (apparently he goes through 81 blunts a day) and about going into reggae.
Here are the highlights
Longest without smoking
Guilty pleasure Read more…
This cat is more dedicated than most people. While many struggle to get up in the morning and clock in an hour on their treadmill, this cat is super gung-ho about his daily routine. He’s unstoppable. Although he can’t keep up with his owner for the full cycle, when she slows it down for his he walks right back on.
You know it’s a legit prediction when it was supposedly spoken the year the prophet was born. Sorry Internet, #nicetrythough.
This apocalyptic meme is making the rounds online, claiming the French apothecary and astrologer Nostradamus predicted that the calm morning, a dancing horse and nine zeroes would beckon the end of the world. If the quote was true, it would be so fitting. Psy is the horse trotter from “The Land of the Morning Calm” (Korea) and his YouTube video is nearing one billion views!
Some people believe Nostradamus predicted the 9/11 attacks, with this vague message:
“In the City of God there will be a great thunder,
Two brothers torn apart by Chaos,
while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb”,
The third big war will begin when the big city is burning”
- Nostradamus 1654
Alright, I embellished the headline a bit to add some hilarity but the whole gaggle of geese running through a suburb thing is completely true. All you can hear as they run is the flip, flap, flop is their little feet hitting the pavement.
The geese are too young to fly so they’re following their parents on a morning run. The video was taken in Winnipeg Canada and all the revenue generated by it will be donated to the FortWhyteAlive nature conservatory.
Watch it here
Of all the problems to have in the canine world, being indecisive about which of your new toys to play with is relatively luxurious. Tali’s owner gave her five fluffy new toys after she was a trooper and braved the vet. The white dog got over-excited and just couldn’t commit to one in particular. So instead, she ended up playing with all of them at the same time.
Outside she tried to keep collected but on the inside she was probable like:
Once in a while a remix comes along that shakes YouTube so hard that the demand for a ten hour loop becomes inevitable. Razaltin remixed a clip about bacon pancakes from Adventure Time with Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “New York.”
You’ll probably want to listen to the mashup for eternity, or at least all day at school while you’re pretending to listen to your teacher drone on about the Great Depression. It’ll get to the point where your teacher will ask you “What caused the Wall Street Crash of 1929?” and you’ll just say “Bacon pancakes, bacon bacon pancakes.” (Source)
Watch it here
If you’re in a rush to get past the checkpoints at border control, just try to push your beliefs onto the officers — nothing will get you out of there faster. Pastor Steven L. Anderson from Faithful Word Baptist Church wanted the border agent to give him 10 minutes so he could teach him how to be saved. Since the agent was working and probably didn’t want to hold up the usually long line at border control, he told the pastor he didn’t have time and to move on. For all we know the pastor could have had anything in that car! Strategy: This is the way to get past border control if you really want to make it to the U.S. for Black Friday.
I can’t tell if this video is really deep, upsetting or just bewildering. I’m going with the last one, especially when he got into the poopy boner territory. Needless to say, whoever made this probably high while editing.
YouTube comment of the day — nay, week
When your friend learns how to use Photoshop
The coolest living Dachshund
When sand gets struck by lightning
Zero f*cks were given Read more…
I used to love Warheads when I was a kid but I haven’t had one for years. To this day, whenever I think of them I cringe at the sour taste. That’s why I’m giving kudos to this grandfather who was a good sport and tried one for his grandkids. Even though he didn’t keep it in his mouth for very long, he still lasted longer than a lot of people.
Meet Julie. She’s unconvinced she got her wisdom teeth out and is positive there’s a minor conspiracy going on in her dentist’s office. Her husband Cameron tries to assure her the whole surgery is over but she’s very skeptical that she has been in the dentist’s chair for more than 15 minutes.
When asked if the laughing gas is tripping her out, she answers confidently that it didn’t phase her at all.
There’s really nothing funnier than a solid video of someone after they got their wisdom teeth out. In fact, if you didn’t film your friend or relative when they were on laughing gas, you’re probably not doing your job properly. [Reddit]
Watch it here
I hope these guys saved up their money because they’re definitely going to get fired soon. The Wal-Mart employees from Pikeville, KY filmed themselves throwing iPads like they’re footballs and laughing about the whole thing. The video starts with one guy looking into the camera and explaining: “This is why you don’t get an iPad from Wal-Mart.” He goes on to say “throwing sh*t” is a regular daily ritual in the back room.
I’m not sure if the video is real, but if it is, it’s a horrible example of how Wal-Mart treats expensive products. It also shows that these guys don’t have an ounce of respect for customers or pride in their jobs. With this video on YouTube for the world to see, I don’t know if these guys could find jobs at McDonalds after this — I certainly wouldn’t want them making my burger. [Reddit]
Should we be concerned that this voting machine in Pennsylvania seems to be altering votes? This morning a man from Pennsylvania uploaded a video of a defective machine that wouldn’t allow him to select Barack Obama. Every time he tried to select the Democrat option it would highlight Mitt Romney instead.
I initially selected Obama but Romney was highlighted. I assumed it was being picky so I deselected Romney and tried Obama again, this time more carefully, and still got Romney. Being a software developer, I immediately went into troubleshoot mode. I first thought the calibration was off and tried selecting Jill Stein to actually highlight Obama. Nope. Jill Stein was selected just fine. Next I deselected her and started at the top of Romney’s name and started tapping very closely together to find the ‘active areas’. From the top of Romney’s button down to the bottom of the black checkbox beside Obama’s name was all active for Romney. From the bottom of that same checkbox to the bottom of the Obama button (basically a small white sliver) is what let me choose Obama. Stein’s button was fine. All other buttons worked fine.
Someone hand this poor cat the remote so he can watch Oprah’s Lifeclass
Moment of silence for Marty, the inspiration behind Nyan Cat. RIP Marty
Proof that seals evolved from Golden Retrievers
Actually, YouTube’s Board of Directors is all-feline
Planet of the lions. It will happen. Read more…
There’s nothing like a breezy day of mountain biking through Swinley Forest with your loyal best friend. Amber the Hungarian Vizsla went running with her owner, who was mountain biking on a Transition TR250. She managed to keep up with her owner the whole way, even getting ahead sometimes. The dog cheated a few times with short cuts but you can tell she was born to run.
When this cat is in attack mode, his deadlock stare could burn your eyes like a laser. His owners decided to play a prank on him by disrupting his R&R time with a stuffed raccoon. While one person recorded, the other slowly and quietly inched the raccoon up the sofa to surprise the cat.
This territorial cat made his discomfort clear by hissing and back away from the raccoon but after a while it’s just too much for the poor little guy — especially when the raccoon makes a surprise move. Was this prank pure brilliance or just plain cruel? [LiveLeak]
Watch it here
I thought the Overly Attached girlfriend played by Justin Bieber-obsessed Laina was the creepiest thing I’d seen, but the Overly Attached Joker just bumped it up a few levels. Batman’s joker found a fan of Laina’s dressed up as the YouTube sensation and harassed him, trying to figure out where to find her.
The Joker tied the dude to a chair and videotaped the interrogation. The Joker is so obsessed with Laina he has a shrine dedicated to her, complete with a life size cardboard cutout and a photo montage. He joked Laina must turn herself in and every day she doesn’t a fan will die.
His impression of The Joker is pretty spot on and you probably won’t sleep tonight, especially if you’re a Laina fan. [via Reddit]
Watch it here
A small kitten fell and got trapped in a small pipe at the fire station, so the good-hearted firemen used a leaf blower to blow it out of the pipe from the other side of the wall. The firemen and women burst into fits of laughter after the kitten flew out but don’t worry… no kittens were harmed in the making of this video. [via Reddit]