We’re pretty Krispy Kreme and his song “The Baddest” is satirical, either way he’s on par with another one of our favourites Juggalo Ryda. He writes on his YouTube page: ”my name is krispy kreme. im a rapper. got dreams of makin it big.”
He poses with a shotgun and doesn’t even bother to wipe the snot under his nose. His friend wears a blue “Mac Miller” T-shirt and carries a rifle. I’m loving this generation of in-character rappers. Let’s cross our fingers for a sequel.
We’re used to seeing rappers as hard edged guys that talk about guns, drugs, sex and prison. That’s why it’s so bizarre seeing them pose for their primary school photos as wide-eyed children. My fave photo is Usher’s because the cheeky little guy looks like he knows something we don’t know. I also have to give a shout-out to Lil Wayne who sacrificed time out of his precious day and is NOT happy about it. Clearly his school photographer didn’t use one of those inherently funny jingly stuffed animals to crack a smile.
Fabolous put all other sleazy rappers in history to shame by spending $28,000 at an Atlanta strip club on Wednesday night.
The rapper “made it rain” with the downpour of bills at the classically named Diamonds where radio personality Kenny Burns was throwing a party. I’m not sure where Fabolous stored all the bills. Maybe he splurged on a new Hummer specifically for storage.
I don’t know if this is really “fabulous” though, in fact, it seems like a huge waste of money to me. Better things the money could be spent on? RRSPs. Charity. Anything.[TMZ]