In my family, I always find conversations about the Royal Family strange because my mom talks about Harry and William like she knows them personally. The other night I was watching BBC with my mom and they were going on about Prince Harry returning from his 20-week deployment in Afghanistan and she was all “oh boy, he really enjoyed being ‘one of the guys’ and having no special treatment overseas.” She was saying it as though he was her long lost nephew and they just chatted on the phone the day before.
ANYWAY, I don’t particularly mind conversations about Prince Harry in the first place because I’ve had a minor crush on him since I was in third grade. It must be something about that blazing red hair, disregard for authority, and being the charming underdog brother. Now there’s footage of him tearing off in the middle of an interview to “GET THE CHOPPA.”
Combined with the dramatic music, Harry is pretty much an action hero as he blazes off to what’s presumably warzone. Someone decided the only thing better than getting the “choppa” would be getting some ice cream. They messed around with the video and made it seem like he was running for the ice cream truck (above).
Ah, I love the internet gremlins.
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Because photos of Prince Harry’s crown jewels surfaced over the past week, the royal partyboy is now being offered $10 million to star in a porn movie with Vivid Entertainment, undoubtedly one of the biggest porn studios on the planet.
According to TMZ, Vivid founder Steve Hirsch sent a letter to the royal palace in London offering Prince Harry to star in a big budget adult film called “The Trouble with Harry”.
And get this, the film would also not be short of the Prince’s nether regions. As Hirsch writes in a document, “Of course “little Harry: will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be well-scripted, and the crown jewels will not be ‘minimized’ in any way.”
Somehow, I don’t think a porn movie will make Prince Harry “the coolest prince of all time.” I think his rebellious nature has already made him attractive already!
That being said, starring in a porno probably isn’t the best idea. I’m sure the Queen and the rest of the family would disapprove greatly!
The only thing getting us through the whole Chavril (Chad Kroeger + Avril Lavigne) affair are photos of Prince Harry, partying naked in Las Vegas. Thanks Harry! You were really there for us this time, ready and willing to distract us from Canada’s contribution to the world.
Here’s what we know: TMZ published photos showing Prince Harry completely naked, covering his royal jewels. Apparently Harry and a few friends were partying at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino last Friday and invited a few ladies up to his VIP suite to play strip poker.
One photo shows Harry being embraced from behind by a topless woman while another has him behind a nude lady, next to a pool table.
Looks like everyone lost this game, huh?
Harry, 27, is supposed to return to his military duties when he returns to the UK, but could be reprimanded for the photos… which naturally, makes the rebellious prince somehow more attractive to his fans.
Taking part in a mile-long fun run in Brazil on Saturday, Prince Harry goofily wore a mask of his brother Prince William.
Given to him by another runner among a group who decided they would put on masks of the royal family, the younger prince decided to don his brother’s face during the six-minute run.
Harry, 27, is in Brazil to highlight British interests and support his charitable causes. ’
It’s nice to see Harry poke fun at his brother in such a cute way. But I’d much rather like to look at Harry’s face (*wink*)!
In andPOP’s new “Hit and Miss” column, Portia Baladad, chronicles the best and worst in celebrity news. This week she tackles Hulk Hogan’s sex tape (gag) and gushes over Prince Harry.
Hits
Prince Harry goes on the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Tour
He’s touring the Caribbean in the Queen’s place, looking dashing and acting very prince-like. Surprisingly, no controversy here.
Oprah lands an interview with Whitney Houston’s daughter
Oprah gets Bobbi Kristina Brown, 19, to open up on Houston’s death for her non-Oprah Show show. After all, Oprah may have “retired” but she’s still the almighty Queen of talk shows.
Hollywood heavyweights do a reading of “8”
Big names such as Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Jane Lynch did a reading of the gay-marriage play, 8. The reading was directed by Rob Reiner and penned by Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black. Black penned the play using the transcripts of the Perry v. Schwarzenegger trial which challenged the legality of Prop 8.
Misses
Latest Dancing with the Stars cast list is revealed
Esteemed “stars” include singer Gavin DeGraw, The View’s Sherri Shepard, and everyone’s favourite nerd Steve Urkel Jaleel White. It’s depressing to think that every celebrity who’s been on the show believes it’s a great way to re-establish their relevancy when, in reality, it’s where careers come to die.
Rush Limbaugh calls Georgetown co-ed a slut after she advocates for insurance coverage for birth control
According to Rush Limbaugh, “she’s having so much sex that she can’t afford to pay for contraception.” Apparently, Limbaugh thinks you’re supposed to take the pill every time you have sex.
Hulk Hogan has a sex tape (gag)
Better yet, he has no idea who the brunette in the video is! According to TMZ, he apparently went on a four month alcohol-fueled sex binge and has no idea who he banged. The video’s being shopped around but really, no one wants to see a leathery and wrinkly Hulkmania in action.
It’s a piece of of news that will make any woman’s day the best.
Britain’s Prince Harry has split with his girlfriend of five years Chelsy Davis, according to the U.K.’s Telegraph.
Acording to E News, “The Spare,” 24, and Davis, a 23-year-old post-grad law student from Zimbabwe, began dating in 2004. She reportedly ditched the British heir after growing tired of his playboy ways.
To top it off, Davis has let the Facebook community know for sure, as she changed her status to “single.”
So Ladies, the potential royal wedding dream is still a go, I repeat, royal wedding, still a go!
The international media is to blame for Prince Harry’s prompt withdrawal from the front lines in Afghanistan.
The day after reports that Prince Harry had been deployed in the Middle East were confirmed, the British Ministry of Defense announced they were pulling the royal heir from his military duties for his safety.
The worldwide coverage poised a serious threat to the prince?s safety by making it very well-known that Harry had left his previous position of Tactical Air Controller, or J-TAC, where he served for 10 weeks, to join troops in the combat zone.
The Ministry of Defense said the reporting of Harry’s deployment by “elements of the foreign media,? was, ?regrettable.?
“Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken…to withdraw Prince Harry from Afghanistan immediately,” the Ministry said, according to E! Online.
There was initially a ?media blackout? on the issue as U.K. reporters and media outlets were already aware of Harry?s deployment but agreed to keep quiet until he returned home. However, the Drudge Report broke the news, and the international media ran with the story.
Military officials are commending the prince for his time served and Britain?s prime minister, Gordon Brown, said the nation owed him “a debt of gratitude.? He also praised the prince but conceded that, “security considerations come first.”
Prince Harry reportedly has plans to head to Iraq in May. London’s Sun newspaper quoted the prince’s girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, as saying “Haz is off to war.”
Harry, a second lieutenant in the Blues and Royals regiment of the Household Cavalry of the British Army, will join his unit in the war. He will be stationed near Basra and will likely be on border patrol duty.
London’s Daily Telegraph reports that the 22-year-old prince is determined to get in on the action but it won’t be easy. Many fear having the royal caught in the line of fire, where he may attract attention and put himself and other soldiers in more danger.
The Ministry of Defense, reports the Sun, says the final decision on whether Harry will be allowed fight has yet been made.
Prince Harry is generating some heat in Africa. The royal and his long-time girlfriend Chelsy Davy made like Brangelina this week and jetted off to Namibia for a little rest and relaxation.
The 22-year-old prince and Davy were celebrating her graduation from Cape Town University in South Africa with four days on a canoe safari down the Orange River.
They were really going au naturel, too, with U.K.’s The Sun newspaper reporting that the couple slept under the stars and cooked fresh meat in a “braai” barbecue.
The prince was scheduled to return to England on Friday to rejoin his army regiment. But the two lovebirds probably won’t stay apart for long: rumour has it that Davy is planning a move to Britain.
