This girl left her laptop unattended and someone loaded porn on her homepage. Girl comes back and is super embarrassed when the sounds start coming out of her speakers. The whole thing is caught on tape. Lesson: DO NOT leave your computer unattended at the library.
In a desperate attempt to try and lure chronic masturbators to veganism, PETA is going to start-up “peta.xxx”. The lovely people, who spray-paint old ladies for a living, believe it will help spread their message. According to an interview with The Associated Press, PETA spokesperson Lindsay Rajt thinks “a pornographic site will allow PETA to reach a broader audience”. I think it’s a perfect way to get cyber-pervs to stop eating meat, and instead, spend more time with their sex doll that looks like Alicia Silverstone. Most reports are saying the site will feature “tantalizing” photos and videos. It seems this is an extension of the “I’d rather be naked” campaign where celebrities take nearly nude photos to try and convince more people to eat salad. I’m not sure how “tantalizing” vegetarian porn stars can be but I do have some serious logistical concerns about the whole not eating meat thing. My only concern is some lunatic is going to hold a bunch of baby seals hostage until he sees Ke$ha’s beaver.
James Franco was on Conan last night where he spoke about starting his acting career. Part of that beginning included some amateur porn.
Well amateur porn as far as making a video with a girlfriend. “When I was young, it’s not like I went down to Van Nuys and tried to break into the porn industry, I got a video camera and my girlfriend and I decided to film ourselves,” he laughed. “And watched it back and said yeah, let’s never watch that again.”
However, his next flick does have a porn connection. He’ll take on a leading role, alongside Heather Graham, in Cherry, playing a drug addict lawyer who becomes involved with a young, naive porn star.
David Hasselhoff’s full potential has finally been reached – he’s going to be a porn star. TVGuide reports the Hoff’s new gig will be playing a former adult star on a new sitcom called Sons of Anarchy.
The new FX series will have David play Dondo, a well “packaged” former porn star who makes a fantastic living by producing girl on girl sleazy films.
Considering his fine acting on Baywatch and Knight Rider, is playing a porn star that much of a departure? However, as we are sure you agree, his crowning role still remains in the video below:
Here is a perfect example of why you should never piss off your Company’s I.T. guy as they will get revenge. Walter Powell was able to do it, after being fired from Baltimore Substance Abuse Systems.
MSNBC reports Powell was fired in September 2009, but he still wanted revenge. According to court documents, Powell stayed active on the Company’s computer system for 32 days, in which he tried to get even.
Powell hacked numerous employee accounts, sent fake emails, but his real prize is nicely described by The Balitmore Sun:
“It happened one day last year, as more than a dozen board members of a Baltimore substance abuse center had gathered around a conference room. The CEO was giving a PowerPoint presentation on his accomplishments.
Suddenly, his computer shut down, then restarted, replacing the latest slide with an image of a naked woman onto a 64-inch screen. The board members include city officials and foundation heads and is chaired by Baltimore’s health commissioner.”
Although it’s somewhat sad Powell went through that much effort to get sweet revenge, it’s still a pretty funny story. Do you have a revenge story after getting fired?
How does this happen? How does a high school yearbook accidentally publish pictures of child porn? This is equally funny as it is amazing!
Gawker reports Big Bear High School in California has recalled its yearbook after pictures of child porn were accidentally published. Students were asked to return the yearbooks immediately, or potentially face charges of possessing child porn. However if they are children possessing child porn, is it still illegal?
We really hope this is a student prank. And if so, quite easily one of the most elaborate/impressive pranks of all time.
Hustler Video has announced that since Osama Bin Laden was such a huge fan of porn, it’s only fair that they make a porn parody of the terrorist. The title of the film? “This Ain’t Bin Laden XXX.”
“Oh yeah, we’re going there,” Hustler Video Director of Operations Rob Smith said. “We’re pretty sure from what we’ve heard that Bin Laden was a big fan of Hustler. He was looking at porn, now porn is looking at him. See, it all comes full circle.”
TMZ reports the DVD should be released this summer.
We look forward to seeing it. (Not that we are huge porn addicts. We just like funny porn movies.)
Vivid Entertainment's Steve Hirsch
Being related to the Royal family has other perks besides fancy titles and fame, it also gets you porn jobs.
TMZ is reporting that Kate Middleton’s little sister Pippa Middleton has been offered the rare opportunity of being an adult film star. Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment sent Pippa a letter saying she was the star of the royal wedding, and with her “beauty and attitude” would make her a huge adult star. And Steve is willing to pay $5 Million for one scene.
But that’s not it! Steve is also offering Kate’s brother James $1 Million for doing a scene.
This relation to the royal family is paying off already.
Laurence Fishburne has had a tough time with his daughter Montana. First Montana had her shot (no pun intended) in the porn business, and now there is evidence to suggest she’s suicidal.
Sources tell TMZ that Laurence had a private investigator follow Montana around. The investigator caught Montana on tape drinking what is believed to be bleach. However these same sources say Montana knew about the P.I. following her, and she purposely put on a show.
However this tape almost ended up saving Montana’s ass for her assault charges. Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, had sent the tape to the prosecutor to demonstrate her client’s troubled mental state and help get a plea deal that involved rehab, not jail time.
The prosecutor argues in legal papers, obtained by TMZ, that the video “was just a ploy by the defendant to manipulate the People to offer a more lenient sentence.”
After that, Holley was informed that the tape was B.S. He later informed the court that everyone had been duped.
This girl is a piece of work.
So there has been a lot of talk over the past week regarding MTV’s newest show called Skins. If you are unfamiliar with the concept, its a drama portraying some very young and very horny teens. However, some MTV execs are getting cold feet on the series, and are going to tone it down.
It turns out that the MTV execs don’t want to be prosecuted for child porn. The following exert from The New York Times explains it well:
“In recent days, executives at the cable channel became concerned that some scenes from the provocative new show “Skins” may violate federal child pornography statutes.
The executives ordered the producers to make changes to tone down some of the most explicit content.
The executives are particularly concerned about the third episode of the series, which is to be broadcast Jan. 31. In an early version, a naked 17-year-old actor is shown from behind as he runs down a street. The actor, Jesse Carere, plays Chris, a high school student whose erection – assisted by erectile dysfunction pills – is a punch line throughout the episode.”
The premier of the show happened last Tuesday and it posted solid results. Did you see it? If so is this child porn allegation over blown, or were they really pushing the limit? And in case you have never seen the show, here’s a little preview:
It appears the habits of the traveling business professional are changing. Marriott hotels will begin phasing out adult content from their TV offering as the hotel chain say porn revenues have plummeted.
So what could have caused this radical shift in horny business men? First, people have a variety of other options to view porn. Every business person is going to have a laptop or an iPad with them, giving them access to an abundance of free porn.
Secondly, we need to look at the management of the Marriott chain. The company is Mormon run, and they have been uneasy for decades about profiting from adult content. Consequently they have been looking for any excuse to get out of adult content, and now they have found it.
Wow, the times they are a changing. Have you ever bought an adult video in a hotel room?
Maybe this will make Montana Fishburne’s dad Laurence Fishburne proud? TMZ has learned Montana has done a nude “photo test” for Playboy.
Apparently the test has Montana going completely full frontal nude. However keep in mind Playboy is artistic, so maybe Laurence won’t mind this as much as her porn video, which she completely gets hammered out by a huge dude.
Montana good luck with Playboy. You certainly need the money as its unlikely you’re on Daddy’s payroll anymore!
Speidi might be broken up for good but the memory of their relationship may be kept forever on the shelves of adoring fans in DVD form—but we’re not talking The Hills box set.
TMZ reports that Spencer Pratt has contacted Vivid Entertainment in hopes to sell what he claims to be in procession of: A Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag sex tape.
Steven Hirsch of Vivid confirmed to TMZ that Spencer is shopping the tape, saying “I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag,” continuing, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.”
Spencer has always been a loud mouth and when it comes to this alleged sex tape, he’s no different. Apparently he has told a friend that what’s on the tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”
Montana Fishburne hoped that being a porn star would help get her acting career off the ground, but she isn’t doing a very good job of it. It seems simple enough, just get naked and get in front of a camera, but Montana isn’t having a very easy ride.
The latest, as TMZ reports, is that Montana has hired a team or lawyers to go after one Brian Pumper, a fellow porn star who released footage of him and Montana… er, doing their thing. Montana claims that she never signed a release for the scene she appeared in to be included in Pumper’s film “Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14”.
Montana told TMZ that she only wanted to “practice” with Pumper before she starred in her movie for Vivid Entertainment.
On a side note to Montana’s lawyers: Be sure to fact-check this guy’s name, because “Brian Pumper” sounds a little too porn-starry to be real.
It’s awesome when people find their niche in life. Good news, Montana Fishburne has found her niche. Apparently she is an awesome porn star!
Vivid Entertainment, the company that produced her first porn flick, has just offered her a multi-picture deal reports TMZ. Vivid Entertainment Steve Hirsch says that Montana’s first DVD is sold out across the country, and is also on backorder.
Laurence must be very proud!
It appears that Montana Fishburne may not have the support of her father Laurence Fishburne, however she does have the support of her Mom. Of course we are referring to Montana’s career choice of becoming a porn star, and she has chosen the classy porn name of “Chippy D.”
“She loves me and is concerned and worried about me. She wants me to be ok and wants whatever is best for me,” Montana told TMZ.
Montana also told TMZ that she has tried calling her father Laurence multiple times, but he will not return her calls.
Montana’s Mom is Hajna Moss-Fishburne – a former actress and current fitness trainer.
Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, 19 year old Montana Fishburne, recently starred in a porn film released by Vivid Entertainment. Not surprisingly, Laurence has been less than thrilled over his daughter’s career choice, and Montana recently commented about her relationship with her father.
“I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him,” Montana tells PEOPLE. “But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”
“Being in an adult film is not a big deal to me,” Montana says. “It’s something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.”
Laurence apparently was stunned when he heard the news about his daughter. “I hear through relatives that he’s upset, but I haven’t talked to him directly for him to tell me his feelings.”
So now the question becomes, based on the picture above, do we think she is a hot porn star, or a really disgusting looking porn star?
The title says it all. Apparently the days of working three waitressing jobs while an actress waits for her big break are over.
These days, as actor Lawrence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana Fishburne, has chosen to do, just star in a porn movie to get your career going. The 19 year old girl teamed up with Vivid Entertainment to produce a porn that will be released later this month, reports E! Online.
Montana seems to think this is the right move for her. “I view making this movie as an important first step in my career,” she said, continuing, “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid.”
We want to know, what kind of acting does she want to be doing?
“I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”
It’s no lie that taking your clothes off will get you some attention, but we’re sceptical as to whether a sex tape, which includes everything from a car scene to a mall, will help Montana Fishburne get the kind of attention that will make her an A-list start one day.
It’s no secret that Lindsay Lohan has had trouble finding work these days, however there is still one role she was able to land.
E! Online reports that Lohan has signed on to play Linda Lovelace in the indie movie “Inferno.” Lovelace is famous for her 1972 porno “Deep Throat.”
This begs the question “Is this a good career move for Lindsay Lohan?” Well the reality is nobody wants to cast her as she is a box office risk, so Lohan is limited in her options. However if she is able to pull of a good performance and not look like a complete whore, this maybe the career resuscitation she needs.
Who needs Paris Hilton?
A DVD that features Jimi Hendrix (or so the film’s creators say) having sex will be released as part of Jimi Hendrix: The Story Of The Lost Sex Tape on May 3 in the U.K., according to CHARTattack.com.
The filmmakers said that in 2007 about 11 minutes of hardcore pornography were discovered at an auction, reports NME.com. The footage is reportedly of Hendrix having sex with two women.
