Have you ever found yourself playing your favourite video game and just as you’re finally getting the good parts, you’re being interrupted by your hunger? Well fret no more because Pizza Hut has an app for that.
Launching today in North America, the new Xbox 360 app offers gamers the option of ordering and customizing their pizza directly from their console. But just in case pizza isn’t your thing, you can also order form their pasta, breadsticks and wings menu. The app even lets you post and share your pizza on Facebook because apparently, Instagram-ing your last meal wasn’t enough.
I don’t know, call me old-fashioned but I think phoning in to order is best. You’re sitting playing video games any way, so those few minutes you spend away from your television to order some food can’t hurt.
I’m always the one in charge of putting the pizza boxes in the recycling box and making sure I don’t leave a trail of crumbs all the way down the stairs and into the garage.
Next time I have pizza, I’m going to refer to this video that shows all the innovative ways you can use a pizza box. I promise I’m only watching this because these are really cool ways to use a pizza box, and not because I am trying to avoid my chores.
Okay, maybe I am a little bit but that doesn’t mean I want to make my own Samurai pizza box costume.
Depending how you look at it, vending machines are either really amazing or the bane of your exist. They’re amazing because they pretty much hold the answer to your hunger/junk food craving dilemmas, but they’re the worst when you don’t have any change in your pockets to purchase those oh so sweet delights.
It would be much easier to remember to carry some cash on me if these vending machines sold the following in our hoods (they exist but not near me):
1. Cupcakes
2. Nail Polish
3. Pizza
Are you good at art? Do you like eating pizza? Not really but yes, you love pizza? Awesome, because you can now create your own edible work of art via paintyourpizza.com, where, (you guessed it!) you can paint your very own pizza.
While there doesn’t seem to be any participating pizza shops just yet, Paint Your Pizza will theoretically make your dreams come true by recreating your illustrations using pizza toppings.
Just use the Microsoft paint-like app on the website to draw out exactly what you want to on your pizza, order it and wait for delivery.
If anyone does try out this bad boy of a service, please let us know if your pizza tastes better because it looks like a dinosaur destroying a city.
1. Obama’s head on a woman’s body whilst dancing on pizza. Just take that in.
The “no f*cks given” face on Obama is priceless. And now I’m really hungry after watching the spinning pizza.
2. Taking hipster to a whole new level. 
Taking your laptop to the park is one thing, but a typewriter? Who are you impressing?!
3. A kind stranger and a dry car.
If a stranger ever did this for me, my soul would be warmed for an eternity.
4. Harry legs.
This is so punny it hurts my soul. So many Harrys.
5. The best air-guitaring Cat ever.
Gusto NYC found this little guy freaking out over nothing. So he gave him a guitar.
Want free pizza?
A private urology practice in Hyannis, Massachusetts is applying its services with the belief that “free pizza can sell anything” by offering one large pizza pie with every vasectomy.
And considering the timing, practice administrator Evan Cohen says vasectomies give men a “guilt-free” excuse to sit on the couch watching some March Madness basketball games given the necessary post-op recovery time.
As a woman, I think this is a rather strange offer, but at least men are given something after going through a painful process. However, it would definitely be a hard decision to decide whether or not one should go through one.
Men, would you give up your ability to procreate for free pizza?
