
With party season almost upon us, there’s nothing worse than having to wait your turn for the bottle opener. This torturous wait has forced many a genius to find new and creative ways to open their beer bottle. From using the edge of a desk to a door lock or even one’s eye (actually saw this happen once), those old ways pale in comparison knowing that you and 23 of your closest pals can enjoy the fruits of your labour all at once with this 24-bottle opener. While imperfect (listen to those cheers), it’s still better than nothing and should be your next party staple.
While the 80s called and wanted their clothes back, this has got to be the coolest drunken dance move I’ve ever seen.
If he dances this good when he’s drunk, what will he be like when he’s ACTUALLY SOBER?
Who says Fifth Harmony can’t harmonize?!!
Proving just how much they improved since placing third on X Factor, the quintet put all their naysayers in their place when they covered One Direction’s “They Don’t Know About Us”.
But making the version their own, there’s a special twist in the song. Adding in a hook from Beyonce’s “Party”, it’s safe to say these girls are going to be killin’ it in the future!
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Redditor xycia says when the cops came to bust the party her friend was throwing, this girl fell through the ceiling.
I usually advise not going into strange places when drunk for the obvious safety reasons. Sticking with the familiar is the best idea you could have when you’re impaired. I never thought this idea would extend to exploring/hiding out in the attic when drunk.
Well then, that’s one way to make a quick and inconspicuous exit.

Red Cup Living (yes, that really is a brand name) has come out with a set of washable drinkware that mimicks the classic party essential: the red cup.
Not only are Red Cup Living’s glass version sturdier, but they are dishwasher safe. They also cost $4-10 dollars per cup.
I’m sorry…what? Is this a joke?
This is so ridiculous it’s funny. I understand washable red solo cups, but a whole glass set modeled after the cup? Who wants to drink wine out of a class modeled after the Red Solo Cup? Not I.
However, this does seem the dream of a college partier. With the set you can feel like a college student whenever you drink, even if it’s a glass of diet soda.
I understand the appeal I guess, but it’s just not for me.
The only thing more ridiculous thing than Red Solo Cup, is this song:
Don’t lie, nine times out of ten this is what an average party for you is like. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a rockstar to drop by their house and yell, “I am a golden God!” before jumping off of the roof into the pool. Hell, you’d be lucky if you even had a blow up pool, let alone an in-ground one.
But to put it all into perspective, at least all those boring parties will make that one crazy night that much more memorable. Just make sure you’re not the one hosting the shingdig. Trust me, you don’t want to be the one responsible for cleaning that up.
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Here in the office, we got tired of Chris Brown’s shenanigans looong ago. Not only because he’s just a complete dunscap, but because he’s basically trolling the world at this point. After his many questionable decisions — getting a tattoo of a beaten woman on his neck, loving two women at the same time and feuding with his ex, Rihanna — I’m starting to think he’s just doing all this sh*t to get attention.
His latest stunt? This Halloween he dressed up as a member of the Taliban. He posed for a photo with his friends and tweeted: “Ain’t nobody Fucking wit my clique!!!!”, a reference to Kanye West and Jay-Z’s song “Clique.” Yikes! He was dressed up to go to Rihanna’s party in West Hollywood.
What do you think? Does Chris Brown just need to go away?
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Victoria Abraham defines one up and coming artist each week so you can impress your friends with your musical brilliance. This week, she tackles Rita Ora, a British singer and actress. Her debut album, ORA, comes out this August.
Just like the DJ Fresh track that got everyone talking about her, Rita Ora is “Hot Right Now.” She expertly mixes street beats with pop, making you want to get up and dance. With her signature platinum blonde hair and bright red lips, this 21-year-old is set to blow up. Her debut album will be out this August, and she’s spending the summer opening for Coldplay.
Full name: Rita Sahatçiu Ora
Known for: Ora is known for her impressive vocal range and her edgy street style.
Used in a sentence: “Since you’re not old enough to drink, get a buzz going with Rita’s delicious musical cocktail of jazz, pop, street beats, and R&B.”
File next to: Rihanna and Aaliyah
Download now: Her new single “Roc the Life.”
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There’s no question how strange and sporadic our weather has been this year.
And looks like this orangutan also agrees. Putting on a coat by all by himself, the orangutan looks ready to go to a party!
Too bad the woman in the background felt her story was more compelling.
I friended my mom on Facebook a while back, but luckily she doesn’t embroider and I don’t post unflattering photos of myself doing PG-13 things. Those photos do not exist and if they did, I would be like a hawk untagging them.
Facebook archives a lot of memories that parents might find a little foreign. Ah yes, misty water-coloured memories of the day one of your friends passed out in a corner and the other flipped his finger to the camera. Those memories are now being embroidered by the parents of America.
The embroideries are an artful combination of a modern concept with an older medium. But for Generation Now, it’s just another embarrassing thing for their parents to use as leverage. Instead of showing baby pictures to a future prospect, why not take out that embroidery of Annie doing a shot at the club?
Next time you’re struggling to make conversation, try asking this question: “If you could invite anyone (living or dead) to the perfect house party, who would it be?” We asked Jaimie from Graffiti6 this question as a metaphor to get acquatinted with some of his musical influences. Here’s what he came up with.
Britney Spears celebrated her 30th Birthday by ice skating in Houston with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, reports People.
Britney also received a ton of celebrity Happy Birthday wishes. ”Happy birthday to the beautiful Miss Britney Spears! Welcome to the 30′s club, Brit!!” Kim Kardashian told the pop star on Celebuzz. “I wish you all the best for this next year and beyond. You’re going to love your 30′s! I love you and hope you have a magical day.”
Britney returned to Mexico City today to continue her tour.
As mentioned yesterday, Miley Cyrus celebrated her 19th birthday surrounded by all her family, friends, midgets and unicorns.
The lavish bash, put together by close friend Kelly Osbourne, had everyone partying at the Roosevelt Hotel until the sun came up. Now, we finally have a few photos of the big event to share with you, thanks to Miley Gallery.
Miley danced (and drank) the night away with some very colourful guests including a mini Nicki Minaj impersonator, the Cookie Monster and a giant panda.
There certainly weren’t any high requirements for Miley’s birthday party.
Remember how Miley said a unicorn greeted her at the front lobby? Well, this is it! I’ll be patiently waiting for my invitation to her 20th birthday next year.
We wrote that Miley turned the big 1-9 yesterday. It was reported she spent her final day as an 18-year-old at a tattoo removal center in L.A. Now, we have the scoop on her big birthday bash.
OK Magazine says Kelly Osbourne threw a big party for the former Hannah Montana star. Apparently the party was so much fun that Miley didn’t go home until the wee hours of the morning. Sounds like a true 19-year-old to me.
Just Jarred is reporting a midget Nicki Minaj impersonator popped by the party to perform “Super Bass”. No word on whether or not the midget impersonator was also a midget stripper, too.
Miley tweeted last night “Can’t thank @MissKellyO for the best partyyyy ever! =]]]] i loveeeee you! Let’s just say there was a unicorn in the lobby!”
Who else can say they partied with a unicorn on their birthday? Remind me to tweet Kelly when my birthday is. Think she’ll strap a party hat on a panda for me?
According to TMZ, Chris Brown has moved out of his 2 million dollar Los Angeles condo.
It’s a new day for both Breezy and the other tenants.
His neighbours infamously complain about his arrogant behaviour, from receiving multiple tickets for parking in handicapped spots to playing music at ear-shattering levels during all hours. There has been accusations of vandalism and racing dogs in the hallway. Unless he’s attempting to dawn a new alter-ego for an upcoming album, it’s just unacceptable.
But it’s more likely that it’s a shameless promotion for his upcoming fragrance.
The day after their second album, Kill the Lights, was released, New Cities stopped to chat with andPOP about the one thing people struggle with the most: balancing business with pleasure. Lead singer David Brown and synth player Nicolas Denis said they were well-behaved on the eve of their big release. They just had a nice dinner with close friends. Somehow we’re not buying it.
“We went to bed early. We’re hardcore like that,” Nicolas says, adding that, for the band, early means 3 a.m.
There’s no denying these six Montreal pop-rockers can morph into quite the party animals when on tour. To keep themselves from burning out, they try to squeeze in as much snooze time as possible.
“I’m sleeping a lot in the van, but I’m not the one that drives the most!” David reveals.
“People think it’s non-stop partying, but when you have to drive six or seven hours a day and have to do a show… for a singer, it gets to be a lot.” Nicolas says.
The band admits they get their admirable tech guy, Jeff, to do most of the driving. Jeff seems to be quite the MacGuyver. It was once reported he saved two of the band members from being attacked by wasps on stage.
“It sounds way more epic online!” Nicolas jokes.
When the band isn’t fighting off winged insects or screaming girls on stage, they’re surprisingly tame. Prior to recording their sophomore effort, which is out now, the band took eight months off to write songs. Talk about dedication. But the band shortly fell into a routine and what better way to break a routine than a spontaneous trip to the island.
“We started writing stuff at our apartment and at some point we went to Barbados,” David says. “We wrote the saddest track ever in Bardados. But we didn’t use it!”
The front man explains they planned on writing more on the Caribbean Island than expected, but as soon as the sun started setting by 6 p.m. the band felt a little less motivated.
Luckily for them, with the help of L.A. production group The Matrix, the band penned 12 catchy, danceable songs now playing at a bar near you.
Now, the band must focus their energy onto something more fun: playing shows. The guys never fail to charm a crowd with their insane stage presence.
“We move around a lot on stage. When you’re lining a tour, you’re definitely playing for more than an hour,” David says, alluding to the fact that he may have moves like Jagger. Alas, he tells andPOP it’s too early in the morning to show off his best moves – the interview was conducted at 9 a.m.
In the meantime, their music videos are enough proof of how lively they can bex. Just wait until their newest video, The Hype, starts playing everywhere. David says they shot the video a month ago and we can expect it to be in high rotation come October 10.
No question that Jay-Z knows how to party. The legendary hip-hop star dropped $250,000 on champagne in Miami.
Jay-Z was hosting the Watch the Throne release party, and he spared no expense. People reports he spent $250,000 on Armand de Brignac champagne for the night, and threw in a $50,000 tip.
“Jay-Z was well-behaved and laid low all night on a banquette with his entourage of boys,” a source tells People.
‘The White Stripes’ frontman Jack White and his wife, Karen Elson, have divorced on their anniversary and are throwing a divorce party, reports E Online.
The divorce comes after six years of marriage and two kids. But instead of a nasty court battle, the couple is sending invitations to close family and friends for a divorce party, to be thrown tonight.
“We remain dear and trusted friends and coparents to our wonderful children Scarlett and Henry Lee,” the couple says in a joint statement. “We feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow.”
“In honor of that time shared, we are throwing a divorce party, an evening together in Nashville to reaffirm our friendship and celebrate the past and future with close friends and family.”
The couple, who got married on June 1, 2005, will celebrate tonight in Music City.
“Karen Elson and Jack White kindly request the presence…at a party to celebrate their 6th anniversary, and their upcoming divorce with a positive swing bang hum dinger,” the invite reads. “The party will include dancing, photos, memories and drinks with alcohol in them. This is only for close personal friends and family so please no plus ones or dead beats.”
Well, this is an odd twist. I like that the two can still be amicable, though, it’s how it should be. White seems like an interesting character so it somewhat doesn’t surprise me that he is throwing a “divorce party.”
If you’re Jewish, you may be able to get Drake to appear at your festivities!
Former NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker reportedly shelled out $250,000 to throw a bar mitzvah for his son Andrew on Saturday night. And with that money, he was able to get rap sensation Drake to perform at the party.
Zucker originally wanted to hire Kanye West to perform, but after learning that the rapper’s fee would total $1 million, he opted for Drake.
The event, which took place at the Four Seasons New York, included a performance by rapper Drake and also featured a photo booth, bracelet-making lounge and station to make customized phone covers. Customized Converse sneakers were handed out to guests as gifts. Sounds like a sweet party to me. Especially the free shoes part.
Among those in attendance were Katie Couric, who previously worked with Zucker on NBC’s Today and is now developing a syndicated talk show with him.
Wow, guess Drake is still pretty humble to appear at such a low-profile party for such a low cost. Sure, it’s still a lot of money, but compared to other artist’s fees that seems pretty reasonable.
