The official trailer for directon Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring is out and it’s full of amazing one-liners. From “Girls, it’s time for you Adderall?” to “What did Lindsay say?”, the movie based on the real story of teenage thieves stealing from Hollywood’s most recognizable faces looks amazing.
I might as well congratulate Coppola for getting Emma Watson to perfectly imitate your run-of-the-mill snarky, over-priviledged American teenager, complete with that annoying rich people drawl. I wonder how many hours of Laguna Beach, The Hills, or Paris Hilton’s The Simple Life did Watson have to watch to develop it?
Speaking of Hilton, the socialite gets a special name drop as the British actress nonchalantly says, “C’mon. Let’s go to Paris’. I want to rob.”
Oh, kids these days. How else are you suppose to live out your long boring hours of being rich and fabulous? By committing a little bit of crime, I suppose.
A new batch of celebrities have fallen victim to yet another hacking scandal.
The site exposed.su has posted the personal financial information of 17 including Jay-Z, Paris Hilton, Beyoncé, Kim Kardashian, Ashton Kutcher and Mel Gibson, according to the National Post. The site also went beyond the reach of Hollywood and has exposed politicians such as First Lady Michelle Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Vice President Joe Biden. It most recently added entries on Britney Spears and Sarah Palin on Monday.
Most of the information in the “dox” can be found on public record but what’s worrying is that the site was also able to obtain social security numbers. They used that information to access credit reports, loan and mortgage information for nearly all celebrities they have exposed.
Included in the various reports, is a American Express bill issued to Jay Z which shows an outstanding balance of $227,115, a mortgage statement for Kim Kardashian who has a remaining $5.85 million, and a credit score on Paris Hilton (which, by the way, was very good).
Various policing agencies such as the LAPD (who have had their own chief of police exposed in the reports), FBI and credit agencies are all investigating, according to Gawker. There is no apparent motive as of yet.
Though it may clock in at just under a minute, we’re still waiting on bated breath for Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring to be released.
The Bling Ring is based on the group of Southern California teens who stole from the likes of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton and Rachel Bilson. The teens made off with almost $3 million dollars worth of goods, most of it from Paris Hilton herself.
The Bling Ring stars none-other-than one of our favourite actresses ever, the gorgeous Emma Watson.We’ve seen her go from girl witch in the Harry Potter series to the manic pixie dream girl of Logan Lerman’s dreams in The Perks of Being A Wallflower, so it’ll be nice to see her in yet another incredibly different role.
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In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Daniel Radcliffe parties like he’s Bill Murray and Kanye West made a few sex tapes.
HIT: Daniel Radcliffe parties with an Irish soccer team like a boss
Daniel Radcliffe pulled a Bill Murray and thus, making him “Awesome Person of the Week.” Apparently, Radcliffe was walking around Dublin, Ireland at 4 a.m. when he ran into Dublin’s minor Gaelic Football team. The team just came off of winning the All Ireland title and they invited Radcliffe to join in on the festivities. Radcliffe hung out with their team at a house party for two hours and was even drinking out of their trophy. Now I can truly say I want to party like a wizard.
MISS: Kanye West might have two sex tapes floating around
TMZ is reporting that not one, but TWO, sex tapes with Kanye are being shopped around. Apparently, one of the ladies Kanye was with looks like Kim Kardashian. Obviously, that revelation has sparked rumours that it is Kim in the videos and was filmed while she was supposedly still with Kris Humphries. Ew! Why? This is just another piece of Kanye-Kim info I did not need to know. Ever.
HIT: Lil’ Wayne opens skate park in New Orleans
When he’s not making weird depositions in court, Lil’ Wayne can often be found skating. It would only make sense for Lil’ Wayne to have his own skatepark. Instead of making one in his own backyard, the rapper decided to open a public skatepark in his hometown of New Orleans. His Trukstop park was constructed within a building that survived Hurricane Katrina and will be opened to the public seven days a week. Thanks to Wayne, the skate-obsessed youths of New Orleans now have a new place to skate without risking running into the cops.
MISS: Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong checks into rehab after Bieber flip-out
Green Day front-man Billie Joe Armstrong had a bit of a freak out at a iHeartRadio Music festival in Las Vegas last week. Armstrong was given the one-minute warning mark which prompted him to start a expletive-laced tirade, including, “What the f*ck! I’m not f*cking Justin Bieber, you mother*ckers.” Apparently, he was drinking a lot before Green Day’s set and has since checked into a rehab facility as of Sunday. Hopefully Armstrong can conquer living with his addiction. We’d all like to hear some more Green Day.
HIT: photos of an 18-year-old Victoria Beckham surface
Photos of a pre-Spice Girls Victoria Beckham have been making its round on the internet and holy hell, does she look good! Beckham obviously doesn’t have the modeling skills she has now, but she still looks really cute. With both mom and dad’s good looks, the photos cement the fact that little baby Harper Beckham will be quite a stunner when she grows up.
MISS: Paris Hilton was caught on tape making ignorant comments
Paris Hilton might as well pretend she’s filming The Simple Life 24/7 because she keeps getting caught doing stupid things. This time, a cab driver taped Hilton saying some pretty ignorant things about gay men. The heiress was with an openly gay model who was trying to explain Grindr, an app gay men use to find hook-ups. “Ewww. Eww. To get fucked?,” she was taped saying. “Gay guys are the horniest people in the world… They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.” While she’s since released an apology, I haven’t taken anything she’s done seriously since episode one of The Simple Life.
We’re in love with this new tumblr page called Mugshot Doppelganger, which takes the mugshots of some of your fave celebrities and makes them look as though they were arrested in the 1920s. Usually these Photoshop jobs come out looking wonky but these are so well done we couldn’t even guess who all the celeb were (ahem, Snooki!).
Check out Lindsay Lohan above and some of the other celebs below:
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Not entirely sure if she’s still relevant, but Paris Hilton made her debut as a DJ this weekend in Sao Paulo, Brazil for the Pop Music Festival.
Donning sequin headphones, fingerless black gloves and diamante suspenders with an embellished satin corset, she also debuted her new song Last Night at the start of her set.
While I’m not entirely sure how I feel about a Djing Paris Hilton (I still think it’s weird), it looks like she had a fun time as she later tweeted:
“Wow! What an incredible night! So happy you all loved my set! Loved watching you all smile & dance! One of the best night’s of my life!”
HMM. If you’re still as confused as I am about this news, here’s video proof of her Dj-ing in front of a HUGE crowd.
Come right this way folks, follow the red velvet rope along and marvel at these photo masterpieces, portraying celebrities at their
finest drunkest. Hush young socialite, it’s okay. It happens to your dowdy, non-famous neighbour next door as much as it does to you. Unfortunately you’re more likely to be the victim of a pants-less time capsule gifted by the paparazzi than the guy with a flip-cam next door. [Source]
Check out the photos below:
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In other unsurprising Kim Kardashian news, Jon Hamm has slammed the reality star with a harsh statement by saying that her success “doesn’t make any sense.”
“Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated,” the Mad Men star told Elle UK Magazine.
“Being a f**king idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
Well, it’s not like Hamm is the only star to criticize Kardashian’s fame. British actor Daniel Craig has also said similar things.
“Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them,” said Craig to Britain’s GQ magazine in an interview. “You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a [expletive] idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’”
Well, that makes me and them both. I still have no idea why the Kardashians are so famous. Maybe it’s because they’re rich and they annoyingly like to make everything public.
Who knows? It must be one of the world’s greatest mysteries.
I’m so excited to hear that Bling Ring is finally going to be done correctly. First, Sophia Coppola is directing and producing the film so we can expect beautiful cinematography and a rocking soundtrack. Now we know it’s also going to star Emma Watson.
“I am excited about the young cast we’re assembling and I’m looking forward to shooting on location here in Los Angeles,” Coppola said in a statement.
If you don’t already know the story, around 2008/2009 a gang of teens broke into celebrity homes in Hollywood, stealing about $3 million worth of jewelry and clothing. Victims included Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Orlando Bloom, Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan among others.
The “Bling Ring” or the “Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch” were eventually caught on surveillance videos and were booked for residential burglary.
It’s safe to say that Emma Watson is choosing some stellar teen roles, first with The Perks of Being a Wallflower and now this one.
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Brittany discusses the new Brave trailer, Zac Efron’s Condomgate incident and Paris Hilton’s insightful video for Drunk Text.
Everybody block your ears. Run away. Or risk being subjected to Paris Hilton’s “singing voice.” The irrelevant socialite released the full wrath of her new song and video for “Drunk Text,” most presumably written from a negative personal experience.
Hilton didn’t even autotune her voice to create a manufactured singing voice for this one, she just goes for poorly delivered spoken words with an electronic beat behind them. The whole song is about the repercussions of a drunk text she accidentally sends.
I think I’ve devised the exact formula Hilton is talking about:
The word sex + texting = sexting + drunk sexting = hot mess or as Hilton astutely puts says “I’m not sure what it means to us.”
Everything about this song is wrong. The words are silly and repetitive, Hilton doesn’t even try to sing and the beat isn’t danceable. Still, Hilton’s been sidelined by the Kardashians for a little while, so attention good or bad is probably welcomed.
If you manage to get through this whole song, you’ve got a brave soul my friend.
While on vacation on the Indonesian island of Bali, the socialite ran into a starving stray dog.
Logically, Paris Hilton ordered a filet mignon from the restaurant she was eating at and gave it to the dog. Does this girl look like she’ll order dry chicken?!
Paris Hilton couldn’t let her good deed go unnoticed. She informed all her 5 million followers on Twitter: “Saw a starving stray dog on the beach of the restaurant. Made me so sad. So we ordered him a filet mignon, he loved it!”
Paris then got a member of her posse to take a photo of the incident. She appears as though she’s trying way too hard to be a good girl now. The famous-for-not-doing-anything celebrity that she is, must be sick of all the sex tape or DUI jokes still surfacing.
But animal cruelty is a concern for Paris. She also tweeted: “The cruel treatment of these stray dogs has upset me so much that I can’t sleep. I’m researching the internet to see what I can do to help.”
I can only imagine Paris on her Macbook Pro, Googling such things as “What To Feed Cute Puppies”, “How To Make Dogs Humane” “How Many Calories in a Filet Mignon?”
While it should be the thought that counts, the sex tapes and DUI jokes about Paris really wont stop until she actually turns these nice thoughts about saving animals into concrete plans of actions. Until then, I’m sure that dog is enjoying his 15 minutes of fame. And, perhaps more filet mignon.
Nicole took to her Facebook page yesterday to beg her female fans to not dress slutty on Halloween anymore. So, if I were you, I’d return that inappropriately low-cut nurses costume for a bear one. Or maybe a shark. Sharks are definitely not slutty.
Apparently, Paris Hilton’s former partner-in-crime isn’t a fan of showing off what her mama gave her anymore. Before marriage and kids, Nicole was quite the wild child. She even flashed an audience at a fashion show. At 30, Richie is sick of dressing provocatively (guess she doesn’t want her kids growing up and being embarrassed of their mother), and all her fans on her Facebook page agree – well, except for the one that wants to be a slutty nun. And maybe Paris Hilton.
TMZ reports Paris has been travelling the world to shadow the world’s greatest DJs, like Afrojack and Deadmau5. She apparently plans to become the most powerful female DJ in the world.
One source extremely close to the heiress tells TMZ, Hilton believes she can become the “Queen of house music” — because “no woman has ever taken over in that arena … and she wants to become that person.”
She hopes to have an album before the end of the year. Doesn’t Paris realize music isn’t her thing? Does she forget her last attempt at music? See below:
NYmag reports the reason for the cancellation is terrible ratings.
However, a rep for the show tells TMZ, “The show just recently completed its run and no pick up decision has been made.”
“I’ve been working out and eating healthier and it feels great,” she told Ahlanlive. “I’ve been doing Pilates to help keep my body toned, and cardio in the gym. I’m also eating a lean diet with lots of organic fruit, veggies and vitamin juices. I have so much energy.”
Paris also commented about people saying she has become fat.
“All girls worry about their weight and I’m no different, except for the fact that when I gain a pound the whole world thinks I’m fat.”
“Do you feel as if people like Kim Kardashian are overshadowing you?” asked Harris in her newly renovated Los Angeles home.
“No, not at all,” replied Hilton.
“Do you ever worry about your moment having passed?”
Paris then looked distraught and walked off. She later composed herself and returned to the interview.
“I’ve been in this business for 15 years now so it’s been a very long time. And just like any other business person or someone in the industry it’s always important to reinvent yourself and come up with new projects,” Hilton said.
Obviously Paris has a fragile ego, and the thought of her being yesterday’s news is absolute torment. Unfortunately for Paris, nothing lasts forever.
James has a history of stalking Paris. He was responsible for beating up Paris’ ex-boyfriend in April. And in October 2010 he was caught sneaking on Paris’ property. And again on Monday he was arrested for trying to get near Hilton.
So stalking is weird enough and any stalker needs psychiatric help. But this guy needs the turbo charged version. Seriously, you don’t even need to stalk Paris Hilton. She is always in the spotlight, and if you want to see her naked, just watch her sex tape.
Paris Hilton is working on a house album, reports Pop In Stereo.
This album will be the follow up to her 2006 self-titled album ‘Paris,’ which peaked at #6 on the US Billboard 200 and surprised many critics.
Hilton, who is also releasing a new reality show titled ‘The World According to Paris,’ spoke to reporters about her upcoming album.
“I have a recording studio in my house so any time I have free time I’m writing and working [on new music]. I’ve been working on this album for a really long time because I want it to be perfect. I recently changed the direction of the album. It was more pop before but now I’m getting rid of a lot of songs and going into a different direction with house music, so it will be a lot more dance and club.”
Before anyone begins bashing her for releasing more music, let’s take a minute to think. Is she really any different than heavy hitters Ke$ha or Britney Spears? Sure, she probably can’t sing, but her music is fun and great for the club. She’s probably working with the best producers as well, so her album will likely gather a hit or two.
TMZ is reporting that Rainford got sentenced to 227 days in prison after he pleaded ‘no contest’ to misdemeanor battery.
Unfortunately thus guy has been stalking Hilton for a while. Rainford was already on probation for trespassing on Paris’ property in October.
In addition to the jail sentence, Rainford was sentenced to three years informal probation and ordered to stay away from Waits once he’s released.
The guy obviously belongs in some type of mental rehab facility. Not only is he crazy for stalking somebody, but to stalk Paris Hilton? He couldn’t at least pick someone interesting and talented?