The taste testers at Olde Pay Phone weren’t impressed after their fans voted they perform their next laboratory on absinthe. The comedy group allowed YouTubers to comment and upvote the alcohol they wanted the trio to test and of course, they chose the most disgusting drink ever. The historic, highly alcoholic, anise-flavoured alcohol derived from botanicals is said to give you hallucinations but mostly it just made the testers drunk.
After round four, Miles, Alexis and Nick were singing and dancing and by round nine they were puking in the toilet. While they didn’t see any green fairies (that we know of) it looks like the drink did inspire them to write some deep, artistic poetry.
Don’t worry, as far as we know they were all okay in the end and as always, the whole laboratory was medically supervised by Nurse Brittany. It was probably still a lot worse than their chipper wine garden party.
What’s the deadliest alcohol you’ve ever had?
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A while ago we met a dude who was considered to be the Andy Warhol of Instagram. Now it looks like he has some fierce competition because another photographer — nay artist — named Xavius is being touted as the best in the world.
Xavier might look a little quirky in his black top hat, large-framed hipster glasses and unnecessary suspenders, but he really believes in the art form and his passion comes through in his work. Xavier’s services come at a steep price, but you’ll never have to post another selfie of you making duckface or a mirror shot of your flexing biceps ever again.
Xavier’s portraits ensure you’ll get the likes on your Facebook you deserve, because of his strategic use of filters. Check out this in-depth portrait of the icon by Olde Payphone.
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There’s nothing quite so distinguished as hosting a box wine garden party on a sunny afternoon. It’s a classy milieu that inspires guests to don shady fedoras and drape delicate cashmere cardigans over their shoulders — perhaps carry croquet mallets and French bread as accessories.
Ah yes, wine tasting is a sophisticated affair, until you slam back your first glass, causing you to slowly lose your fake Victorian accent — not to mention your cool.
As everyone knows, I’m obsessing over sketch comedy group Olde Payphone. Every once in a while the crew will perform alcohol taste tests. And by taste tests, I mean they get crunked off the drink du jour so you can gauge what erratic symptoms you might experience (drunk calls, tantrums, increased horniness, vomiting). They’re really doing you a favour here.
In this round, Miles, Alexis and Nick taste Almaden Box Wine. And don’t worry, medical supervision was provided by Nurse Brittany.
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There’s a legit problem in this world when a person doesn’t have enough money to buy real underwear and resorts to wearing taped up grocery bags as fake Nike shoes, but still holds on to their overpriced iPad because of its stunning retina display.
Sketch comedy group OldePayphone highlights the unique homeless situation in Los Angeles when a young couple runs into two homeless writers, one of which creatively uses plastic wrap as transition lenses. The aptly named “iBum L.A.” sketch comes from the the same comedy group that brought us “CompetiBitch” last week. Hilarz!
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Have you ever played a board game with an uber competitive player who yells obscenities if you don’t answer a trivia question correctly about the obscure Northern Crusades, or who spikes your eyeballs out with her lanyard pen if you don’t guess “Hits Owe Wad” (It’s so odd) in Mad Gab?
In OldePayphone’s new YouTube video “CompetiBitch,” a few friends play Catch Phrase with a cutthroat player named Jenna. The game results in a few bitch slaps, throat chops and tons of cuteye. It’s only a matter of time before she starts hitting below the belt…