At last there will be a halt on GTL— gym, tan, laundry (unless it’s for the baby). Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and Jionni LaValle welcomed the newest little member to the shore, their first born baby boy Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, early Sunday morning in Livingston, New Jersey.
Hopefully now that she’s a mom, she’ll be able to reinvent herself and leave behind her partying rep. Snooki has also sent out a bunch of tweets about lack of sleep, finally being able to eat egg whites and welcoming news:
MTV shared in on their excitement: “We couldn’t be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo’s first trip to the Jersey Shore and can’t wait to see his first animal print onesie.” If you know anything about Snooki, she’s obsessed with zebra and leopard print. Have you seen those girl’s slippers?
The guido fam has also been showered with love and well wishes from Jersey Shore cast mates. Yup, they’re already in talks of a baby blow out and dressing the little thing to impress:
Snooki told In Touch that her little bundle of meatball will be a boy! That’s good news I guess. I mean, lady dyed her dog’s hair pink so imagine what glamming she’d do to a little girl.
“I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls. It’s still my baby, no matter what,” she told the magazine. “I’m excited either way!”
Snooki confirmed that she’ll be on the next season of Jersey Shore, however, she’ll be staying in a location NEAR the boozy Shore House, rather than in it. Snooki is also in prime position to pop around September, which would be a convenient season finale no? But we can’t plan these things…
Snooki also told the magazine pregnancy has made her feel icky and gross and she’s just not in the mood for sex lately. She’s decidedly given up partying, choosing to devote herself to motherhood instead. “I’m not going to party hard anymore, even after the baby is born. Being a mom changes you,” she said.
Finally, the names. She and fiance Jionni La Valle are debating between Lorenzo or Jionni Jr. Which do you prefer?
Preggers power. I’ll cut a bitch if you mess w my baby! twitter.com/snooki/status/…
— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 3, 2012
Jersey Shore’s Snooki might be small but we always knew she’d be willing to throw a drink in your face if you got in her way. When you bring a baby into the equation, Snooki is even fiercer and will in fact cut you if you mess with her unborn child. Snooki looks adorable intimidating in her huge glasses and pink shorts. The multi-talented reality star also has the skills to film the fight for legal purposes on her cell phone while curling her fist.
Brad Ferro, the guy who punched Snooki on season one of Jersey Shore, can’t get a job anywhere!
Wait…so you mean punching a girl over some shots while she’s surrounded by MTV cameras is a BAD idea?! LOLZ!
Ferro’s concerned papa says that his son has actually had to enlist in the army and is training to be a Cavalry Scout, which is described as “the commander’s eyes and ears on the battlefield.”
Ferro plead guilty to simple assault and was fined $500 with 6 months of probation for the 2009 incident.
Serves him right for doing something so STOOPID! Maybe he’ll learn something in the army!
It was only a matter of time, really…
Radar Online reports that Jersey Shore cast member Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi spent a night in a Miami hospital while shooting season 2 of the show. It seems that the star overindulged at popular hot spot ‘Dream,’ getting so intoxicated that the show’s producer’s had to carry her out of the club!
The most intriguing part? The medical incident didn’t make the cut into the show! MTV producers made the executive decision to leave Snooki’s drunken drama out of last week’s episode, opting instead to show Polizzi interrupting costar Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley and boyfriend Tom’s attempt at “smushing.”
Even Jersey Shore has its limits!
Snooki talked extensively about her troubles with drinking at a recent MTV press conference. In regards to receiving a drunk and disorderly charge on a Miami beach taping the same season of the show, she said “Obviously I like to party. I like to have a good time but maybe I’m overdoing it a little too much. So right now I’m just watching myself and I can have a good time not drinking.”
No drinking for Snooki? We definitely can’t picture the Shore cast forsaking a night of drunken partying for a stay-in sober Scrabble night! But it’s probably for the best…unless she’s snookin’ for a stomach pumping, Polizzi’s better off laying off the sauce for a little bit – even if it doesn’t make the best television.
Sorry juiceheads – this guidette’s taken.
Anyone who watched MTV’s smash hit Jersey Shore knows how unlucky Snooki was with men. Well, Snooki, legally known as Nicole Polizzi, has finally found a man that loves her back – pouf and all.
The lucky man is Emilio Antonio: a body builder and personal trainer with an Italian background. Shocker, right?
“He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality,” Snooki told RadarOnline.
