You know when you’re going about your day and then some crazy exchange happens that you wish you caught on camera? It usually involves some random person with frazzled hair, wearing the same colour from head-to-toe making grunting noises. In my experience it usually  happens on public transportation, but in this case it’s in the middle of a Chicago television newscast and thankfully, it was all caught on camera.

A woman walking by starts violently spitting in front of the reporter, not realizing that the whole encounter is being filmed. Even after she realizes she’s on camera, she doesn’t really care and even after she walks away she comes back and hocks another one.

“Please tell me you got that,” the reporter said after she’s gone. ”I feel like I need hand sanitizer and a lot of it. Was that not the weirdest exchange?” I don’t know how he could go back to his report without laughing.

Watch it here: