Glee is returning this thursday with “Naked,” where the boys of New Direction will strip down for a “men of McKinley” calendar, and Rachel Berry will deal with contemplating a topless role. Thankfully Rachel will get some advisement in the form of Quinn and Santana who come to visit. In fangirl speak this can be translated as: OMGDARRENCRISSSHIRTLESS and FABERRY +QUINTANA+ PEZZBERRY= FAPEZBERRY. Me? I’m just really excited about the music and am counting on seeing how the Kurt/Adam date goes. Okay…maybe I’m a little excited for the three girls to be reunited too. Rachel is getting annoyingly ahead of herself. Santana and Quinn seem to like slapping people… hopefully they put their slaps to good use and give Ms Berry a reality check.
Love Song – Sara Bareilles
Looks like Quinn and Santana are back? It’s hard to believe these three have never sang together just as a trio…their voices sound incredible together. This song is amazing as is, but Glee’s rendition blows me away. Their harmonies and Lea’s spontaneous belt give me goosbumps. It’s just so good, I can’t deal. I feel this song will be a result of Santana and Quinn giving Rachel advice about her looming topless scene and weither or not she should go through with it. Knowing Santana, I think she will encourage Rachel to take a risk. I think this is my favourite song of the bunch. I just hope this all means Santana will fall in love with NYC and want to stay there.
Let Me Love You (Until you learn to love yourself) - NeYo
Well hi to you too Jake Puckerman. Let us love you please? This song is overplayed and can get seriously annoying but the fact they slowed it down to really make it sound like a ballad does wonders for the song. My prediction is that this is Jake serenading Marley telling her to love herself after he finds out about her battle with bulimia…or him just reassuring her that she is the only girl for him. Will Ryder tell him? Who knows.
A Thousand Years - Christina Perri ft. Steve Kazee
Marley and Jake just keep getting cuter and cuter. This song is SO sweet. My guess is that this song happens after Jake serenades Marley who is having issues trusting him, and that they sing when she finally realizes she can trust him and feel secure in their relationship. Jarley duets are definitely one of the greatest things this season. The “You Drive me Crazy/ Crazy” mashup from the Britney episode was also amazing. I am getting a cavity from the sweetness of this song.
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If this doesn’t turn you away from going to the zoo, I don’t know what will. A zoo in Germany has a lot of people wanting the government to impose new bestiality laws, after sexually exploiting animals. The zoo has reportedly been renting out animals for sexual purposes with humans. Obviously, this has outraged every sane person in the world. I honestly thought bestiality was a joke, cause it is the nastiest thing I’ve ever heard of. I guess since he quit his day job, Elmo could find work here? Too soon?
If you were planning on visiting Sandy Island, you will be disappointed. Known as Sandy Island on google and Sable Island by others, the island simple doesn’t exist. A group of Seamen (I’ve always wanted to type that), set out to find the island, but when they got to the coordinates, it was just ocean. According to Google Maps, the island is located between Australia and New Caledonia in the South Pacific Ocean. I wonder if it is some sort of crazy portal into another dimension? Or just a glitch in modern technology…
Best School Ever?
The Perse School in Cambridge, England, might be the coolest school ever. They have a rare policy I’ve never heard of practiced at any other school. If you get in trouble for a minor offense at school, you can get out of it if you re able to tell a believable white lie. The students have only 10 seconds to talk themselves out of getting punishment. The headmaster of the school thinks it is a great way for students to develop quick thinking and it will help them in real world situations. That’s something interesting to add to your resume. Education, able to develop believable lie within 10 seconds.
Crazy Naked People
Can’t blame this one on the alcohol, at least, it wasn’t reported. This man decided it was a great idea for him to climb up onto an equestrian statue, naked, and just posed in multiple positions. For about three hours he ‘chilled’ up there in the cool Fall weather in England. He eventually got off the statue once police and emergency workers coaxed him down. Needless to say, he’s probably crazy. Why doesn’t this happen in Canada or the USA? Imagine if Charlie Sheen did this? That is all.
Most Expensive Christmas Tree is also the Ugliest
This Christmas tree is eight feet tall, and made of 88 pounds of pure gold. It is a revolving tree, decorated in Disney characters. If you have that person on your Christmas list that loves Disney, the tree is for sale. The price tag, a whopping $4.2 million dollars. It’s also in Tokyo, so you might want to factor in shipping costs. Then again, if you can afford this tree, you probably don’t care about the cost of shipping. Is it just me, or is this the ugliest tree you’ve ever seen? It actually hurts my eyes to look at it directly. I’d rather have fruit cake, and I hate fruit cake.
Because photos of Prince Harry’s crown jewels surfaced over the past week, the royal partyboy is now being offered $10 million to star in a porn movie with Vivid Entertainment, undoubtedly one of the biggest porn studios on the planet.
According to TMZ, Vivid founder Steve Hirsch sent a letter to the royal palace in London offering Prince Harry to star in a big budget adult film called “The Trouble with Harry”.
And get this, the film would also not be short of the Prince’s nether regions. As Hirsch writes in a document, “Of course “little Harry: will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be well-scripted, and the crown jewels will not be ‘minimized’ in any way.”
Somehow, I don’t think a porn movie will make Prince Harry “the coolest prince of all time.” I think his rebellious nature has already made him attractive already!
That being said, starring in a porno probably isn’t the best idea. I’m sure the Queen and the rest of the family would disapprove greatly!
The only thing getting us through the whole Chavril (Chad Kroeger + Avril Lavigne) affair are photos of Prince Harry, partying naked in Las Vegas. Thanks Harry! You were really there for us this time,
ready and willing to distract us from Canada’s contribution to the world.
Here’s what we know: TMZ published photos showing Prince Harry completely naked, covering his royal jewels. Apparently Harry and a few friends were partying at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino last Friday and invited a few ladies up to his VIP suite to play strip poker.
One photo shows Harry being embraced from behind by a topless woman while another has him behind a nude lady, next to a pool table.
Looks like everyone lost this game, huh?
Harry, 27, is supposed to return to his military duties when he returns to the UK, but could be reprimanded for the photos… which naturally, makes the rebellious prince somehow more attractive to his fans.
While Carly Rae Jepsen is doing her best to dodge an alleged nude photo scandal, Lady Gaga just puts it all out there. Her recently posted nude photo is certainly one way to grab attention, whether you think it’s artistic or not. She posted the photo to her social networking site LittleMonsters.com and although she supposedly has nude underwear on, it’s hard to tell.
Alongside the photo she wrote: ”Resting after BARNEY’S GAGA WORKSHOP OPENING IN NY.” Her new site has tons of other amazing photos, including pics of her and Lindsay Lohan’s slumber party at the Chateau Marmont.
If you think about it, Lady Gaga is doing a total solid for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson by taking some of the unwanted media attention away from them. Plus, you’ve got to give it to the girl for baring it all for her fans!
She her tweet below:
After all the Biebs has accomplished and only being 18-years-old, he’s finally got the keys to his own pad and totally taking advantage of the situation. Being followed by fans and paps everyday, (which can be totally exhausting) Justin can finally have the privacy he deserves, and literally bares all.
In a recent interview on Hot 97, Justin told Angie Martinez, “I am running around naked in the house, often. That’s what you have to do when you get your own place, feel comfortable to just run around, get some cereal — butt naked.”
Now ladies.. don’t get too excited. It’s not like his walls are made of glass because we all know that Justin and glass DO NOT go together.
Because One Direction is so famous that they can barely get any privacy anymore, it’s not hard to believe that security surrounding the boys will be tight.
But when several 1D fans tried to sneak into the gym where the boys were working out, one fan managed to slip by and catch poor Liam Payne in the buff when he was changing at the gym!
“Liam was stunned when he saw her in the changing room — he couldn’t believe she’d got past security,” a source told British newspaper Metro. “For one thing, he was in the middle of getting dressed and had no idea what she was going to do, as their fans in the US are mad.”
While Niall has previously stated that fans can be “a bit too much,” this certainly takes the cake.
The things some people will do to get close!
Honestly, you’re not being a really good fan if you’re disrespecting your favourite band’s privacy.
While Rob Pattinson has proven himself to be more of a serious actor in the upcoming film Cosmopolis, there’s one thing he won’t do for the camera.
When asked by director David Cronenberg to display his man parts, Pattinson drew the line.
“Five minutes before we filmed, David told me, ‘I want to see the bottom of your balls on the top of the frame,’” Rob said to Metro France about shooting Cosmopolis. “At the moment, I reminded myself that I would do anything for him. I went back to see him and told him that wouldn’t happen.”
And somewhere out there, Twi-hards and Rob Pattinson fans may have just died a little inside.
While I support Rob and his decision to not go nude for the sake of an art film, I have to remind him that Michael Fassbender went all out in Shame and was critically acclaimed.
A thought for the future maybe?
Not many people get to say: my Mom’s a rockstar and I spent a lot of my childhood on a tour bus. You would think the lifestyle of a musician would make it hard to bring a baby on the road, however, some how Dev makes it work. She talks about changing diapers, how she met her fiancé and we get to see her “nipples.”
Dev and Enrique Iglesias are not “Naked” in their new music video, though the title hints at it. Misleading as it is, there’s still plenty to like.
The two wander separately around a Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas but never quite run into each other. Dev sports an angled Girl With the Dragon Tattoo blunt cut and drives around the brightly lit city with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Enrique is inside gambling away all his money at the tables. Eventually they head to the same club, but alas, their eyes do not meet over the sweaty dance floor.
Though they’re never in the same shot, I think the two finally meet in the end as they head into the elevator with their suitcases. I guess that’s destiny for you.
The song has a strong dance element but it’s not the summer track I’ve been craving. What do you think of it?
Watch it here:
We saw how his Kony2012 video became viral last week.
Now doing a complete 180, Invisible Children co-founder Jason Russell was arrested Thursday for allegedly masturbating and being drunk in public.
In an interview with TMZ, Ben Keesey, the CEO of Invisible Children, has since released a statement regarding Russell’s state.
“Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition,” he said. ”He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday.”
While it isn’t clear which side is true, TMZ has released a video of Russell in the midst of a naked meltdown in the San Diego streets.
For someone who launched an empowering and viral video last week, this really brings a new perspective on him.
Since the Kony2012 video was released, Russell and Invisible Children have received heavy criticism saying the campaign presents an overly simplistic, and sometimes inaccurate portrayal of problems in Central Africa.
What do you think? Does this change your mind about the campaign at all?
In this last part of the interview, we ask One Direction your Twitter questions, tweeted to us at @andpop. We also talk to the guys about people always asking them to take off their shirt, and how girls are always asking to marry them.
Scarlett Johansson’s lawyer is threatening some celebrity websites that are showing the hacked naked pics of Scarlett. TMZ says attorney Marty Singer has issued threatening letters to sites like The Dirty.com.
Singer claims, “The highly personal and private photographs at issue capture our client self-posing in her own home in a state of undress and/or topless.”
Singer continues, “If you fail to comply, you will be acting at your own peril. Please govern yourselves accordingly.”
As we reported earlier, the FBI has launched an investigation into the hacking.
Demi Moore is the ultimate MILF. She’s sexy, smart, beautiful and knows how to use Twitter. And not only that, she’s very liberal with Twitter.
Demi was nice enough to tweet some semi-nude photos of herself. All we can say is Ashton Kutcher is a lucky man, and for a woman pushing 50 years old, Demi is in fantastic shape.
Demi – you are a special lady.
Everett Tweeted early Tuesday morning that he was in the back of a police car getting arrested. Apparently he was stopped for being naked in public. Understandably, these pictures spread through Social Media like wildfire. Amazing technology!
Updates: Two follow-up tweets from Everett:
“…I guess you can’t walk down your own street half naked…who knew – I got a free ride home by the nice police officer”
“…by half naked, I mean naked”
TMZ reports that Cherie Johnson (Maxine’s real name) took a nude photo shoot in Southern California that she plans to submit to Playboy.
Johnson — who’s 35-years-old now — tells TMZ, “I have been threatening my family that I was going to do ‘Playboy’ since I was 18 years old.”
Cherie adds, “When my mom said ‘Okay’ … and my grandma said, ‘Bring me a autographed copy,’ I figured I’d make it a goal.”
Radar Online is reporting that the Hef popped the question to Crystal Harris, a 24-year-old and Playboy’s Miss January, on Christmas. The magazine tycoon took to his Twitter account to announce the happy news.
“When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory,” Hefner microblogged.
The 84-year-old did not mention a set date or location for the ceremony, but we imagine Crystal is already eagerly planning away. After all, why delay a wedding to an octogenarian gazillionaire with dozens of girlfriends who look exactly like you?
Fourth times the charm, right Hef?
A source told RadarOnline that the struggling actor was found “wasted at the restaurant” before he went nuts at a hotel. The source continued, “He was snorting cocaine and drinking vodka. He was also drinking wine… and he was wasted.”
That’s only the beginning though!
The source said that Sheen was at the restaurant with Capri Anderson, a porn star acting as his escort for the night (for the price of $12,000).
“At one point he convinced Capri to go to the bathroom with him. When they got into the bathroom he started snorting cocaine and then took off his pants,” the source said.
“Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried but she stopped him and demanded her $12,000. He didn’t have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom!”
Capri alerted Sheen’s assistant about the actor’s state of mind, so the assistant went to check on him. “When the assistant opened the door, there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face! He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it,” said the source.
After leaving the restaurant and making it back to the hotel, Sheen allegedly smoked cocaine and trashed the room, naked, which is when the cops showed up.
Honestly, Charlie Sheen, you’ve got some big problems!