Being able to grow facial hair must be a sign of manhood for many males. But while we know that Justin Bieber is officially an adult (in Canada), perhaps trying to grow some facial hair isn’t the best way to show that you’re all grown up.
Because from the looks of it, it doesn’t seem like much.
The singer posted a pic to his Instagram, captioning it: “Growin out the stash lol.” But to us, it just looked more like peach fuzz.
So before this escalates into something more, I have a piece of advice to Justin from a woman to a man.
Justin, we know you can sing, dance and charm the ladies with your swag but maybe growing a mustache isn’t for you.
You can’t have it all in the world. Save it for the pros…Ben Affleck and George Clooney.
Today is the last day of Movember. YAY! As of tomorrow males will no longer look like pedophiles and 70s porn stars and females can rejoice.
But how exactly does one end a month-long relationship with the lip fur? Luckily, Rhett & Link from College Humor have provided an easy to follow guide.
Watch it here
Today’s midday pick-me-up is a dubstep hipster cat. Of course, the only thing cooler than a dubstep hipster cat is a mustached dubstep hipster cat wearing glasses. Watch him frantically dance, lick and shake his head to the tune.
This video is funny because cats don’t wear glasses nor do they like dubstep, that’s what makes it ironic (pause for sarcasm). The only thing that would make this video better is a Pabst Blue Ribbon and some plaid.
The user uploaded the video below to Vimeo because Youtube is too “mainstream”.
stereo skifcha from xgabberx on Vimeo.
Here in Canada we have this little thing called Movember. For the month of November, men let their mustaches grow while raising money for prostate cancer research. Not only does this help conquer a leading cause of death among men, this also allows them to look absolutely ridiculous (and, at times, sexy) for a whole month straight!
We’d love to see stars like Zac Efron, Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner- hell, even Kanye West – partake in this festivity. These guys are already gorgeous and could rock any ‘tache of their choice. Below are some examples of famous dudes throughout time that did a good job at maintaining their upper lip. Boys, take note!
Charlie Chaplin rocked the toothbrush ‘stache in the early 1900s. Then some one else totally ruined it…
If Tom Selleck a.k.a. Magnum PI were to ever shave his ‘stache it’ll be the equivalant of walking down the street in the nude.
Hulk Hogan proves you don’t have to be a porn star to rock the porn ‘stache.
Ned Flanders has been sporting a thick ‘stache on The Simpsons since 1990. Oh indeedily doodily!
Parks & Recreation‘s Ron Swanson sports the real-life version of the Ned Flanders mustache. Thick, full of body, and golden brown.
Mr. Potato Head had the option of mustache on or mustache off. For Movember we’re sure he’d keep it on at all times.
We were really lacking in the ginger ‘stache department until Yosemite Sam showed up. Way to take one for the team!
Director John Waters takes a cue from Little Richard and rocks the creepy thin strip.
Star Wars‘ Lando demonstrates mustaches can be for all races.
We love the Anchorman ’stache as much as Ron Burgundy loves scotch. Scotchy, scotch scotch…
Lee Van Cleef made mustaches cool-looking in Western movies. Go ask your parents what a Western is!
These are just a few we wanted to share in case you’re planning on participating in Movember. Remember: it’s for a good cause and you can look incredibly stupid but get away with it. Ready, set, MO!
Teenstache ahoy!
It looks like Bieber’s compensating for his recent dramatic haircut by growing some hair a little further south. That’s right: the Biebs is putting a ‘stache on it!
Justin tweeted the following message to his fans:
“im not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache. i’m pumped.”
Aww, what a precious delicate flower! We’d love to see you try to grow a mustache…emphasis on the word ‘try.’ Lolz!
Be careful Biebs…remember what happened to teen heartthrobs Jesse McCartney and the Jonas Brothers when they grew up! Preteens like to spend their money on the young and babyfaced…and we know how much you like to spend YOUR money on GF Selena Gomez.
Don’t rush it! Stay young and keep the ca$h rolling in!
