Perez Hilton is reporting that Jesse James’ old mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, wishes him only the best in his new relationship with tattoo artist Kat Von D.

Wait, she’s still relevant? We thought she crawled back to her dumpster home long ago.

“There are no hard feelings towards Jesse,” McGee said. “I just always wish him the best with Kat and everything… I kind of joke around with Kat, but I have no hard feelings or anything. I’ve never met her before, no… She’s probably so sick of people comparing her to me, but I get compared to her all of the time so it’s whatever.”

How delusional is this lady?! We’re not sure how McGee can joke around with someone she’s never met. “Twin” telepathy, perhaps?

Von D may be an ever-so-minor upgrade from alleged neonazi McGee, but Jesse will never find an amazing woman like his now ex-wife, Sandra Bullock. Jesse James’ affair with the “Bombshell” was revealed just days after Bullock took home her best actress Oscar for her work in The Blind Side.

Jesse can swap spit with whatever kind of scum demon he wants as long as everybody leaves Sandy alone!

Don’t you just love America? What other place in the world could a couple of whores like Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Jamie Jungers get a reality show about celebrities cheating on their loved ones.

TMZ is reporting that Jamie Jungers (one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses) and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (Jesse James 1st mistress) are planning on hosting the show. The show was created by Bobby Goldstein, who created the original “Cheaters” — and would, according to the pitch, try and “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down.”

The show is currently being pitched to networks to see if anybody will bite. However what broadcaster could say “no” to such “quality programming?”