Now you can heal your injuries with some meat.

Going on Twitter to reveal the first item on the merch list for her Born This Way Ball tour, the extravagant singer introduced meat bandages.

And by that, I meant printed band-aids that look like meat. (You didn’t actually think there was going to be real meat in the package did you?)

“Just in case you fall and scrape your monster knee! I’ll be there l love you, you bandage me up when I need it! Xox,” she tweeted.

Not that we didn’t squirm when we saw her in a meat dress, now you can heal your cuts and sores with some Gaga-approved bandages that look like meat.

Oh Gaga. You’re always so creative.